Otaku High: Part IV Zelas: I got out of PE! Phibrizio: Zelas, we really don't care… Zelas: I don't care it you care or not! I got out of PE!!!! Dynast: It's a lost cause, Phibrizio, give it up. Phibrizio: I suppose you're right. Vaglarv: I get sucked into this black hole of insanity in this chapter, don't I? Viv: HEY!!!! My fics are not 'black holes of insanity'! Gaav: Maybe not in your opinion. . . Viv: No one asked you, Gaav! Phibrizio: So who else besides Val teaches in this chapter? Viv: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^ *Xellos appears out of nowhere* Xellos: You called, Viv-kun? Viv: No, but since you're here, try and calm down your master. . . she's still raving about how she got out of PE. *Zelas giggles, takes a swing of wine and continues chanting 'I got out of PE!'* Xellos: I see what you mean. . . ne, Zelas-sama, shouldn't you be worrying about what Viv is going to do in this chapter, not what happened last chapter? *Viv giggles* Val: Viv. . . what are you planning? Viv: Nothing! *gives him the 'innocent' smile* Phibrizio and Val: We're doomed. . . *Viv rolls her eyes* Dynast: I'll say it this time, Viv-kun. Now, on to the torture-I mean next chapter. *Viv hits him with a frying pan.* Dynast: Ouchies. . . * * * If train A leaves San Francisco at 8:30 AM EST travelling 25 miles per hour, and train B leaves Chicago at 1:30 PM MST travelling at 40 miles per hour, and they're 3000 miles apart when they start, what is the capital of Bulgaria? * * * " Onichan!," Viv squealed as she ran into the classroom. Her friends filed in behind her. " Hey, sis," Valgarv grinned and gave his little sister a hug. " How come you guys know *all* the teachers?," Ash asked. " Their dad is the principle," Deedlit said, " and Viv is obviously a close friend of the family." " All of you go ahead and sit down," Valgarv said after the bell rang, " For those of you who don't know me, my name is Valgarv, and you kids can go ahead and call me Val. I don't really care for formalities. We're going to start with the basics, and that starts with giving you kids a book." " What class is this? I just followed the others here, and didn't look at my schedule," Chocolate asked. " Math." " You were excited about Math!?!?!?," practically everyone yelled at Viv. " NO! I *HATE* math! I just like this class because my Onichan teaches it," Viv explained. " That makes sense, I suppose," Pirotess shrugged. " Now, on to books," Valgarv grinned. Soon, everyone had a book. " This is huge!," James wailed. " It's almost three inches thick!," Parn said. " The stupid thing weighs almost twenty pounds," Gaav added. " What the heck is a proof?," Jessie asked. " EVIL!!!!," Deep Sea screamed. " I refuse to do proofs!!!!" " I am *not* carting this thing around all day," Zelas said. " The book is almost as big as Phibrizio," Brock said. " Yeah, and as thick as your head," Phibrizio muttered, and Viv giggled. " Are all of you quite finished?," Valgarv asked. " Nope," Dynast shook his head, " I think you could use it as a weapon." " Yeah, it could kill someone!," Carrot laughed. " Okay. Now we're done," Dynast smiled. Valgarv sighed and tried not to kill Dynast. " Now, open you're books to the first chapter and I'll explain how to do your homework." At first, the class was able to follow what Valgarv was saying, but by the end of the lesson, most of them we're confused beyond belief, or they understood it completely. " Any questions before I give you you're assignment?," Val asked. " Uh, yeah, could you go back to the part when you said, 'you start by. . . ' and continue from there?," Gateau asked. " I second that," Ashram said. " You guys totally lost me, right?," Val asked. There we're several nods. " What about the rest of you?" " I understood it completely," Tira said. " So some of you are lost, and the rest of you understand it one hundred percent, ne?," Val asked. Everyone nodded. Val sighed and decided casting random Gaav Flares and Dynast Brasses was not the way to vent his frustration. " Are you going to re-teach it?," James asked hopefully. " No. I offer tutoring after school until four thirty. If you don't understand, come and see me then, or get one of you're classmates to help you," Val said. " Now you're assignment is section 1-1, problems one through forty. Get with it. Skip the proofs. . . we'll do those next time as a class." Deep Sea berthed a sigh of thanks. Before long, the bell rang. " Bye, Onichan," Viv said as she got up. " See you sis. Come over to my place if you need help, okay?," Val smiled at her. " Sure thing," Viv said as she and the rest of the gang left. " I see you lost Carrot and his crew." " Yeah. They all bolted when the bell rang," Dynast snickered. " What do we have next?," Deep Sea asked. " Computer Science," Zelas said. " NO! I am *not* going to that class after that psycho teacher drugged me!," Phibrizio yelled and punched a locker. " I don't think she meant any harm," Deep Sea said. " I really don't care if she did or not! The point is she drugged me and if she had any idea who I was she'd be crying in a corner, begging my father's forgiveness!," Phibrizio sneered. Then that all to familiar evil smile crept over his face. " Phibrizio. . . ," Viv started, " What are you planning?" " I've got to go see my Dad! See you guys later!," Phibrizio said as he bolted down the hall towards the office. " Phibrizio! You'll be late and you'll get a detention! Phibrizio!," Viv yelled after him. " Onichan is going to kill me if I get in trouble. . . Phibrizio!!!! Wait for me!," she yelled and ran after him. " Viv!," Deep Sea yelled and ran after her. " You guys! Get back here! I can't run in these shoes!," Zelas said as she charged after them. " Damn it!," Gaav hissed as he ran after his siblings and friend. Dynast stood in the now almost empty hallway, and watched the group turn a corner. " Go to class, not get in trouble. . . or follow them, get in trouble, but see Dad blow up at Phibrizio," Dynast mused. A grin spread across his face as he ran after the others. " Wait up!!!" At the office. . . " What are all of you doing here? You should be going to fourth period," a tall man with purple hair and one green eye and one yellow eye asked with no emotion what so ever as the group ran in. " I need to speak with my father," Phibrizio said. " Shabranigdo-sama is busy. You can leave a formal complaint and if you're lucky, maybe he'll meet with you in the next two months or so." " We're his kids. I don't think we need to file a complaint, Kopii," Zelas snorted. " Last time I checked, Viv was not related to any of you. She's just a close friend of the family," Kopii rolled his eyes. " Just let us see him!," Dynast yelled. " No. He's in a meeting with your mother, Ceifeed-sama, Big Mama and Kardis. They are discussing some things with the head of the school board, Miss Marfa I do believe. Kardis didn't seem to like her very much." " But Kopii-," Deep Sea started. " That's Mr. Kopii to you while we're in school," Kopii said. " And I said no. This is my office! I'm in charge of all the office personnel." " He just doesn't want to admit he's a secretary," Gaav snickered. " I am not a secretary!," Kopii yelled as the bell rang, " Now all of you are late to class! Office Aide Jiras!" " Hai, Kopii-sama?," Jiras yelled as he ran in. " Take these students to one of the detention masters. Make sure they get at least a half-hour detention. Preferably next week after everything calms down around here. Then escort them to their class," Kopii grinned. " Yes sir!," Jiras grinned and began to heard the group out the door. " Oh yes, notify Mr. Valgarv about his little sister's behavior. He'll want to deal with her personally," Kopii grinned evilly, " I'll tell Shabranigdo-sama and his wife when they come out of the meeting." " Valgarv is going to kill me," Viv whimpered. Soon. . . Zaha Torte looked up from his desk as the gang walked in, followed by Jiras. " Let me guess, you didn't heed my warning and were late to class, right?," Zaha snickered. " Kopii-sama said to make sure it was at least a half hour detention," Jiras added helpfully. " All right. All five of you on Wednesday afternoon. Three to three thirty," Zaha said and began filling out forms. " There are six of us, though," Phibrizio said. " I'm going to let Viv off the hook, just because Val told me to the first time she got in trouble, he said he'd handle it himself. He seems to think that whatever punishment he gives Viv will effect her more then a detention," Zaha said. Viv whimpered. " I'll come to your funeral, Viv-kun," Zelas said. " I'm sure Phibrizio will never love again," Dynast said. Viv whimpered again. " Take them to class, Jiras," Zaha smiled as they left. " Viv, I'll tell Val to go easy on you, alright." " Thanks, Mr. Torte," Viv nodded. At the computer science room. . . " Ah, Phibrizio, I do believe we meet this morning," Washu grinned as they walked in. " Thank you for rounding them up, Jiras." " No problem Miss Washu!," Jiras said happily as he left. " Now, since you've wasted half the class gallivanting across the school, you get to jump right into programming. I hope all of you know what you're doing, because if you mess up my computers, I'll do more then drug you!," Washu laughed. " What are we supposed to do?," Viv asked Ashram as she sat down next to him. " Follow the directions on that sheet of paper," he told her. " It's not that hard, and all she did at the beginning to class was go over the rules." " Thanks," Viv smiled at him. It didn't take long to finish up what they were supposed to do, and by the end of the class everyone was talking about other things, and goofing off. " Students," Washu said, " Would any of you be interested in extra credit?" Almost everyone raised their hands. " Wonderful! All you need to do is participate in one of my experiments," Washu smiled. All the hands went down, and Washu sighed, " It's not that bad. You'll get a one hundred test grade." No one moved a muscle or said a word. " Fine," Washu grumbled. Suddenly, a deep masculine voice rang out from the direction of the office. " PHIBRIZIO!!!!!!!!!!!!" " That would be Dad. . . ," Zelas gulped as the door to the computer lab opened. At tall woman with long blonde hair walked in. She was in an expensive looking black formal dress, and her bangs covered her eyes. She had bright red lipstick on. " Phibrizio, dear, your father is a bit upset right now. . . I'd stay away from the office for a few days if I were you," the woman said. " So, besides that, how is the first day of school going?" " Fine, Mom," Zelas, Dynast, Deep Sea, and Gaav all said. " That psycho teacher drugged me, and I can't use any magic," Phibrizio said. The lady turned to Washu, " Washu, please refrain from drugging my children in the future. They may need their magic if something. . . oh, never mind that. But they may need their magic all the same." " Of course, Mrs. L-Sama," Washu nodded. " L-Sama!? You don't mean the Lord of Nightmares?," Deedlet asked. " Sore wa himtsu desu," L-Sama smiled. " Viv, how are you doing, my dear?" " Fine, besides the fact the Val is going to murder me for getting in trouble on the first day." " It wont be so bad, I'm sure," L-Sama grinned. " I'll see you kids this weekend." " Bye Mom," Phibrizio, Zelas, Gaav, Dynast and Deep Sea said. " By L-Sama," Viv grinned. A minute or so after she left, the bell rang. " The first day of school is over!," Carrot cheered. " See you tonight, Zelas-kun!" " Don't remind me," Zelas sighed as they left. Later that night, in the boys dorms. . . " I still can't believe Carrot got Zelas to go out with him," Dynast shook his head. " Neither can I!," Gaav laughed. " I'm bored. Let's do something," Phibrizio sighed as he flopped down onto the couch. " Let's play truth or dare," Dynast said. " Alright," Gaav said, " I'll go first. Phibrizio, truth or dare." Phibrizio always hated answering that question. Every time he said truth, they asked him dumb questions about Viv, and every time he said dare they made him do stupid things that weren't even worthy of being called a dare. " Dare," he finally sighed. Better to go with a stupid stunt then get asked 'do you love Viv' for the billionth time. " I dare you to go over to the girls dorm, sneak into Viv, Deep Sea and Zelas's room and bring back a pair of Viv's underwear," Gaav said. " WHAT!?!?!," Phibrizio yelled. Dynast fell to the floor with laughter. " A dares a dare, Phibrizio!," Dynast chuckled. " Come on. Gaav and I will give you a boost. Their room is on the second floor, and you can't use magic yet." " Levitation!," Phibrizio muttered under his breath, and smiled when the spell worked. " Looks like I can use magic, ne?" " Hurry up. You've got thirty minutes." Over at the girls dorm. . . Viv and Deep Sea were out in the 'living room' area of their dorm. The dorms were small, had a kitchen, a living room, and one big bed room big enough for three beds and three dressers. There was one closet, and one bathroom. " I wonder how Zelas is holding out?," Deep Sea asked. " It's only been ten minutes!," Viv giggled. Outside. . . Phibrizio sighed with relief when he noticed the window to the bedroom was open, and he could just fly up through there. As he landed in the room, he heard Deep Sea and Viv talking in the living room. " I'm going to get ready for bed," Viv said. Phibrizio gulped. In the dark, he had no idea which one of the dressers was Viv's. " Wait until a commercial at least," Deep Sea whined. " With Zelas gone I don't have anyone to talk too." " Keep her busy, Deep Sea," Phibrizio said under his breath and decided just to go for the dresser nearest the window. He opened a drawer, snatched a pair of underwear, and teleported back to his room. Viv walked in about ten seconds after he left, went over to the dresser in the middle of the other two, and grabbed her nightgown. Then she headed into the bathroom. Back at the boy's dorm. . . " There is no way those are Viv's," Gaav said. " Those things had to come form Victoria's Secret, and I just don't see Viv shopping there." Phibrizio glared at him, " What is that supposed to mean?" " Will both of you stop it?," Dynast sighed. " Are you sure those are from Viv's dresser?" " Hell no! Viv was about to come into the bedroom, so I went to the nearest dresser and grabbed a pair. I wasn't going to come back empty handed. Actually, I think these are Z's," Phibrizio sighed. " Alright. I see you're point, I guess," Gaav said. " How about all three of us go back over there. Gaav and I can watch you get a pair of Viv's, and you can put those back," Dynast said. " Fine. Let's go," Phibrizio said. Soon. . . The guys snake into the girls' room, and Phibrizio put the underwear back where he found it. " I think this one is Viv's," Dynast said. He was standing by the middle dresser. " I don't see why Deep Sea would have a bunch of pictures of Phibrizio taped to her mirror, or one of Valgarv, for that matter." " Shut up!," Phibrizio hissed " They'll hear you!" " Just grab a pair of Viv's underwear and lets go!," Gaav said. Phibrizio glared at him, and opened one of the drawers. Just as he was pulling out a pair of underwear, the lights turned on. Viv and Deep Sea both screamed, and Deep Sea ran off towards the kitchen. " What on earth are you three doing here?," Viv asked. " Phibrizio! PUT THOSE BACK NOW!!!!!!" " Sorry Viv-kun," Phibrizio said sheepishly and blushed. Then he looked at her, and started to drool. Viv had on a nightgown that was practically see through. Underneath, she had on a bra and underwear. " What?," Viv asked. Then she realized what she was wearing and blushed. Phibrizio's nose began to bleed. " Take off the nightgown, Viv. I wanna see if he'll faint. It's not like we haven't seen you in a bikini before," Gaav said. Viv just turned a brighter shade of red. Something in Phibrizio's brains went *snap* and he fainted. " YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!," Deep Sea screamed as she ran back into the room with a frying pan. She was in her nightgown too. " Oh shit. . . ," Gaav managed to sigh before Deep Sea began to beat the heck out of him. Viv sighed and rolled her eyes as Dynast grabbed Phibrizio. Then Gaav, Phibrizio, and Dynast vanished. " I can't wait to tell Zelas about this! We are going to beat the living snot out of them tomorrow," Deep Sea vowed. " They were probably playing truth or dare, you know," Viv said as she crawled into bed. " It's still no excuse. . . I'm going to KILL them!!!" To be continued. . . NEXT: Lab Assistants are Evil and why Lina Stays Out of the History Department.