Otaku High Part II

*Viv giggles silently to herself as she begins to type*
Phibrizio:  What are you giggling about now?
Xellos:  Probably her evil plot for Part II of OHS.
Marron:  I don't think it's that bad. . . 
Phibrizio:  Have you forgot what she did to you in 'The 
Youngest Son'!?!  You're in HIGH SCHOOL in this story, 
what she can do to you here is far worse then anything she 
could have done in her "normal" stories!
Marron:  I see you point. . . 
Viv:  ^_^
Chocolate:  We are going to be in the story some more, right?
Viv:  Sore wa himitsu desu!
Phibrizio:  You've been hanging around with Xellos, haven't 
you?
Viv:  Yep.
Phibrizio:  *yells at Xellos* You've corrupted her!
Viv and Xellos:  ^_^
Marron:  I think she was corrupted before. . . 
Viv: Hey!
Marron:  I'm sorry, I mean corrupted in a good way of course!
Viv:  ^_^ *hugs Marron*
Xellos:  When do they get to go to my class?
Viv:  I don't know, when I feel like writing it.
*Xellos pouts*
Phibrizio:  What does the fruitcake teach, anyhow?
*Viv whispers in his ear*
Phibrizio: O_0  *sweatdrops and faints*
Marron and Chocolate: . . . .
*Xellos giggles and smiles*
Viv:  Well, I'm insulted.
Chocolate:  What does Xellos teach?
Xellos and Viv:  Sore wa himitsu desu!  ^_^
Marron:  I'm afraid. . . 
Chocolate:  Me too. . . 
Viv:  Now, on to OHS!  ^_^

	' A typical class in high school: show up, get rid of 
you're homework, get new homework, leave.'

*Note:  I'm going to call Phibrizio, Zelas, Dynast, Gaav, Deep 
Sea and 'myself' (Viv)  'the gang' instead of having to type 
everyone's names over and over again! ~Viv-sama*

	The gang made it to English class exactly one second 
before the tardy bell sounded.  The whole class looked at them 
as the door closed.  Viv recognized Carrot and his friends, and 
Jessie and James.
	" Oh great.  Flirt boy is in here," Zelas hissed to Deep 
Sea, who giggled.
	" Please take a seat," a man standing by the board said.  
The gang turned to look at their teacher, who wasn't even 
looking at them.
	" ZELGADIS-SAN!!!!!!!!!," all six friends yelled at 
once.  Zelgadis turned and his mouth dropped open.
	" Wow.  What a coincidence," he shook his head, " I 
didn't know you guys had been enrolled here."
	" Yeah.  Dad wanted us here so he could keep an eye 
on us," Gaav laughed, " Since when have you been teaching 
English?"
	" For a while, actually," Zelgadis smiled, " Go ahead 
and sit down."
	" You know the teacher?," Carrot asked, loudly.
	" Yeah.  He lives across the street from us, or did 
before we moved into the dorms," Zelas said, then she turned 
to Zel, " Zel-san, do we have to call you Mr. Zelgadis or Mr. 
Greywords?"
	" Everyone in this class is to call me Mr. Zelgadis, since 
my Grandfather teaches science," Zelgadis said.
	" Rezo-san teaches here too?," Deep Sea laughed.
	" Yep.  You're probably going to know almost all 
you're teachers," Zel said, " Now, I'm going to call roll, and 
could you please fill out the information card that's on your 
desk."
	" Ashram?," Zel called.  A tall guy with long black hair, 
dark eyes, and really pale skin raised his hand.  He had a huge 
sword strapped to his side, that was practically making Gaav 
drool.
	" Pirotess?"  A dark skinned elf with white hair and 
amber eyes raised her hand.  She was sitting in front of Ashram.
	" Deedlet?"  A pale skinned elf with light blonde hair 
and blue eyes raised her hand.  She was sitting across from 
Pirotess.
	" Parn?"  A guy with short messy black hair and blue 
eyes raised his hand.  He also had a sword strapped to his side, 
but Gaav was to busy drooling over Ashram's sword to even 
notice Parn's.  Parn was sitting behind Deedlet.
	" Misty?"  A small girl with red-orange hair raised her 
hand.  She had blue eyes, and several Pokéballs were attached 
to her belt.  She was behind Parn.
	" Ash?"  A boy with spiky black hair and brown eyes 
raised his hand.  He had a Pikachu sitting on his desk.  He was 
across the way from Misty.
	" Brock?"  A dark skinned guy with short black hair 
raised his hand.  He also had Pokéballs.  He was sitting in front 
of Ash.
	" Carrot?"  Carrot raised his hand, he was beside 
Deedlet, and in front of Brock.
	" Marron?"  Marron raised his hand.  He was beside 
Brock.
	" Chocolate?"  Chocolate raised her hand.  She was 
beside Carrot and in front of Marron.
	" Tira?"  Tira raised her hand.  She was beside her 
sister.
	" Gateau?"  He raised his hand.  He was behind Tira, 
and beside Marron.
	" Jessie?"  Jessie raised her hand.  She was beside 
Misty and behind Ashram.
	" James?"  James raised his hand, he was behind Jessie.
	" Alright.  I know who everyone else is," Zel said, the 
gang smiled at him innocently.  Zel rolled his eyes, " Yeah, right.  
Like I'm going to buy the innocent smiles.  I know you guys, 
remember?"
	" Aw, Mr. Zelgadis!  You know we'll never misbehave 
in you class," Deep Sea said innocently and batter her 
eyelashes.  The rest of the gang busted out laughing, and Zel 
smirked at her.  Everyone else in class stared.  (Carrot was 
staring at the girls in particular)
	" All right, as I said earlier, you can call me Mr. 
Zelgadis since my Grandfather works here," Zel sighed.
	" You're not still mad at Rezo-san for turning you into a 
chimera are you?," Zelas asked, " It was an accident you know.  
He didn't know you were in the lab and-"
" Enough, Zelas," Zelgadis said through clenched teeth, 
" I do not need to be informed about how I got turned into a 
monster."
	" You're not a monster," Viv hissed to herself, and 
Phibrizio, who was in front of her, nodded.
	" Okay.  First things first.  For now, I'm going to let you 
sit where you want, but if I get any trouble, I'll make up a 
seating chart.  Second of all, I expect you all to have your 
homework done when you enter class.  As you come in, put it 
in the tray on my desk.  I'll make sure everyone has turned it in.  
If you're homework isn't in there, and you a present in this 
classroom, it's a zero.  End of story," Zel said, " Exceptions are 
made for absences and being in detention, the alternative center, 
or boot camp."
	Deep Sea raised her hand, " Uh, I take it Dad told you 
not to go easy on my siblings and me, right?"
	" Right.  If anything else, he told me to be harder on all 
of you," Zel said.
	" What did Oniichan say?," Viv asked.
	Zel smirked, " You're big brother said he'd handle it 
personally if you got into trouble, and that he will leave his class 
to come and take care of it."
	Viv gulped, " I wont be getting into any trouble," she 
muttered.
	" Please pass up your information cards, and I'll give 
you your books and your assignment," Zel said.  After the kids 
passed up the cards, Zel handed everyone a copy of a book 
called 'The Ancient Ones'.
	" What is this about?," Carrot asked as he leafed 
through it, " There are no pictures."
	" It's about Ancient Dragons, you numb skull," Viv 
rolled her eyes, " My Oniichan has a copy of this at his house."
	" Ancient Dragons?," Pirotess asked, " Like Narse on 
Marmo?"
	" No.  Narse is one of the Dragons created by the 
Dragon Kings before Lodoss split from our continent and 
drifted out of the barrier.  Ancient Dragons are a race of 
Dragons, like the Golden Dragons, created by the Dragon 
God," Zelgadis said, and had to stop himself from saying the 
Dragon God's name.
	" There are no such things as Dragons," Ash said.  Viv 
stood up, a black dragon tail was sticking out from under her 
skirt, tied to the end of it, was a lavender bow.
	" Uh oh," Zelas sighed.
	" NO SUCH THING AS DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!," Viv 
screeched.  Zelgadis sighed as Deep Sea pulled out a pit helmet 
and put it on.
	" Whoa!  She has a tail!," Parn said.
	" What a freak!," Ash laughed.  Gaav and Dynast 
tackled Phibrizio so he wouldn't kill Ash.
	" Everyone, quite, now!," Zelgadis said, " Viv, sit 
down, and Ash, I think you can now safely say Dragons exist," 
then he smirked, " A warning for all of you, I'd be careful what 
you say about Dragons, Mazoku, aliens, God and Goddesses, 
elves, humans, and cyborgs for that matter…this school isn't as 
normal as you all think it is."
	" I don't get it," Ash said.
	" Those of you from Spooner, Lodoss or Marmo, and 
even here know what I'm talking about.  If you don't get it, ask 
your class mates later," Zel sighed. " Now, for you assignment, 
read the first five chapters of 'The Ancient Ones' and answer 
the questions for each chapter.  For your homework, you are to 
write a summery of the first five chapters, and it has to be at 
lease five pages long.  I'd prefer to have the summery typed, in 
a twelve point font."
	Everyone stared at Zelgadis as he sat down and began 
to file the information cards.  After realizing that Zel wasn't 
going to say more, the class began to work on their 
assignments.  Carrot, Gaav, Ashram, Ash, and Parn all feel 
asleep.  Viv, Deedlet, Tira, Marron and Misty finished reading 
and writing the essay before class was over.  Most of the others 
got the reading done.
	Soon, the bell rang.
	" I wasn't asleep!," Gaav said as he sat up.
	" Yeah, and Viv and I are married and have four kids," 
Dynast rolled his eyes.
	" Whatever," Phibrizio mumbled and grabbed Viv's 
hand, " We've got Magic next, right?"
	" Yeah, the blow off class of the century," Deep Sea 
laughed.
	" I wouldn't say that if I were you," Zel said, " Just wait 
until you see who the teacher is…"
	" We know him?," Gaav asked with a stretch.
	" Her," Zel corrected.
	" No way!," Viv yelled, " There is no way she'd teach a 
high school Magic class!"
	" How many of you ever pictured me teaching 
English?," Zel pointed out, " Now get going.  You don't want to 
be late."

Soon. . .

	" Here we are.  Magic 101," Dynast said as he swung 
the door open.
	" Hey Zelas-san!," Carrot yelled happily.
	" For L-Sama's sake!  What did I ever do!," Zelas 
wailed.
	" You probably said your own mother's name in vain 
one to many times, Zelas," a female voice giggled, " Now all of 
you sit down before the bell rings, and I have to count you 
absent."
	" LINA-SAN!!!!!!!!," the gang yelled.
	" What in the Hell are you doing teaching at Otaku High 
of all places!?," Phibrizio demanded as he took a seat in the 
front row.  Viv reluctantly sat down behind him.  Carrot was 
seated to her left.
	" I think you should know that, ne, Phibrizio?," Lina 
chuckled, " Oh, that's right, your parents want you to get an 
education before falling into the 'family' business."
	" Very funny, Lina-san," Phibrizio snickered.  Phibrizio 
glanced around and saw that this class had all the same people 
as his English class.
	" That is Miss Lina to you!," Lina said, " It's Miss Lina 
to all of you!"
	" Why can't we call you by your last name?," Parn 
asked.
	" Because my older sister works here too."
	" Luna-san works here?," Dynast asked, " What does 
she teach?"
	" Sore we himitsu desu!," Lina giggled, " You'll run into 
the fruitcake too, most likely. . . "
	" Xellos-chan?!," Deep Sea asked.
	" Now, to get on with class," Lina said as she winked at 
Deep Sea, " I take it all of you know at least some fundamental 
magic, if you don't, oh well, you just get to dive right in!  
Today, I'm going to teach you the Fireball."
	" Fireball!," Gaav yawned, and sent a fireball flying 
across the room.
	Lina glared at him, " Unlike some people, most of us 
aren't blessed enough to have a God and a *the* Goddess for 
parents, and don't know how to cast Fireballs!"
	Suddenly, Phibrizio screamed.
	" Phibrizio-kun!," Viv yelled and stood up.
	" Viv, sit," Lina said, " Phibrizio what is it?"
	" I can't use my magic!," he wailed.
	" WHAT!?!?!," Viv, Lina, Gaav, Deep Sea, Zelas, and 
Dynast all yelled.
	" What did you try to cast?," Lina asked.
	" A stupid measly Fireball!!!!," Phibrizio said.
	" Why are you panicking?," Marron asked.
	" Because I can cast a Dragon Slave, and right now, I 
can't even cast a stupid Fireball!!!!!!!!!," Phibrizio screamed.
	" Maybe it's just an off day?," Deedlet suggested.
	" I don't have off days!!!!!  L-Sama!  What if she's 
right!  What if I lost my powers!!!!!," Phibrizio panicked.
	" You didn't lose your powers!," Viv said as she placed 
a hand on his forehead.  Then she closed her eyes, and her 
hand glowed for a second.
	" Well?," Phibrizio asked.
	" There's something blocking your magic," Viv said, " 
and it's not a spell, because I can't break it."
	" How long is it going to last?," Phibrizio asked.
	" I don't know," Viv sighed and began to chew on her 
fingernail.
	" Phibrizio, you wouldn't have happened to see Washu 
today?," Lina questioned.
	" Yeah."
	" That must be it.  She was bragging about drugging 
some kids with her new magic restraining potion.  She did it to 
five or six students," Lina said, " It only lasts a day.  You'll be 
back to. . . normal, I guess that's what you call your state of 
being, tomorrow morning."
	Phibrizio's eyes narrowed, and he sat down with a huff, 
and Lina began to teach the class.  When everyone but the 
Lords, Viv, and Carrot went outside to practice, Carrot began 
to flirt with Viv.
	" Why are you still here!?!," she yelled after five 
minutes.
	" If I get hit with magic, I turn into a giant monster," 
Carrot said.  Viv sighed and looked to her friends for support.  
Zelas was fixing her make-up (she was across the room)  Deep 
Sea was studying (also across the room)  Gaav was snoring and 
mumbling in his sleep, cradling his sword (Lina had written him 
a pass to go get it) in his arms.  Phibrizio was sulking by the 
window, and Dynast, in an unusual display of kindness, was 
trying to cheer his oldest brother up.
	" Anyway, how about a date?," Carrot said and 
wiggled his eyebrows at Viv.  Phibrizio glared at Carrot.
	" NO!," Viv screamed.  Phibrizio smiled, he knew Viv 
would never betray him.  With a sigh, he turned back to Dynast.
	" I'm sure I can convince you other wise!," Carrot said.
	" I don't think so-," Viv started, but was cut off as 
Carrot kissed her - on the lips.
	" Oh. My. God," Deep Sea said.  Zelas looked up, 
gasped, and dropped her compact.  The mirror shattered as it 
hit the floor.  The crash woke Gaav up.  The first thing he saw 
was Viv and Carrot.
	" WHAT IN GAY #@(%q$# HELL IS GOING 
ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," he roared
	" Oh shit. . . ," Dynast said as he saw what was going on.  
Phibrizio's eyes flashed red, and he balled his hands into fists.
	" GET OFF ME YOU PIG!!!!!!!!," Viv screamed and 
pushed Carrot away, " I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!"
	" Viv, move," Phibrizio said as he stormed towards 
Carrot, toppling over desks as he went.  As he walked past 
Gaav, he snatched his sword.  Viv scrambled out of the way.  
Phibrizio stopped in front of Carrot, and pointed Gaav's sword 
at his heart.  The he sneered, " Prepare to die, you $#^$# 
bastard."
	" Epp," Carrot said, and ran for the door that lead 
outside, and to the magic practicing field.  Phibrizio charged 
after him with a roar.
	" Get him Phibrizio!!!!," Zelas cheered as she and the 
others followed.
	" You just want Carrot out of your hair," Gaav sneered.
	" HelpmehelpmehelpmeHELPME!!!!!!!!!!!!," Carrot 
screamed as he spotted the others.
	" Niisan?," Marron asked as Phibrizio tackled Carrot.
	" Go Phibrizio!!!!," Viv yelled.
	" Get him bro!," Dynast laughed.
	" Use the sword!!!," Gaav advised.
	" Slice him in half!," Zelas offered.
	" Just kill the bastard!," Deep Sea hollered.
	" Darling!," Chocolate wailed, and managed to get 
Gaav's sword away from Phibrizio.  Phibrizio didn't even 
paused and began to use his fists to beat Carrot.
	" Stop it right now!," Lina yelled, when the boys 
ignored her, she shrugged, " Have it your way - Dragon 
Slave!!!!!!!!"
	Phibrizio got blasted into the wall, and Viv ran to help 
him up.  Carrot morphed into a huge monster and Tira pulled a 
whip out of thin air and beat him.  In a few moments, Carrot 
was back to normal, and all that remained to the fight was a 
smoking crater where Lina had cast the Dragon Slave, and two 
bruised boys.
	" What is going on out here, Miss Lina Inverse?," a 
deep voice growled.
	" Mr. Shabranigdo!  Sir!  Carrot and Phibrizio-," Lina 
started.
	" What has my son done this time?," Shabranigdo 
demanded.
	" The Principle is your father?!," Tira gulped.
	" Yeah," Phibrizio mumbled from the ground.  He was 
leaning against the building and Viv was casting a healing spell 
on him.
	" What happened, Miss Inverse?," Shabranigdo 
demanded.
	" Carrot and Phibrizio got in a fight, and I had to cast 
the Dragon Slave to break it up. . . you know how Phibrizio is," 
Lina said.
	" All too well. . . ," Shabranigdo shook his head, then he 
turned to his son, " Well, what do you have to say for 
yourself?"
	" That baka kissed Viv," Phibrizio said, now fully 
healed, as he stood up, " I got mad, infuriated even, and went 
after him."
	" Viv?," Shabranigdo asked.
	" Carrot asked me out, I said no, of course, and then he 
kissed me!  Something about being able to convince me to go 
out with him!," Viv said, " I'm sorry, sir. . . please don't tell my 
Oniichan!"
	Shabranigdo smiled at her, " I don't think Valgarv 
needs to hear about this, little one.  Since it's the first day of 
school, and I understand why Phibrizio got mad, I'll let you two 
boys off. . . but DO NOT let this happen again."
	" Thank you, Father," Phibrizio said.
	" Thanks, sir," Carrot said groggily.  Shabranigdo 
nodded and walked off.
	" Why'd you get so mad?," Ash asked Phibrizio, " It 
was only a kiss!"
	" Phibrizio and Viv are dating, you baka!  They have 
been since fourth grade!," Dynast yelled, " They're in love!"
	Phibrizio and Viv blushed, and Dynast continued to 
rant.
	" By the Gods!  Are you people blind!  Is it really that 
hard to see!"
	" Dynast, take a chill pill," Zelas shook her head.
	" All right, let's all go inside," Lina said, " The bell is 
going to ring soon."

After the bell rang. . . 

	" What's next?," Zelas asked.
	" PE," Gaav smiled.
	" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," Zelas 
wailed, and tried to run away.  Dynast caught her and threw her 
over his shoulder as he began to walk down the hall.
	" It's not that bad, Zelas," Deep Sea said.
	" NO!  Not PE!  Anything but that!  I'll even go on a 
date with Carrot!," Zelas said.
	" Really!," Carrot yelled as he ran up to her, " We'll 
talk about it at lunch okay!"
	" Mother!!!!," Zelas wailed, " I'm sorry for whatever I 
did!!!  Really I am!!!!"

In an executive office across Sairagg. . . 

	" Oh, Zelas, you're a big girl now, everything isn't my 
fault," a lady with blonde hair with bangs that covered her eyes 
smiled, " I'll talk to you later about responsibility."

Back at OHS . . . 

	" MOM!  That's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!," Zelas howled.
	" Zelas, shut up," Gaav sighed as they entered the gym.

Next Chapter:  The PE class from Hell and lunch.