The Slayers go to the Movies!

I got this idea when Sas and I went to see Princess 
Mononke.  We went to the early showing, and the lights in 
the theater weren't on yet.  So we sat outside in the hall, 
and suddenly, a thought popped into my head: what if the 
Slayers crew went to a movie?  So, here you have it!  

	It all started one lazy Saturday afternoon.  The Five 
Mazoku Lords, Lina, Gourry, Xellos, Zel, Amelia, Naga, 
Silpheil, Filia, Valgarv and Rezo and Viv were all siting 
around in Viv's living room, being bored out of their 
minds.
	" I'm tired of watching TV!  Nothing good is on!," 
Phibrizio whined.
	" To bad they don't have a channel that shows 
Pokémon all day long!," Gourry piped up, and Lina hit 
him.
	" I don't see why you like that show so much," 
Lina grumbled, " I like it, but I couldn't handle it all day!"
	" It's the only show we watch that has a simple 
enough plot for him to follow," Dynast said, with no 
emotion as usual.  Lina through a pillow at him.
	" Be careful!," Viv yelled, " My mom's gonna kill 
us if we break anything!!!!!"
" Does your mother know you're going out with a 
Mazoku Lord who is millenniums old and looks like a ten 
year old?," Xellos asked.  Viv smacked him.
	" Phibrizio and I aren't dating," she said, and hit 
him again for good measure.
	" We could always watch Slayers Try again," 
Silpheil offered.
	" No.  I'm tired of watching myself go nuts over 
and over again," Val sighed.
	" Hey!  Why don't we go see a movie?," Amelia 
asked.
	" Oh!  How about 'End of Days'?," Zelas 
suggested, then she turned to Viv, " Didn't your friend 
say it was good?"
	" Hai," Viv nodded, " Lets go then."
	" Can I drive?," Gaav asked as everyone got up.
	" No!," Deep Sea Dolphin yelled, " Last time you 
almost got us all killed!"
	" One hundred and fifty miles per hour in a 
perfectly good speed!  It's not my fault humans don't 
realize that!," Gaav snorted.
	" I'm driving," Lina said.
	" No your not," Viv said, " I'm driving, or we walk 
to the mall."
	Everyone agreed Viv should drive.

At the Mall. . . 
	" Good, we got here in time," Gaav grumbled, " 
Only going seventy miles per hour, it's a miracle."
	Deep Sea hit him with her purse.
	" Will you two stop it and get in line!," Lina yelled.  
One by one, everyone got their tickets, and waited for the 
others so they could go get food and drinks.  Lina and 
Gourry were drooling at the smell of buttered popcorn.
	There weren't any problems until Phibrizio's turn 
to get a ticket came.
	" One for 'End of Days'," he said.
	The ticket lady laughed, " Yeah right, kid!"
	" I'm not a kid!  I'm an all-powerful Mazoku 
Lord!," Phibrizio fumed.  The lady laughed harder, " 
Why I outta!  Hellbl-"
	Phibrizio was cut off as Viv slammed a hand over 
his mouth.  She looked up at the ticket lady, " Please just 
sell him a ticket."
	" Who are you?  His mom?"
	Xellos started to giggle.
	" NO!," Viv screamed.
	" Sorry!  People are having kids younger and 
younger these days.  For all I know you could be twenty-
five and have had him when you were sixteen or so," the 
lady huffed, " Now, are you his sister?"
	" No."
	" Babysitter?"
	" No."
	" How do you know the kid?"
	" I'm NOT a kid!," Phibrizio sneered, and Viv 
poked him.
	" I'm just a friend," Viv explained.
	" A very close friend," Xellos snickered, and Viv 
hit him.
	" Look, if you have no authority over him, I can't 
sell him a ticket," the lady said.
	" Oh!  Hold on a sec!," Viv sighed and ran over to 
the others that had already bought tickets, " Where did 
the other Lords go?"
	" Oh, they ran off as soon as the got their tickets," 
Lina said.
	" Yeah, they said something about never letting 
Phibrizio live this down," Gourry added, thinking he was 
being helpful.
	" Yeah, and I'm never going to let them live this 
down!," Viv grumbled, " See if I'm nice to them in the 
next few fan-fics.  Maybe I'll convince Sas to leave em' 
as Pokémon in Poké-morphed."
	" Well?," Phibrizio asked as Viv came back over.
	" They skipped out on us," Viv grumbled, " you 
have my permission to beat the hell out of them when we 
get home."
	" Are you two buying tickets, or not?," the ticket 
lady asked.
	" Look, his brothers and sisters are around here 
somewhere.  Can't you just sell him a ticket?"
	" No."
	" Then what can I see?," Phibrizio asked.
	" 'The Pokémon Movie' or 'Toy Story 2'," the 
lady sighed.
	" I guess I'll see Pokémon," Phibrizio sighed, with 
every intention of sneaking into 'End of Days'.
	" What about you?," the lady asked Viv.
	" Same," Viv sighed.  Then she and Phibrizio 
walked over to the others.  The other four Lords were 
back.
	" Phibrizio has to see a kiddy movie!," Deep Sea 
cooed.
	" Watch it," Phibrizio sneered, " Viv's given me 
permission to beat you all, inside of her house."
	Everyone sweet dropped.  Viv NEVER allowed 
them to fight in the house.  She was too worried they 
would break something, and then she would get in 
trouble.
	" Look," Lina said, " There are four food lines.  
Let's all split up and get our food, then meet up in the 
theatre."
	Everyone agreed and split up.
	" May I help you?," a lady asked Lina.
	" Um. . . I want two large popcorns, two large 
Cokes, a package of Sour Patch Kids, a package of 
Peanut Butter Cups, and a Baby Ruth bar."
	The lady blinked, but complied.
	In the other line. . . 
	" May I help you, sir?," a man asked Gourry.
	" I want four large popcorns, three large Cokes, a 
giant pickle, four Kit Kat bars, and a Milky Way," Gourry 
said with a smile.
	Again, the man blinked, but did as he was told.
While the others got their food, Viv and Phibrizio 
got theirs and sneak into 'End of Days'.  Five minutes 
later, and usher kicked them out of that theatre, and 
showed them to where 'The Pokémon Movie' was 
playing.  On the way, the ticket lady grinned and waved at 
them as they passed by her booth.  Viv had to stop 
Phibrizio from casting a Hellblast.
Soon. . . 
	" Where are Phibrizio and Viv?," Xellos asked as 
he sat down next to his master.
	" The ticket lady ratted them out, and an usher 
showed them to their proper theatre," Gaav laughed, " It 
was funny as hell."
	" It will also be funny as hell when Phibrizio kicks 
your namogomi butt for not helping him," Filia pointed 
out as she ate her popcorn.  The Lords sweet dropped.
	" Maybe this wasn't such a good idea," Deep Sea 
muttered.
	" Justice always prevails," Amelia beamed, and 
Dynast looked like he was about to be sick.
	" Ohhohohohohohohohoho!," Naga cackled as she 
entered the theatre, " Did you all save me, Naga, the 
White Serpent, the greatest and most beautiful rival of 
Lina Inverse, a seat?"
	" Next to me, sis!," Amelia called, and everyone 
else groaned.
	" Naga, please refrain from laughing like that during 
the movie," Zel said.
	" Ohhohohohoho!  My charming voice is too much 
for you, ne, Zel-kun?," Naga laughed.
	" No.  He's just afraid he'll lose what little sanity he 
has left," Rezo snorted as he sat down.
	" Where's my sister?," Val asked.
	" She and Phibrizio-sama are seeing the Pokémon 
Movie," Xellos said.
	" Okay. . . .," Valgarv sighed.
	" Where's Gourry?," Lina asked, noticing the seat 
next to her was vacant.
	" I saw him getting food," Rezo said.
	" Shush!  The previews are starting!," Filia hushed 
the Red Priest as the lights dimmed.
	" Amelia, get you head off my shoulder," Zel 
sighed.
	" Sorry Zelgadis-san," Amelia blushed.
	" Ohhohohohohoho!  My little sister's charms are 
too much for you, Zel?," Naga cackled.
	" SHUT UP!," everyone in the theatre yelled.
	" Ohhohohohoho!  All of you are just jealous of 
my wonderful laugh and my beauty!"
	Someone threw a half empty drink at Naga.  She 
shut up for the rest of the movie.

Meanwhile. . . 

	" Where did everyone go?," Gourry asked as he 
looked around with his arms full of food.  Then he saw a 
man leading Viv and Phibrizio towards a theatre.
	" They must have gotten lost too!," Gourry 
beamed and headed after them.  Soon he was in a theatre 
full of little kids.  He noticed Phibrizio and Viv sitting near 
the back.  Phibrizio was grumbling about something, and 
Viv was trying to calm him down.
	" Hey guys!," Gourry yelled.  Viv and Phibrizio 
looked back over their shoulders.
	" Gourry!?!"
	" What are you doing here?," they asked.
	" I got lost too!  I saw that nice man leading you 
here, and I followed," Gourry grinned as he sat down on 
the other side of Viv, " There sure are a lot of little kids 
here!  Where's Lina?"
	" Be quite!," a woman behind Gourry said, " The 
movie is starting!"
	After the previews were over, Gourry's eyes lit up 
in surprise.
	" Yea!  Pokémon!!!!!," Gourry yelled.  Viv sighed 
and Phibrizio buried his head in his hands.
	" Gotta catch 'em all!," Gourry cheered.
	" L-Sama, why me?," Phibrizio sighed.

After the movies. . . 
	" Gourry, where were you!?," Lina demanded as 
she beat the blond to a pulp.
	" I got lost!," Gourry wailed, " Then I saw 
Phibrizio and Viv-sama go into a theatre!  I followed 
them.  We saw Pokémon!  It was great, wasn't it, guys!"
	Viv sighed, and Phibrizio tried not to kill Gourry.
	" You didn't like it?," Gourry asked, stunned, " 
Mew was so cute!  I'm glad I got turned into a Mew in 
Poké-morphed and that story Sas is writing!"
	As Gourry continued to ramble on about the 
Pokémon Movie, the others turned to Viv and Phibrizio.
" Next time we do this, you are buying me a 
ticket!," Phibrizio yelled at the other Lords.
	" And Mew followed Team Rocket, and they 
didn't even know he was there. . . ," Gourry continued.
	" So, seriously, how was it?," Val asked as they 
headed out to the car.
	" Good for a Pokémon Movie," Viv said, " Mew 
was cute."
	" Phibrizio, how dead are we?," Deep Sea asked.
	" As a doornail," Phibrizio sneered, " Deader then 
a doornail, to be precise."
	" I thought as much," Zelas sighed.
	" Can I drive home?," Gaav asked.
	" NO!," Viv yelled.
	" I promise I won't go over one hundred."
	" NO!"
	" Please?"
	" NO!"
	" Pretty please?"
	" Gaav, if you don't shut up. . . ," Viv started.
	" So, Gourry," Xellos asked, " Did Viv and 
Phibrizio make out in the theatre?"
	" Uh. . . maybe.  I don't remember," Gourry 
shrugged, he wasn't really sure what Xellos was taking 
about.
	" Really!?  Right they're in front of all those little 
innocent children!  I'm surprised at you, Viv-kun!"
	" XELLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," Viv screamed and 
started to chase him all over the parking lot.
	" He is never going to learn, is he?," Zel asked.
	" Nope," Silpheil sighed.
	" Really?  Phibrizio is an awful kisser?  Is that what 
you said, Viv-kun?," Xellos asked as Viv chased him by 
the others.
	" XELLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," Phibrizio howled 
and joined Viv in chasing Xellos.
	" Ten bucks says they catch him and maim him 
here in the parking lot," Rezo whispered to Gaav.
	" You're on," Gaav snickered, " Xellos always 
manages to get away."
	Filia and Valgarv sighed and continued to watch the 
chaos.

THE END