Viv's Harem! " Well, if you'd just got up and done it, I wouldn't be mad!," Viv yelled. " I'm one of the five Mazoku Lords! Why should I listen to some silly Ancient Dragon!?," Phibrizio yelled back. " Why don't you just get a harem like all those other fan fic writers and make them do it!" " Silly Ancient Dragon!?," Viv raged, " I least I at least look like an adult!" " Yeah, well, I don't have a ugly horn sticking out of my forehead!" " Hellbrat!" " Shut up!" " Baka!" " Gaav Flare!" " Ra Tilt!," Viv yelled as she dodged the Gaav Flare. " Who needs you anyway? Maybe I'll just go home!," Phibrizio snorted and walked off down the hall. " Yeah, well, see if I care! You stupid little brat!," Viv yelled after him and whirled around. Now she was facing the living room, and most of her other 'house guests'. Zelas, Dynast, Gaav and Deep Sea were watching her with amused smirks on their faces. Xellos had his eyes open, and a lingering sweat-drop. Rezo had been eating chips, and still held a chip in his fingers with his hand halfway up to his open mouth, and his attention was still on Viv, as was Amelia's. Amelia had been channel surfing, and her finger was still held on the channel up button, and the channels were flashing by on the TV. Gourry and Lina had actually stopped eating to stare, Zel was watching Viv over the top of the book he was 'reading' and Filia was looking at her with a concerned expression. The Horseman, on the other hand, didn't even look up from a magazine he was flipping through. " What are all of you staring at?!," Viv yelled. Everyone immediately went back to what they had been doing. (Except for the Horseman, who hadn't even looked up in the first place) " I'll show that little brat! Dynast, Xellos, Zel, Gourry, Horseman! I need to talk to you!," Viv said. " I didn't do it," Xellos said and held his hands up defensively. " What ever you and your boyfriend-" " He's NOT my boyfriend anymore. . . not that he EVER was-or will be for that matter!," Viv shouted. Everyone sweat- dropped. " Viv! What's Phibrizio's problem? He stormed into his room and slammed the door so hard it shook the windows," Val said as he came into the living room. Then he saw the scowl on his sister's face and the panicked look on everyone else's. " Who *cares* what that little Hellbrat does!," Viv snorted. Then she turned back to the guys she had addressed earlier. " I said I needed to talk to you. Xellos, take us to one of you're pocket dimensions." " Do I really need to come along?," the Horseman sighed. " Um. . . I don't know if that's a good-," Xellos started. " NOW!!!!!," Viv screamed. A millisecond later, Viv, Xellos, Dynast, the Horseman, Gourry, and Zelgadis were gone. " Whoa. . . ," Lina said. " She is really, really pissed." " What happened, anyway?," Valgarv asked. " I'm not really sure," Rezo said. " We heard them yelling from the kitchen, and then Phibrizio came out here, and Viv followed. They kept yelling at each other, and then Phibrizio stormed off and Viv grabbed Xellos and the others and left." " This can't be a good thing," Filia said. Valgarv opened his mouth to say something when Phibrizio stormed back into the room. You could practically feel the anger pouring off him. Phibrizio stomped through the living room and headed out the front door. He yanked it open, stormed outside, and slammed the front door shut so hard it shook all the windows in the house and made a crash so loud, the noise from the TV was drowned out. Everyone heard Daredevil whinny from the front yard where he had been eating what was left of the grass in Viv's yard. " He is really, really, pissed as well," Deep Sea Dolphin said. " He almost broke the front door. . . ," Amelia said. " Not that it matters," Xellos giggled as he appeared in the room. He was wearing a loincloth. " I'm going to be sick," Rezo said. Xellos just giggled. " Viv is in the process of punishing our favorite Hellbrat as we speak." " If it involves you in a loincloth, I really don't want to know," Lina said. " The loincloth was my idea," Xellos said as his normal clothes took the place of the loincloth. " Viv didn't like the idea to much herself. . . " " Where *is* my sister, anyhow?," Valgarv asked. " She's still in the pocket dimension with the others," Xellos said. " I'm here to get Rezo." " Me?," Rezo asked. " She needs your magical knowledge. She's not quite sure what spell she needs, and since Lei Magnus is already. . . occupied, she needs you're help." " Lei's been dragged into this too?," Rezo asked. Xellos nodded, " And so has Halcyform, Melgazia, Alfred-" " My cousin!?," Amelia screamed. Xellos nodded again, " And Ashram and Marron. Then there is little old me, of course. I think there are one or two others she's going to get too." " What is Viv doing with all you guys?," Lina asked. " Sore wa himitsu desu!," Xellos giggled as he vanished along with Rezo. " This can not be good," Zelas said, " for Phibrizio, that is. . . " Meanwhile. . . " I refuse to do this, Viv-chan," the Horseman said and crossed his arms over his chest. " I am a warrior. . . not someone you can use to get your revenge. . . I've had my fill of that, thank you very much." " Horseman-kun!!!!," Viv whined, " It's not like I'm asking you to kill him! Although that is beginning to sound like a good idea. . . " " Viv-chan!," Meglazia scolded her. " I understand you're mad at him, but-" " I agree with the Horseman," Ashram piped up. " I have better things to do then bother Hellmaster." " I got you away from Parn, didn't I?," Viv said. Ashram sighed and nodded. Viv turned to the Horseman, " And didn't I get your skull back for you?" " Fine," the Horseman sighed. " I suppose I do owe you one. . . but don't expect me to do this again!" Viv squealed and gave him a hug. " What about you, Ashram-kun?," she asked. " Alright. . . I guess you did get me away from that annoying boy, and we have been. . . friends for a while. . . ," Ashram rolled his eyes. Viv smiled. " Viv, what *are* you doing?," Rezo asked as he and Xellos appeared. " You've thrown the whole house into an uproar, and Phibrizio nearly broke down your front door as he left." " He left!," Viv yelled. " Great! He better come back!" " Forgive me, my dear," Lei Magnus spoke up, " but aren't you trying to get revenge on him? If he has left your house, wouldn't that be what you want?" " NO!," Viv yelled. " How can I get revenge if he's *gone*!!!" " She has a point," Halcyform said. " What did he do to you, anyway, Viv-chan?," Alfred asked. " Um. . . he made her mad when he got all jealous over Horseman-san," Gourry said. " Phibrizio got jealous of the Horseman?," Zelgadis asked. " There's that, and he's starting to act like he owns me, and then he wouldn't even-," Viv started. " Can we just get this over with?," Dynast asked. Viv gave him a look for interrupting her, but she nodded. " What did you need me for?," Rezo asked. " I am making a harem," Viv said. " A harem. . . ?," Rezo said and raised an eyebrow. The he turned to the guys, " L-Sama help all of you." Rezo got Viv's fist in his stomach for his effort. " Anyways, I need a limited control spell. Something so the guys still have free will, but I can still order them around. . . and Phibrizio has to be able to sense it." " I can't cast it because I'd have to cast it on myself, and then the spell won't be reversible, because I won't be able to cast the counter spell," Lei explained. " So why don't you just tell Viv the spell?," Rezo asked. " Do you really want Viv to start throwing control spells around?," Zelgadis asked. The blood drained from Rezo's face as images of Viv wielding control spells flashed through his head. " So, Viv, what exactly do you need?," Rezo asked. Viv handed him a list of requirements that was about five feet long, give or take a few inches. " But before you cast the spell, I have to get one more guy. . . ," Viv said and began to mess with a crystal ball. " If you call Parn, the deal is off," Ashram said. Viv wrinkled her nose. " I wouldn't consider letting him in this harem if he were the last male alive in *any* dimension." " You really don't like him, do you?," Marron asked. " Nope. He's a wuss. Ashram could beat him with one had tied behind his back, while blindfolded and only allowed one swing," Viv giggled. Then she began to cast a summoning spell. " That is bad. . . ," Melgazia sighed. " Where am I?," a young man with green eyes and purple hair asked as he appeared in front of Viv. " Oh! Hey Viv-chan!" " Hey James," Viv grinned. " You want to help me out a bit?" " Sure!," James beamed. " What do you need?" " I'm mad at Phibrizio and-" " He's your boyfriend, right? The one that looks like a ten year old but is really centuries old?," James interrupted. " He's NOT my boyfriend!!!!!," Viv yelled. James threw his arms up over his head and prepared to get hit. Viv sighed. " Jessie beats up on you way, way to much. . . " " Tell me about it," James said after relaxing. " Anyway, to get back at him, I'm forming a harem. . . you want to join?," Viv asked. " It's not permanent," Zel added. " She's just going to have us acting like her harem until Phibrizio apologizes." " Oh, okay," James said. " Sure, I'll help. It gets me away from chasing that brat around and trying to steal Pikachu for a while." Viv sighed and Rezo cast the spell on the guys. " So what exactly did that spell do?," Alfred asked. " If Viv gives you an order, you have to obey it, and you can't leave her house without her permission, and that's really about it. . . oh, and you can't be sarcastic or back talk to her," Rezo said. " Um, you guys?," Gourry asked. " Nani?," Ashram asked. " Viv said this only lasted till Phibrizio apologized, right?," Gourry continued. " Yes," the Horseman nodded, " what of it?" " What happens if he *never* apologizes?," Gourry finished. Everyone turned to Viv, who grinned evilly and did her best 'psycho villain laugh'. All of the guys sweat-dropped. " Xellos-kun, teleport everyone to the living room when I call, okay?," Viv said. The she was gone. " We are in really, really big trouble if the Hellbrat never apologizes, aren't we?," Dynast mused aloud. " I would say so," Lei Magnus nodded. " I knew this was a bad idea. . . ," the Horseman sighed. Ashram nodded in agreement. In Viv's living room. . . " Okay, everyone out!," Viv ordered as she appeared. " Where are the guys? And why did you call all those other guys there?," Lina demanded. " Sore wa himitsu desu," Viv said. " Now *out*!" " Viv-," Valgarv started. " I don't have time for it now, Oniisan!," Viv sighed. " I'll explain everything later! For now, just out of the living room!" " Where's Rezo?," Amelia asked. " Darn it. . . I left him with the others. . . ," Viv said. Then she snapped her fingers and Rezo appeared in the room. " Sorry. . . I forgot you Rezo. Now out of the living room." " But-" " No buts! Out! And if you tell them what I'm doing, I'm going to kill you. . . slowly!," Viv said in her 'I mean it' voice as she pushed Rezo and the others out of the living room and shut the door, then she locked it. " Xellos!" " Hai, Viv-sama?," Xellos asked as he appeared along with the other guys. " We have work to do, boys!," Viv giggled. " I want a this place to look like a throne room by the time I get back!" " Um. . . what type of throne room? A good guy's throne room, or a bad guy's throne room?," Alfred asked. " A throne room that will make Phibrizio jealous!," Viv said. " Alright! That puts me in charge people!," Dynast grinned. " We need lots of black marble, and some gray, and some nice black and red silk, and some dark blue silk too. Silver torch holders and silver highlights on the throne itself, and lets see. . . fire is good too!" Viv smiled, " You've got an hour. I've got some shopping to do. . . " " This can't be good. . . ," Halcyform muttered to Marron. " A Golden Dragon head over the throne might be nice. . . ," Xellos said cheerfully. " Get away from me, Horseman!," Meglazia yelled as the Horseman grinned evilly and drew his sword. Zelgadis sighed. . . this was going to be a very *long* day. . . An hour later. . . Viv smiled as she reappeared in her living room. It now looked like one of the Mazoku Lord's throne rooms. . . only it had a more elegant feel to it. . . (and there were also a bunch of tired guys with a control spell slapped on them sitting around) " Very good for an hours work!," Viv laughed. " I like it! I may just keep it like this after everything is over with!" " Glad you like it, Viv-sama," Lei Magnus smiled. Then he pointed at her shopping bags. " What did you buy?" " Oh. . . just some things. You'll see in a minute," Viv smiled. " I'll be back in a second." " What is she up to?," Xellos wondered as Viv left the room. " Well, I think making Phibrizio mad is her number one objective," Ashram rolled his eyes. " Wow!," Gourry gasped. " Nani?," Alfred asked. Gourry just pointed towards the door. Everyone looked. " Is that you, Viv?," Marron asked and blinked a few times. Viv giggled. " Yep! You like?," she asked. Viv was in a skintight black silk dress that went down to her ankles. It was low cut and there were slits up both sides that went up to her hips. She was in black high heals as well. The dress was back less, and Viv had her wings out. Her nails were painted silver, and she had her hair down out of the spike style, but her bangs still stuck up in the spikes around her horn. She had on red lipstick and dark grayish silver eye shadow. She also had a leather whip in one hand. " L-Sama. . . ," Alfred sighed then fainted. " Make sure his nose isn't bleeding to badly, or he'll die of blood loss," Zel sighed as Melgazia began to cast a recovery spell. " I take it the outfit is okay then?," Viv asked and rolled her eyes. " Yes," the Horseman said. " Phibrizio will take one look at you and die of hemorrhaging." Viv blinked and blushed, and Xellos fell over with laughter. " Valgarv is going to got ballistic. . . if you thought what he did on the road trip was bad. . . ," Dynast shook his head. Viv just shook her head and walked over to the throne and sat down. " Go ahead and unlock the door and open it. If the others want to come in, they can," Viv said. Melgazia opened the door and then he and the rest of the guys sat down around the throne and began to chat with Viv. Meanwhile. . . " Stupid, conceited, arrogant, lazy, Ancient Dragon! Just because I have a-*had* a crush on her, she thought she could order me, Mei Ou Phibrizio, the Hellmaster around! I'll show her! See if I ever go over there again!," Phibrizio grumbled to himself. He was currently sitting on his throne doing nothing but complaining and whining about how stupid Viv was. With a scowl and a huff, Phibrizio crossed his arms over his chest and continued to mutter. In Viv's throne room. . . " I'm getting bored. . . ," Viv sighed. After making all the guys in the harem do stupid things to entertain her, Viv was getting bored. Everyone else had left while the living room, now the throne room, was off limits, and no one was home yet. " Why don't you go decapitate someone?," the Horseman asked. " It always made me feel better." Everyone stared at him. " What?" " I know!," Viv giggled and snapped her fingers. The guys all face faulted as they looked down at their new attire. They were all in Aladdin style pants with no shirts or shoes on. " Okay, this is going way, way over the line Viv!," Ashram said. Viv glared at him. " What was that?" " Nothing, oh great one who I should worship and honor over the fact that you considered me worthy enough to be part of your harem," Ashram said. " That's better," Viv giggled. " These pants are cool!," Gourry smiled. Dynast started to cry and Lei Magnus patted him on the shoulder reassuringly. In Hell. . . Phibrizio growled and threw his pencil across the room. He was trying to do some geometry, just because he knew Viv hated it. All he had managed to get out of it was a piece of paper with one problem done and a bunch of doodles of Viv on it. . . and a headache. Back at Viv's. . . Viv and the guys had gotten hungry and made their way to the kitchen, just as Valgarv, Gaav, Deep Sea, Zelas, Filia, Lina, Rezo, and Amelia came back into the house, and Val wandered into the living room. " Wow. . . I'm actually kind of impressed," Valgarv muttered. " We did do a rather good job, didn't we?," Xellos giggled as he and the rest of the harem came in. Viv wasn't with them. " What *are* you guys wearing?," Valgarv asked. " Viv-sama got bored and slammed us into these outfits," Melgazia sighed. " 'Viv-sama'?" " We are her harem," Lei Magnus said. Valgarv's eye twitched. " Harem?" " Apparently Phibrizio told her to go off and get a harem if she wanted someone to do things for her, so she took him up on the advice just to make him mad, and we are the 'lucky' men she chose to be her harem," the Horseman sighed. " I'm beginning to wish I was still in Sleepy Hollow. . . " " VIV!!!!!!!!!!!," Valgarv roared and stormed off towards the kitchen, only to collide with his little sister as she came into the living/throne room. " Nani, Oniichan?," Viv asked. " What is this about a harem?," Val demanded, then he saw Viv's out fit. " WHAT IN L-SAMA'S NAME ARE YOU WEARING!!!!!!!!!!!" " A dress. . . " " That is NOT a dress. . . .I don't know what it IS but it IS NOT a dress!," Valgarv shouted. " Go change now! And why are you running around with your wings out!?!?!" " I don't have to," Viv said and went over and sat down on the throne. It was about this time everyone else came in. " Nice set up Viv!," Gaav said. " Ooo. . . you have a harem now and everything!" " Bravo!," Zelas grinned and clapped her hands. " Control spell and everything!" " And outfits! Phibrizio is going to freak out when he sees this!," Deep Sea smiled. " You're CONGRATULATING her!?!?!," Valgarv asked as his mouth dropped open. " I'm ashamed of you, Zelgadis-kun!," Amelia wailed as she launched into a justice speech. Zel rolled his eyes. " Of course, Val-kun! This is wonderful!," Zelas laughed. " It is kind of funny," Filia giggled. " Yeah," Lina agreed. " Personally, I think it's disturbing," Rezo said. " *REZO* is the only one who agrees with me?," Valgarv mumbled. Then he fainted. " Oniichan?," Viv asked and poked him with her foot. Back in Hell. . . Phibrizio was pacing his throne room like a caged tiger. After trying geometry, he had decided to write a story, and it had ended up being about a powerful Mazoku (who happened to look like a child) falling in love with a dragon (who happened to have lavender hair and a protective older brother) After the story, he had tried watching a movie, and ended up popping in 'Scream'. (which happened to be one of Viv's favorite so called 'scary' movies.) The he had tired to read, and had pulled 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow' of the shelf, bringing him back to the reason he was mad in the first place. " Dammit," Phibrizio muttered. " Maybe Viv isn't to mad anymore. . . " he sighed as he vanished. Soon. . . Phibrizio appeared in the computer room, and was shocked to see Valgarv lying on the couch. He was out cold. " I wonder what's going on? Has to be something out there to make Val faint. . . ," Phibrizio mumbled as he headed for the living room. He heard voices, and assumed everyone was in there. " I'm back. . . ," Phibrizio started as he opened the door, but stopped cold at what he saw. " Oh, look, it's the Hellmaster," Viv said. " What is going on here, Viv-chan?," Phibrizio asked as his eyes flashed. " Well, didn't you tell me to get a harem?," Viv giggled. " I decided that was a good idea." " WHAT!?!?!" " You heard her, Hellbrat!," Zelas laughed. " Viv I can't believe you! I wasn't serious! What about me!," Phibrizio yelled. " If you didn't mean it, you shouldn't have said it," Viv yelled back. " You certainly sounded like you meant it!" " You let the *Horseman* into your harem!!!!! He isn't even cute!!! GAAV is better looking then he is!!!!!" " Hey!," the Horseman and Gaav both yelled. " So maybe he isn't that good looking, but he's still cool!," Viv yelled, " You're just mad because I don't need you anymore!" Phibrizio was about to yell something right back at her, when he noticed Viv's dress and began to stare. " What are you staring at!?," Viv yelled. " I think it's the dress," Lina said. " Hey, Viv, can I join the harem?," Gaav asked. " Sure!," Viv giggled and snapped her fingers. The control spell that Viv had just cast on Gaav hit him so fast it almost knocked the wind out of him. Viv giggled and snapped her fingers again, and Gaav was in the same get up as the other guys. Phibrizio growled, glared at Gaav, and vanished. " I thought you couldn't cast control spells!," Rezo yelled. " I just didn't feel like casting one on so many people this morning," Viv shrugged with a giggle. Rezo sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. " Was Phibrizio supposed to leave like that?," Gourry asked the other members of the harem. They all just shrugged. Soon, in the computer room. . . Lina, Amelia and Filia all sat looking at Val. " We've tried just about everything. . . ," Amelia said. " Yeah. . . we threw water on him, we whispered strange stuff in his ear, we made lots of noise, we even cast Mono Volt on him," Filia sighed. " To bad Sas isn't here or we could try the kissing thing," Lina sighed. " You or Amelia could try it," Filia said. " I can't because he's my adopted son and kissing him like that would just be wrong. . . " Amelia and Lina proceeded to argue over weather it was worth facing Sasinak's wrath by kissing Val to wake him up. . . Zelas and Deep Sea just laughed from the doorway. In Hell. . . Phibrizio glared at his bathroom. . . it was now purple and silver. . . Viv's favorite colors. " Damn it!!!!! How come every time I try to do something, even remodel my bathroom, Viv gets involved!!!!," Phibrizio screamed to no one in particular. Phibrizio sighed. . . he could either go apologize to Viv, or he could sit and watch paint dry. . . apologizing sounded better. Soon. . . " What do you want?," Viv asked with a yawn as Phibrizio appeared in the throne room. She was filing her nails. " I'm sorry," Phibrizio said. " Yeah, right," Viv snorted. " You're just saying that so you can get in-" Viv's sentence was cut off as Phibrizio kissed her. . . square on the lips. Viv snapped her fingers, and the guys were back in their normal clothes, and the control spell was gone. Everyone that wasn't normally there vanished, leaving Phibrizio, Viv, Gaav, Dynast, Xellos and the Horseman in the living room. Phibrizio and Viv were busing making out on the throne. . . " Hey!!!," Zelas's voice whined from the computer room. " Lina, Filia, and Amelia are gone!!" " As is everyone else that isn't normally here," Dynast called up. " Viv has also released her harem members." " Why would she do that!?," Deep Sea yelled as she and Zelas ran into the room. " She and Phibrizio made up. . . ," Gaav snickered and pointed. " They're making out!!!!!!," Deep Sea and Zelas both yelled. " WHAT!!!!!!," Valgarv's voice roared from the hall. Suddenly, he burst into the room, saw his sister and Phibrizio. " PHIBRIZIO!!!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EVER TOUCHING VIV AGAIN!?!?!?!" " Oh shit. . . ," Phibrizio said as he looked up and over at Val. " DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!," Valgarv screamed. After the explosion. . . " My house!!!!," Viv wailed from what was left of her lawn. (Some of it was gone from the explosion, the rest from Daredevil eating it) " My bad. . . heh. . . heh. . . ," Valgarv muttered. " So now what?," Dynast asked. The five Mazoku Lords, Viv, Valgarv, the Horseman, and Xellos were all standing in what was left of Viv's lawn. Daredevil was grazing on the neighbor's grass. " It'll take a couple of weeks for the spells to kick in and the new house to come into existence," Zelas said. " We could always go to Sasinak's," Deep Sea said. " Yes!," Viv yelled as she jumped onto Daredevil's back. " Hey!," the Horseman said and jumped up after her. " Of to Sas's we go!," Viv yelled and sped off on Daredevil. " WAIT UP!," everyone else yelled and cast various spells to go of after them. " What were Viv and Phibrizio fighting over, anyhow?," Xellos mused. The end! (till we reach Sasinak's, that is! ^_^ )