Otaku High Part III Zelas: PE! You're making me suffer through PE! Viv: Maybe. . . Carrot: You let Phibrizio beat me up! Chocolate: Darling, I'll make it better! Carrot: That's okay, Chocolate. . .really. . .*runs* Chocolate: Darling!!!!! *runs after him* Viv: Should I be evil and hook them up in OHS? Phibrizio and Zelas: Yes. Tira and Marron: No. Viv: Hmm. . .I'll think about it. *giggles* Phibrizio: So, after PE we have lunch? Viv: Yep! This chapter is going to be funny! ^_^ Zelas: PE. . .ugh. . .I'll mess up my hair and my make-up and I'll get sweetie. . .eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! Marron: It's not so bad. . . Phibrizio: Yes it is. Tira: You don't like PE? Phibrizio: I don't like it because of the uniforms she's got planned. . . Viv: Don't you dare tell them, Phibrizio-kun! Phibrizio: Don't worry, the secret is safe with me! Xellos: *sticks his head into the room* Secret? What secret? Viv: Whatever are you talking about, Xellos? Xellos: Tell me! Viv: Tell you what? Xellos: The secret. Phibrizio: What secret? Xellos: Am I this bad? Viv, Phibrizio, Tira, Marron, and Zelas: Yes. Carrot: *runs into room* HELP ME!!!!! Viv: Chocolate! He's in here! Carrot: Traitor! Viv: *shrugs* Anyway, on to OHS part III! ^_^ * * * ' Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.' * * * " I hate this," Zelas pouted from her seat on the bleachers. " But class hasn't even started, Zelas-chan," Tira said. " I hate these outfits!," Zelas said and crossed her arms over her chest. " I think they're cute!," Misty said. " You would, human," Zelas hissed under her breath. The girls PE uniforms consisted of gold short shorts and a black tee-shirt that had a Pikachu jumping rope on the front with the words 'OHS Athletics Department' written under the picture. " These shorts are way to short," Viv said as she tried to pull them down, without much success. " Where are the guys?," Chocolate asked. " Looking for Carrot?," Deedlet asked. " NO!," Chocolate blushed. " It's obvious you like him, I mean you call him 'darling'," Jessie smirked. " She's got you there, Chocolate!," Deedlet giggled. " You know, I bet the guys are going to be in a different gym," Deep Sea said, " They had to go down a different hall to get to their locker room." Chocolate sighed, " I hope we don't have to do anything stupid, like walk all period." " Yeah," Viv nodded as she sat down on the bleachers with the others. They had found out that they all had all the same classes, both days. It was like they were just changing teachers, not classes. Suddenly the doors swung open, and a man with black hair came in. He was wearing black shorts and a black shirt that had a Pikachu with a clipboard on it, and the words 'Coach' under it. " You can call me Coach Zangulus," he smiled then called roll, " Okay, let's go into the big gym and you can run laps." " Run!?!," Zelas gulped as they walked off. Meanwhile in the big gym. . . " These uniforms are almost as bad as our normal ones. . .," Gaav sighed. The guys uniforms consisted of black shorts that almost reached their knees, and a baggy black shirt that had a Pikachu lifting weights on it. Once again, 'OHS Athletic Department' was written under the image. " I'd rather run around in this all day," Ashram snickered. " I wish Jessie were here," James sighed. " Are you guys going out?," Parn asked. " No. We're just friends," James said, " We're best friends, in fact. . .have been since we were little." " Cool," Phibrizio said, " I kinda wish the girls were in here, too." " Can't handle being away from Viv for one class?," Dynast laughed, and Phibrizio hit him. " Alright guys," a man with long blonde hair and blue eyes said as he came into the gym. He wore an outfit that was identical to Zangulus' but it had 'Athletic Department Head' above the Pikachu. " I'm Coach Gourry, and today we'll be lifting weights." " I don't wanna run!," Zelas screamed as she and the other girls entered the gym. " Shut up!," Misty yelled. " Oh great," Ash sighed. " You shut up too!," Misty yelled at Ash. " Are we going to be working with the guys?," Viv asked. " Sometimes," Zangulus said, " But not today." " Oh," Viv said and both she and Chocolate sighed. " Okay, the weights are over there, guys," Gourry said and pointed. " Three laps around the gym, girls," Zangulus said. Zelas tried to sneak away, and in an attempt to stop her, Misty tripped her. " OUCH!," Zelas yelled as she landed on her elbow. " You okay Zelas?," Dynast asked. " My elbow hurts really bad," Zelas sniffled. " Here," Zangulus said and handed her a pass, " Go to the nurse. You know where it is, right?" Zelas nodded as she left. The rest of the girls rolled their eyes and began to run laps. Carrot stared. Phibrizio glared at him, and 'accidentally' dropped a ten-pound weight on his foot. " OUCH!!!!!! Owie!!!!!," Carrot yelled as he began to jump up and down while holding his foot. " Niisan?," Marron asked. " Darling?," Chocolate asked and ran over to him. " I'm okay, really," Carrot lied. " I think you need to go to the nurse. . .," Chocolate said. " I think she's right. A ten-pound weight just landed on your foot," Gateau pointed out. " No. . .I'm fine," Carrot insisted and put his injured foot on the ground, and tried to walk over to the weights. " Niisan!," Marron yelled. " I'm fine," Carrot said, right before Dynast 'accidentally' bumped into him and made him put all his weight on his injured foot, " OUCH!," Carrot howled. " My brother is mad at you about Viv," Gaav cautioned, " Unless you want to get pounded into oblivion with weights, you better go to the nurse." " We'll talk to Phibrizio," Dynast said. " Yeah. . .I'll explain how you act around girls," Gateau rolled his eyes. " Coach Gourry!," Carrot yelled, " May I go to the nurses office? I uh, dropped a weight on my foot." " Sure," Gourry shrugged and handed Carrot a pass, " Say high to the nurse for me." " Is the nurse a girl?," Carrot asked. " Yeah," Gourry nodded, Carrot was out of the gym and down the hall in a flash. " Darling!," Chocolate yelled after him. " I thought he said he hurt his foot?," Gourry asked. " Must be hormones. . .you know teenage boys today," Zangulus said. Gourry nodded in agreement. " We finished running, Coach Zangulus!," Misty said. " Okay. See that VCR and TV over there? Turn them on and hit play on the VCR," Zangulus called over, " Just follow the tape." " They have to do aerobics," Parn said. The guys all stopped what they were doing to watch the girls. " Back to work, guys!," Gourry called. Meanwhile, in the nurse's office. . . Zelas opened the door and stepped inside. A small woman with black hair and green eyes looked up from a desk. " Are you okay, dear?," she asked. " Are you the nurse?," Zelas asked. " Hai. You can call me Silpheil," the nurse smiled, " What's wrong?" " I feel and hurt my elbow in PE," Zelas said. " Sit down over there on that cot, and I'll have a look at it," Silpheil smiled. After inspecting Zelas's elbow, which actually was hurt, and already had a bruise on it, Silpheil went and got an ice pack. " Can't you just cast a healing spell?," Zelas asked as she pressed the ice pack against her elbow. " I'm not supposed to unless it's serious, but I'll cast one before you leave," Silpheil smiled. Suddenly the door swung open, and Carrot came in. " Are you the nurse?," Carrot asked, " If you are, Coach Gourry says high." Silpheil blushed, " Why are you here, young man?" " This brat in my PE class dropped a weight on my foot," Carrot said. " Who?," Zelas asked. " Your brother." " Phibrizio is not a brat! If you'd just leave Viv alone, and apologize for kissing her, Phibrizio wouldn't even give you a second glance," Zelas said. " Okay. I'll do that at lunch," Carrot said. Silpheil gave him an ice pack too, and he sat down next to Zelas, " So, for our date tonight, what do you want to do?" " Diner and a movie sounds good," Zelas said, then she mumbled under her breath, " Anything to get this over with. . .I did say I'd go on a date with him, after all. . .and I don't lie! That's no fun." " Okay. How does the Le Chat Noir sound for diner, and that romance everyone say's is really good, I can't remember its name right now, sound for the movie?" Zelas blinked at him. Le Chat Noir was a fancy restaurant that cost almost an arm and a leg to eat at, and he was suggesting a romance for the movie? She's figured a fast food joint and the latest action movie from him. . . " Sounds great!," she beamed, " Pick me up outside the girl's dorms at say, seven thirty?" " Promise," Carrot nodded. They spent about another hour chatting before Silpheil came over. " I'll cast healing spells on your injuries, then you go back to the gym, okay," Silpheil said. " Do you want me to tell Coach Gourry you said hi?," Carrot asked as he and Zelas were leaving. Silpheil blushed again and nodded. Back at the gym. . . " Okay, go and change back to your school clothes," Gourry said as Carrot and Zelas entered the gym. " Perfect timing," Zelas giggled as she followed her friends to the girls' dressing room. Fifteen minutes later the bell rang, and everyone headed off to lunch. . . In the cafeteria. . . " Dang," Phibrizio said as he and the gang sat down, " Principle Ceifeed, Vice Principle Big Mama, and the after school detention teacher, Zaha Torte are all in here!" " It's the freshmen lunch period. . .I'm surprised they don't have every free teacher at the school in here," Dynast laughed. " Here come Carrot and his friends," Gaav snickered. " Chocolate and Tira are nice! So are Marron and Gateau!," Viv said. " Yeah!," Deep Sea added. " Carrot is okay when he's not flirting. . .I just spent a whole class in the nurse's office with him, remember?," Zelas said. " Do you mind if we sit with you guys, we don't know anyone else," Tira said. " Sure! Just move our stuff out of the way," Viv smiled. Phibrizio glared at Carrot, who sat across from him, and next to Zelas. " Uh, Viv, I'm sorry about magic class," Carrot said, " I didn't know about you and Phibrizio, and I thought you were cute and all. . ." " Don't worry about it," Viv nodded, " All I wanted was an apology." " See, I told you," Zelas rolled her eyes at Carrot. " Oh, yeah, Marron, Gateau, you have the place to yourself tonight! Zelas and I have a date," Carrot said. Chocolate started to cry, and everyone else stared at either Carrot or Zelas. Viv noticed that Zaha Torte was making his way over to their side of the cafeteria. " Chocolate, what's wrong?," Deep Sea asked. " Darling! How could you!," Chocolate wailed. " It's okay sister, really!," Tira said and gave her sister a hug, then she elbowed Carrot in the head. " Ouch! Tira!," Carrot yelled. " Zelas is going on a date with Carrot!," Phibrizio said, finally coming out of the shock. " I don't see what the big deal is. . .," Carrot shrugged. Chocolate began to cry harder, tears were pouring down her cheeks. " Carrot!," Tira screamed and hit him again. Viv had gotten up and walked over to Chocolate, and was trying to comfort her. Tira turned to her sister too. " What?," Carrot asked. This time Viv hit him. " You insensitive little creep!," Viv yelled at him. Zelas had buried her head in her hands. She felt awful about hurting Chocolate's feelings. Everyone else was either trying to calm Chocolate down, or just watching the whole fiasco. " What's going on here?," Zaha Torte asked as he walked up to the table. " We didn't do it," Zelas and her siblings said instinctively. " Daddy!," Chocolate wailed and flung herself against Zaha's chest. " Daddy?!," Viv asked. " Oh, didn't we tell you? Zaha is Chocolate and my father," Tira said. " No, you didn't mention that," Gaav said. *Authors note: Okay, I've read on a few Sorcerer Hunters web pages that Zaha Torte is Chocolate and Tira's dad. If he's not, oops. This is supposed to be another dimension anyhow, so I'll just alter reality and make him their father. ^_^ Viv-sama.* " Tira, what happened?," Zaha asked his daughter. " Carrot was being mean to Chocolate again," Tira said. " All I did was get a date!," Carrot yelled defensively. " *You* got a date?," Zaha asked. " Daddy!," both Chocolate and Tira yelled. " Yeah. What's so amazing about that?," Carrot asked. " The fact that you got a date with Zelas. Guys have been falling all over themselves to get a date with her since seventh grade!," Dynast said. " And the fact that Zelas usually has a more 'refined' taste when it comes to guys. . .," Phibrizio shrugged. " What's wrong with Darling!," Chocolate demanded. " Yeah! What's wrong with me?," Carrot asked. Phibrizio grinned evilly and winked at them, " Sore wa. . .himitsu desu!" " Ugh. . .don't you start acting like the fruitcake, Phibrizio!," Deep Sea sighed. Phibrizio glared at her and was about to say something back when the lunch bell rang. Kids disappeared as if they had never been there in the first place. " Wow. . . this place sure cleared out fast," Gaav said. " You guys had better get to your next class. . .or else you'll be seeing me sooner then you like too," Zaha said with slight smirk. " What class do we have next?," Marron asked as the group filed out of the cafeteria. " Yeah!!!!! We get to see my Onichan!!!!!," Viv giggled and charged down the hall, dragging Phibrizio with her. " Viv's Onichan?," Gateau asked. " Her older brother teaches here, Gods help us," Gaav said as they walked after Viv and Phibrizio. " Valgarv isn't exactly the nicest teacher in the world. . .he's pretty strict," Dynast said as they headed into the class. " NOOOOOO!!!!," Carrot wailed and tried to run back out, only to be caught by Chocolate and Tira. " You can't skip class, Carrot," Tira scolded. " I HATE this class already, and it hasn't even started," Carrot whimpered. To be continued. . . . NEXT: Viv's favorite class, and Phibrizio's worst. . .