Otaku High Phibrizio: What have you done to us now? Viv: I've stuck you all, and some other anime characters, in a high school! Phibrizio: So what do I teach? Viv: You and the other Lords are students. So am I and some of my other favorite anime characters. Phibrizio: L-Sama. . . Viv: No, she owns the school. *Phibrizio turns several shades paler* Xellos: What's wrong with him? Viv: Oh, he just found out about my latest project! Xellos: We're in a high school, huh? What do I teach? Viv: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^ Phibrizio: How come he gets to be a teacher! Viv: Cause I said so. Now, quit complaining and let me write. Phibrizio: *muttering as he sits down next to Viv* First the movie story, now high school. . . . Viv: Oh, you know you love it! *Pre-story notes* This story takes place in a parallel dimension to the real Slayers world. Every one of the official characters exists in this world, but things are very different. Mazoku and Dragons exist, but are at peace, and magic isn't used for fighting unless it's for war. This world is more advanced then the Slayers world. (Think of the world this story takes place in as our own, but with Mazoku, Dragons, and magic) The five Mazoku Lords exist, but they aren't the 'five Mazoku Lords'. You'll see in the story! ~Viv-sama. (Oh yeah, I'm there too! ^_^ ) 'In a large auditorium at university, the lecturer began by saying, "If you can't hear me in the back, raise you hands." A row of hands went up." Otaku High School sat on the outskirts of Sairag, and Flagoon, the Holy Tree, was barely visible. Otaku was a private school, and all the students were required to stay in dorms. You stayed in the same dorm room all four years of you career at OHS. The school was so huge, it had two principles, and a boot camp was on the premises for students that need to be sent to it for bad behavior. Students took five classes one day, and five the next. If a student wished, they could take an extra elective each day, so some students had a whopping twelve classes. The general population had ten, sometimes eleven if an extra elective was taken. Only the bookworms had twelve. On the first day of school, a class meeting was held for the freshmen class before school started at eight thirty. Meaning everyone had to get up earlier to get ready in time . . . this was not going over well with some of the new students. . . " This isn't fair!," Zelas Metillium, a blond girl with blue eyes wailed to her sister and her best friend. " Zelas!," Deep Sea Dolphin, Zelas' sister rolled her eyes, " We have school uniforms! How hard can it be to get dressed!" The girls uniforms were black skirts that cut off just below finger tip length. Their shirts were short sleeved, and black as well. On the front, the girls had the schools mascot embroidered on the shirt- a Pikachu. The girls could wear dress shoes of any kind. " Hurry up, Zelas!," Viv, Zelas and Deep Sea's best friend, cried, " I told Phibrizio-kun we'd meet up with him and the boys before the meeting!" " For L-Sama's sake, Viv! You just saw him last night!," Deep Sea giggled. " She sees him *every* night," Zelas sighed, " and every day, might I add. They're practically married." " Will you two hush up and come on!," Viv yelled as she grabbed her backpack and headed out the door. " Viv! Wait up!," Deep Sea yelled as she ran after Viv. " Oh! My hair is still a mess!," Zelas wailed as she grabbed her bag and headed out the door. Meanwhile . . . " I can't believe they expect us to wear this," Gaav growled as he looked at his school uniform. " At least your hair covers the back," Phibrizio grumbled, " I'm now inspired to let my hair grow out." " Ditto," Dynast sighed. They boys' uniforms were black, and they had to wear slacks, and a black long sleeved shirt with a Pikachu on the back. " I feel like a fifth grader!," Phibrizio yelled. " You *look* like a fifth grader," Gaav snorted, and Phibrizio hit him, " The girls are going to take one look at us a die laughing." " I really don't' really care what Zelas and Deep Sea think, they're only our sisters." Phibrizio said and sat down, " But Viv- kun, I care what she thinks!" " Why am I not surprised?," Dynast rolled his eyes, " All six of us lucked out and got all the same classes this year. I figured you'd be out the door already." Phibrizio perked up at the idea of spending all day with Viv, and was about to say something when the phone rang. " Hello?," Dynast asked, " Oh, hey sis. Huh? Viv and Deep Sea ran off? You didn't leave with them? Oh, you're on the cell phone. Yeah. We're ready. Yes. Quit laughing, it's not funny, Zelas! Whatever. Bye." " What was that all about?," Gaav asked as he pulled on a black trench coat. The Vice Principle, Miss Big Mama, had said it was okay for him to wear it as long as a Pikachu was on the collar. So Gaav had gotten Deep Sea to sew a Pikachu patch on the collar. " The girls have left, Viv bolted out the door, Deep Sea ran after her. They basically ditched Z. She's running after them on the cell phone, and she's already laughing about the outfits." " Fun," Phibrizio said, " At least Viv-kun it excited to see me." " You and Viv have been dating since fourth grade! You figure you'd be sick of each other by now," Gaav said. " It's a thing, and it's called love, Gaav," Dynast rolled his eyes, " Now lets go before Viv mows down some innocent bystander trying to get up here if we're not at the meeting spot!" Phibrizio was already out the door. Gaav and Dynast rolled their eyes, and followed their oldest brother. Soon. . . " Hey guys!," Viv called as they came up. " Hey!," Phibrizio beamed at her, they gave each other a quick kiss. " You know, if you two get married," Deep Sea stared. " It's a no brainer that they will," Zelas said. Deep Sea shot her a look for interrupting. Zelas smiled, " Go on." " The all six of us will be related. It'll be kind of weird." " We'd be sisters!," Viv rolled her eyes, " What's so weird about that?" " Just that the world would probably end," Gaav snorted with a grin and Viv hit him. " That's the second time he's been hit today, and it's only seven forty-five," Dynast smiled. " Not off on the right foot, eh, Gaav-chan?," Viv smiled. " I guess not. We better get to the auditorium if we want to get good seats in the back," Gaav said. " Planning to sleep, bro?," Deep Sea asked. " Of course!," Gaav laughed. " Let's go then," Phibrizio said as he grabbed Viv's hand and the group walked off. " I feel like an idiot, walking around with a Pikachu on my back," Dynast said. " It's the fashion statement of the century, that's for sure," Zelas laughed. " I'm growing my hair out," Phibrizio grumbled, and the girls laughed. In the auditorium. . . " Wow. There are more people here then I thought there would be," Viv said as they entered the huge auditorium. " There are six seats in the back," Gaav said and pointed. " Gaav, where's your sword? You haven't been caught dead without it since fifth grade," Deep Sea asked her older brother. " I didn't want to have to sit in here with all these idiots," Gaav grumbled, " I'd probably kill someone." " That would not be a good thing," Zelas sighed as they sat down, she pulled out her nail file and began to file her long nails. " You are so conceited, Z-chan!," Viv laughed. " Yeah, and you and Phibrizio are attached at the hip," Zelas grinned, " Your point?" " Who are those two idiots?," Dynast asked and pointed up on the stage. A girl with pink hair that had to have at least fifty gallons of hair gel in it, and a boy with bluish purple hair were standing on the stage. They had big red R's painted on the front of their school uniforms. The boy held a rose. " To protect the world from education!," the girl yelled. " To unite all the students within our nation!," the boy added. " To denounce the evils of math and science!," the girl yelled and pointed a finger at the ceiling. " To extend our grades to the stars above!," the boy added and held the rose to the ceiling. " Jessie!," the girl said and tossed her hair. " James," the boy smiled and closed his eyes, then he threw the rose into the 'audience' where several girls fought over it. " Team Rocket! Blasts off at the speed of light!," Jesse cheered. " So give us A's or prepare to fight!," James said. " That is quite enough!," a female voice yelled as she walked up on stage. She was wearing a gold dress, and had long lavender hair that fell to the floor. " Vice Principle Big Mama!," Jessie and James yelled together. " First of all, you've defaced your school uniforms," the Vice Principle said, her hands on her hips, " and then you say a cheer-" " Motto," James said. " Whatever! That insults this educational establishment! Both of you off to detention! Now! Office Aid Jiras!" " Yes, Miss Big Mama?," a fox boy with red fur asked as he ran up. He was wearing the school uniform, but there was a patch on the front of his shirt with a Pikachu giving a victory sign that said Office Aid/Attendance Master. " Take these two trouble makers to Mr. Giovanni's detention room!," Miss Big Mama said. " The Boss!," Jessie and James both wailed. " Come on," Jiras said and lead them out of the auditorium. " Told you I'd end up killing people if I had my sword," Gaav said as he popped a small piece of paper in his mouth. " Spit wads?," Zelas asked and wrinkled her nose. " Aw, shut up and let me have some fun," Gaav sneered in his sister's general directon. " Getting sent to detention before the first day of school even officially starts. . . that has to be some kind of record," Dynast rolled his eyes, " With our luck, those two will be in our classes." " Who cares as long as they don't say that stupid motto. 'to protect the world from education' jeez!," Phibrizio sighed. " Who is that freak down there?," Deep Sea asked as she pointed at a boy with spiky black hair. He was flirting with every female is sight, and they were hitting him. Two girls and two boys were following him. One of the boys had long black hair and gold eyes, and the other one was blond and blue eyed. One of the girls had blue eyes and red hair and the other had pink hair and wore glasses. " I hope they don't see us," Zelas said. " I'll beat him if he touches Viv," Phibrizio grumbled, and all three girls rolled their eyes. Gaav grinned and nailed the guy with a spit wad. " That is so immature!," Deep Sea yelled at him. " So?," Gaav asked. " You're never going to learn!," Deep Sea sighed. Viv laughed, and Deep Sea sighed, " It's not funny!" " Uh oh! Here they come!," Zelas said. She, Viv and Deep Sea all tried to make themselves as small as possible. The boy spotted them anyhow, and sat down in the seat in front of Zelas. " Who are you, my blonde beauty?," he asked. Zelas ignored him. Then the boy spotted Deep Sea Dolphin and smiled, " What about you, my-" Deep Sea smacked him with her purse before he could finish, then she yelled, " I have three older brothers who will beat the heck out of you if you don't leave me alone! Isn't that right, guys?" Dynast pretended to be reading the school handbook, Phibrizio was paying attention to Viv, and Gaav just kept spitting spit wads at people. " GUYS!," Deep Sea screamed. " Huh? Oh, sure Deep Sea," all three of them said at once. " They're lost causes, sis," Zelas said. It was about this time the boy's friends came up. " Darling!," the red head scolded, " You know better then to be chasing girls!" " They weren't running," 'Darling' said innocently. " Carrot!," the girl with pink hair sighed. " Look, before this Carrot bugs my sisters so much I have to kill him, why don't we introduce ourselves," Dynast suggested, " I'm Dynast." " I'm his brother, Phibrizio" " I'm their brother, Gaav." " I'm their sister, Zelas." " I'm their sister, Deep Sea Dolphin. But call me Deep Sea." " I'm Viv, Deep Sea and Zelas' best friend." " So all of you but Viv are brothers and sisters?," Carrot asked. " Yeah. I'm the oldest," Phibrizio grinned, " Then Gaav, Dynast, Deep Sea, and Zelas." " Now, who are all of you?," Viv asked. " I'm Carrot Glace," Carrot said. " I'm his brother, Marron." " I'm Chocolate Misu." " I'm Tira Misu, Chocolate's sister." " I'm Gateau Mocha." " Are you guys new to Sairag?," Zelas asked. " Yeah. We live on Spooner Continent," Tira said. " Isn't Miss Big Mama from there?," Gaav asked. " Yeah, so is Zaha Tort, one of the detention guys," Tira said. " Sairag must be a big change," Viv said, " The six of us have known each other since kindergarten, and we've lived in Sairag our whole lives." " Really? All of us but Gateau have known each other since we were little too. We meet Gateau in fifth grade," Chocolate said. " Could I have you're attention students!," Miss Big Mama said as she stepped back up on stage and took the microphone, " I would like to welcome all of you to Otaku High! I'm sure you'll love your four years here! I would like to introduce you to Miss Kardis, the other Vice Principle," Big Mama said. " Thank you, Miss Big Mama," Vice Principle Kardis said as she came up on stage. She was tall and in a black dress with a Pikachu on the front. She had long black hair with red streaks in it, and one of her eyes was red and the other black, " I am Vice Principle Kardis as Miss Big Mama said. I am the Vice Principle for the junior and senior classes, so I wont be seeing much of you until you are juniors, but I need to let it be known that I do have authority over you." " I will be your Vice Principle, and will handle all office referrals that you get, unless it is a serious offence, then you will go to one of the Principles. Speaking of the Principles, it is time for you to meet them!," Big Mama smiled as two men came up on stage. Both of them were tall and had on black suits with Pikachu's on the collar. One of the men had red eyes and jet-black hair, and the other had blue eyes and white hair. " I am Principle Shabranigdo," the man with red eyes said. " I am Principle Ceifeed," the man with blue eyes said, " If Miss Big Mama or Miss Kardis feel that you have committed a serious offence, worthy of the police to handle, you will be sent to one of us." " You will also be sent to us if you get more then four office referrals," Shabranigdo said, " We have the authority to send you to boot camp and-" As the Principles droned on, practically reading the school handbook aloud, the gang was getting bored. Tira, Chocolate, Carrot, Marron and Gateau had taken seats in front of them, and were all listing. ( Well, Carrot was mostly checking out the girls around him.) Dynast had fallen asleep, and was mumbling about something. Gaav kept hurling spit wads at people, and when he got bored with that, he got comfortable and went to sleep. Zelas got 'lucky' enough for Carrot to sit in front of her, and he could flirt without causing to much commotion, so Zelas excused herself to the bathroom, where she stayed for the rest of the class meeting, messing with her hair and make-up. Deep Sea entertained herself by reading a book on exotic fish and when she finished it, she laid her head down on Dynast's shoulder and began to sleep. Viv was trying to pay attention, but was having a hard time, and making the excuse that she was going to go check on Zelas, she ran off to the bathroom, and ended up staying there the whole time. (also messing with her make-up) Phibrizio soon got bored without Viv being there, and since his siblings were all either asleep or gone, he left too, and went to the computer lab where he was going to load his favorite computer game, Hell Raiser. (big surprise) In the computer lab. . " Hurry up! We only have half an hour till first period starts," Phibrizio mumbled to the computer. " Who are you, young man?," a woman's voice asked from behind him. Phibrizio whirled around to see a small woman in a black skirt that cut off above her knees, and a white dress shirt and a black blazer that had a Pikachu at a computer on it. She had a mischievous smile on her face, and Phibrizio noticed at school ID badge hanging from the pocket of her shirt. It said 'Miss Washu. Computer Science Department Head. AKA Mad Scientist'. " Uh. . I just wanted to get out of that meeting," Phibrizio stammered. " I understand that, but you didn't answer my question. Who are you?," Washu asked. " My name is Phibrizio," he sighed. " Okay, Phibrizio," Washu smiled, " Since it's the first day of school, and I've already heard that Miss Big Mama has sent two kids to detention, I won't send you there already. Stop loading whatever garbage you're putting on my computer, delete what's already downloaded, and get you're butt to first period." " Yes ma'am," Phibrizio sighed as he did as he was told. A minute later, Washu set a coke can down next to him. " Here. Take that. I accidentally got two from the machine this morning," Washu smiled. " Thanks!," Phibrizio said as he walked out, drinking the coke as he went. Washu's smile grew even larger as he went, and she giggled, " Now I'll finally get to see if my magic restraining potion works! It should only have a twenty four hour effect!" Out in the hall. . " Where did you go?," Viv asked as Phibrizio came up. " I was going to mess around on a computer until first period, but the Computer Science teacher caught me. She was nice and didn't give me detention," Phibrizio explained. " Let's go to first period," Zelas said, " What do we have?" " Uh. . English," Viv said after checking her schedule. " Come on," Dynast said as he led the way down the hall. To be continued! Chapter II: English class and Magic 101.