Otaku High Part V: A new kid, why lab assistants are evil, And why Lina stays out the of the history department! Viv: Here we go again! ^_^ Phibrizio: *bored voice* yeah. . . Dynast: You're just mad because Deep Sea is going to beat the ever living you know what out of you this chapter for that stunt you pulled. Phibrizio: You and Gaav dared me to do it! Deep Sea: You're just lucky it was only in the fic! Gaav: New kid? Viv: Yep! You boys are getting a new roommate! Phibrizio, Gaav and Dynast: o_0 WHAT!?! *Zelas and Deep Sea fall to the floor laughing* Val: *smirks* I'm just glad I'm out of the fic for a while. Viv: That's what you think! Val: *sighs* Should have known. . . after all, you and Sas are always out to get me. *Sas appears from out of nowhere* Sas: Now you know that's not true, Val-kun! We're not out to get you! Val: No, only to torture me! Phibrizio: You think you've got it bad? What about me? I've got to live with Viv torturing me! Val: I have to deal with Viv *and* Sas. Have you read 'Fortune's Hand'!? Viv: I love that story! ^_^ Sas: Thanks! ^_^ Val: I'm doomed. . . Xellos: I'm insulted, Viv-kun. . . five chapters and I haven't appeared yet. Oh, hello Sas! Viv: You'll show up soon enough! Sas: Yeah, she has to be mean to one of her other favorite characters this chapter. You'll get your turn, Xellos. Xellos: ^_^ Phibrizio: Who is left!? You've got the entire main cast in here in someway or another, and you wouldn't stick in a character you don't like! Zelas: It has to be someone from Next. Dynast: If they're from Slayers at all. Phibrizio: She's got everyone from the other series she likes best! Deep Sea: Have you forgotten 'Who Has to Work Together!?' people? There hasn't been a single character from Dragonball Z in this story. Viv: They are from Slayers, and they're from Next. Sas: And I know who it is! Val: Of course you do, you probably *gave* her the idea in the first place! Viv and Sas: ^_^ Val: I hate my life. . . Phibrizio: *sigh* I suppose you should just get on with it, Viv. Val: Sas, shouldn't you be at college? Sas: College? *blink, blink* What's that? *Val whimpers* *Sas and Viv grin evilly at each other* Phibrizio: *to the other Lords* They're almost as bad as we are! Dynast: What do you expect! They're practically Mazoku Lords in training! Viv: Now, on to the fic! ^_^ 'Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.' Phibrizio, Gaav and Dynast hadn't even bothered to get into bed when they got back from the girls. Phibrizio had fallen asleep on the couch, Dynast was in a recliner, and Gaav had found the floor to be quite comfortable. . . When there was a knock on the door at five thirty am, the guys all sat up with a start. " I didn't do it!," Gaav mumbled. " Someone's at the door, you stupid ingrate!," Dynast snapped. Dynast had never been a morning person, and since he'd only gotten five hours of sleep the night before, he wasn't in the best mood. " I'll get it," Phibrizio mumbled. " Go drink some coffee or something, Dynast." He added as he opened the door. Melgazia, the teacher in charge of the boys' dorms was standing there. " They did it," Phibrizio said, " I've been good." " I have no clue what you're talking about, and I don't know if I even want to know. Miss. Aqua is in a huge fuss over something that happened in the girls dorms last night. . . you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?," Melgazia asked. Phibrizio, Gaav and Dynast all smiled innocently and shook their heads. " Anyway," Melgazia sighed, " I'm here because you are getting a new roommate." " WHAT?!?!," all three guys yelled. " This is one of the few rooms that can hold four people. Almost all the other ones that can are full. It was a choice between putting him in here with you, or those kids from Spooner. . . I decided you would be less traumatic." " Carrot isn't that bad. . . ," Gaav muttered. Melgazia sighed. " As I was saying, I'd like you to meet you're new roommate, Alfred Sairune." " Hello," a young man with black hair and blue eyes smiled as he came into the room. He was of medium height, but wasn't as tall as Dynast. " I'll leave you boys to settle in," Melgazia said after he brought in four suitcases. Alfred had a duffel bag thrown over his shoulder, and a smaller on in his hands. " I'm Phibrizio. That's Dynast and the tall one is Gaav. We're all brothers," Phibrizio said. " You're stuck with Phibrizio. Since he's the oldest he decided he'd get a room to himself," Dynast said. " Okay," Alfred said. Phibrizio showed him the room. After he watched Alfred drag all of his things into the room, he went back into the living room. " What do you think?," Gaav asked. " Sairune. . . he's most likely royalty of that city," Dynast said. " He seems okay." " I guess," Phibrizio shrugged. " Are we going to ditch him or show him around school?" " Depends on his classes." " Today I have science first, then history," Alfred said. " I can find my own way around." " We might as well show you around. . . we've got the same schedule," Dynast said after looking over Alfred's schedule. " Plus the girls would get mad if we ditched you," Gaav added. " They're mad at us enough already!," Phibrizio said. " Deep Sea probably told Zelas as soon as she walked in the door." " Girls?," Alfred asked. " We've got two sisters. Then there is best friend, Viv. We've known each other and have been a group since we were babies," Dynast said. " Oh yeah, keep your hands off Viv. She and Phibrizio have been a couple since fourth grade. . . he beat up a guy yesterday when he kissed her." Alfred nodded. " Why are they mad at you?" " We played truth or dare last night, and we dared Phibrizio to go steal a pair of Viv's underwear. They caught us, and Deep Sea got really mad," Gaav said. " She hit Gaav with a frying pan, after Phibrizio passed out from seeing Viv in her nightgown. . . it was funny as hell," Dynast grinned. Alfred smirked. " I'm sure it was." Suddenly, there was another knock on the door. " Maybe it's Melgazia again?," Dynast suggested as Phibrizio once again answered the door. He gulped when he saw who it was and backed up a few paces. Viv, Deep Sea Dolphin, and Zelas were standing in the doorway. Viv had her arms crossed over her chest and an evil grin on her face, Deep Sea was behind her with the frying pan in one hand, and a her backpack in the other. Zelas was beside Deep Sea, and she had her make-up box with her. " You boys are in a lot of trouble. . . ," Zelas grinned evilly as she and, Deep Sea and Viv walked into the room. " Resistance is futile," Deep Sea said in a monotone voice with an evil glint in her bluish turquoise eyes. " Who are you?," Viv asked Alfred. " I'm Alfred. . . I just transferred here. . . ," Alfred stammered. " Hello! I'm Viv, and that's Deep Sea and Zelas. Are you rooming with the guys?" " Yes." " Okay. . . you just sit down over there, and don't try and help my baka brothers, and you'll be fine!," Zelas said with a huge smile. " Right," Alfred nodded and sat down, ignoring Phibrizio, Gaav, and Dynast's silent pleas for help. " Now, we can do this the easy way," Deep Sea grinned, then she held up the frying pan and glared at her brothers, " or the hard way! You're choice!" " What are you going to do to us?," Dynast asked. " You are going to get makeovers," Zelas said and held up a tube of lipstick. " I think 'rose' would look good on you, Dynast." Dynast whimpered and tried not to cry. Viv pulled a curling iron out of Deep Sea's bag and plugged it in, and then she sat down next to Alfred on the couch. " Viv-chan. . . ?," Phibrizio asked. " Nani?" " Aren't you going to help us-I mean them?," Phibrizio asked. " Nope. I 'dared' them to come do this, so I don't have to participate. Honestly, I'm not that mad. . . but they are," Viv shrugged. Then she turned to Alfred. " So how come you missed the first day?" Gaav, Phibrizio and Dynast sighed as Zelas and Deep Sea closed in on them. An hour later. . . Phibrizio, Dynast and Gaav had had a huge fight over who got to use the bathroom first to get the make-up off. Phibrizio won, and was now sitting on the couch next to Viv while Dynast and Gaav fought to see who got it next. " I am so glad to have that make-up off!," Phibrizio said. Deep Sea and Zelas were going though a stack of polorids trying to find the best pictures of the guys in make-up to add to their blackmail files-I mean, scrapbook. . . . Alfred had retreated to his room earlier to get unpacked. " I win!," Dynast yelled and charged into the bathroom, leaving a *very* ticked off Gaav cussing by the door. " Get over it," Phibrizio yelled. " Dynast won't take that long." " This is humiliating! What if Dad decides to come by!" " At six thirty in the morning?," Zelas asked. " I think not." " We have to go to school in an hour. . . did we all get enough sleep?," Dynast asked as he came out of the bath room. Gaav practically tramped him as he charged into the bathroom. " I think so," Viv said. " What do we have today anyway?" " Science and History," Deep Sea said as she continued to comb through the pictures. " Well, we better get back over to our place. See you at the usual spot?," Zelas asked. " Yeah," Dynast nodded. " Bring Alfred," Viv added, " he has the same schedule we do." At seven thirty.. The group met up at their usual spot and headed down the hall towards the Science Hall. " Who's the Science teacher?," Alfred asked. " We'll end up knowing who ever it is. . . we knew all our teachers yesterday. . . it was really weird," Zelas said as they stopped in front of the door to the classroom. " Shall we?" Dynast opened the door, and the seven of them walked in, and everyone but Alfred stared at the woman standing by the bored. " Eris?," Phibrizio managed to choke out. Eris turned, then glared. " Oh. . . it's all of you. . . ," she sneered. " You're the science teacher?," Viv asked. " No. . . Rezo-sama is," Eris said. " I'm just the lab assistant. Now sit down and shut-up! I'll have no one misbehaving in Rezo-sama's class!" Zelas looked up to see Chocolate and Tira waving them over to where they had saved a few seats, and there was another one free near by that Alfred could take. " Come on," she said and dragged everyone over there. " Tell me she's not going to be teaching us. . . ever," Marron said. " I hope not," Gaav said. " She's the lab assistant, so she shouldn't be doing much but helping him grade and with the labs. . . the Gods help us if she is teaching anything," Phibrizio said. " I said be quite!," Eris screamed from the front of the room. Everyone shut up and turned around to face the bored. When the bell rang, Rezo walked in and smiled. " I see I have such well behaved students," he grinned. Eris nodded at him then glared at the students, as if daring them to try anything. " Well, I guess I'll start with calling roll. . . you can chat quietly till I'm done," he said. Tira turned to Alfred," I'm Tira, and this is my big sister Chocolate. Who are you?" " I'm Alfred. . . are all the teachers as psycho as that one?" " No, not the ones we had yesterday, anyhow. I'm Marron and that's my older brother Carrot." " I hope this isn't a trend with our teachers from now on. . . I'm Gateau, by the way." " It's nice to meet all of you. . . I hope we don't have to put up with her all the time," Alfred sighed. " Neither do I," Viv nodded. A second later, Rezo started class. After some 'introductions' were made, he handed out text books and asked everyone to read chapter one, and answer the questions at the end of the chapter, then they would go over lab procedures. . . Soon. . . " When we do have a lab, which will be quite often, Eris will be doing the teaching, and helping you with any problems you have," Rezo said. All the students paled considerably. " So, why don't all of you get to know Eris a little better before class is over? I have to go see Principle Shabranigdo about something," Rezo said then he left. " Well," Eris said, " none of you will ever misbehave in this class will you?" " Nope," Carrot said. " Good. Now all of you be quite for the last few minutes of class. . . I have to clean the lab equipment. . . " Luckily the bell rang in about five minutes, give or take a few, and everyone bolted. " No running in the halls!," Eris yelled after them. " By the Gods. . . lab assistants are evil," Ashram sighed as the whole class headed down the hall. Everyone started to laugh. " History is next, right?," Misty asked. " Yep," Brock nodded. " Did you guys say you were going to History?," Lina asked as the group passed her. " Yep Miss Lina," Deedlet grinned. " Could you give this to your teacher?," Lina asked and handed them a packet of papers. " Sure," Pirotess said and took the packet. " Why can't you take it?," James asked. Lina paled. " No reason. . . you guys were just headed down there and. . . bye!," Lina stammered then bolted down the hall, leaving a trail of smoke behind her. " This is not a good sign," Jessie said. " It might be the fruitcake?," Deep Sea suggested. " No. . . she has no qualms about bashing Xellos- kun's head in when ever it suits her," Zelas said. Viv suddenly stared back the way they came and yelled, " Oniichan!" then she bolted down the hall faster then Lina had a second before. " Lina doesn't have an Oniichan. . . ," Gaav said. " I think Viv is running from Valgarv," Chocolate suggested. " But Lina dose have a Oneesan. . . ," Dynast said, " and we all know she's scared to death of her big sister. . . " " If you're right, we have the coolest History teacher! Come on!," Phibrizio said and headed down the hall. Everyone else followed. Valgarv smiled from down the hall, " You can run, Viv, but eventually, I'll catch you. . . you should know that by now." Outside the History room. . . Viv was leaning against the wall catching her breath and waiting for the others to get there. She didn't have long to wait. " Have you gone in yet?," Ash asked. Viv shook her head. " Val didn't follow us if that's what you're worried about," Deedlet smiled. " Come on. Phibrizio seems to think our History teacher is going to be cool." " Why?," Viv asked. " Just go in, and hope we're right," Deep Sea said as everyone headed into the classroom. A woman with shoulder length light purple hair was standing behind the desk. Her bangs covered her eyes and she was in a waitress uniform with a Pikachu on the apron. There was an ornate lance leaning against a wall that looked like it could do some serious damage. " Hello everyone," the woman smiled. " Lina asked us to give this to you," Pirotess said and gave her the packet. " My little sister is still afraid to come near me, huh?," Luna shook her head, " I'm not even mad at her anymore. . . oh well. . . I wont force her to talk to me. Will you all please take your seats? I am Miss Luna Inverse, but you can call me just plain old Luna if you want. I'll be teaching you history, and I supposed you're going to need a text book first off." After handing out text books, taking role, and a bunch of chit chat, Luna started to go over what the first chapter was about. . . the creation of the world and the Demon King and Dragon God's fight. " How come the Demon King and Dragon God don't have names?," Carrot asked. " Um. . . because the Lords of Nightmares didn't give them one?," Luna suggested. She couldn't very well blurt out that the two principles were the above mentioned Demon King and Dragon God. " Oh," Carrot said, taking Luna's answer without too much more pestering. Luna sighed with relief. " Now, your assignment it to read chapter one, do these worksheets, and study any of the 'key words' you don't know. That's not too hard, is it?," Luna asked. No one complained. " Good. Now, I'm going to go find my sister and try to get her to talk with me instead of running the other direction or burring herself in a tomb, okay? I can trust you all will be good, right?," as Luna asked this, she looked directly at Viv, Phibrizio, Zelas, Deep Sea, Dynast and Gaav. " Of course, Luna-san!," Gaav grinned. Luna shook her head but walked out anyway. " Why don't they have names?," Carrot asked again, this time to the rest of the class. " You expect us to know? Maybe they do but they just don't want a whole bunch of puny mortals knowing it and calling them up all the time or something," Phibrizio said with a shrug. Carrot started to protest but thought better of it and shut up. " Now, what to do we have next class?," Ashram asked. " Art, lunch, and then public speaking," James said after a quick look at his schedule. " So, Viv," Carrot said, " are you sure you don't want to go out on one little date? Zelas fell to my charms. . . " " Carrot, didn't you learn you lesson yesterday?," Phibrizio asked as his eye twitched. Carrot totally ignored him, and turned to Viv, took her hand, and kissed it. Viv slapped him, and Phibrizio's eye twitched again, he grabbed Gaav's sword, and began to chase Carrot around the room. " See what we mean by not hitting on Viv?," Dynast asked Alfred, who nodded as he watched Phibrizio chase Carrot and Chocolate and Tira chase Phibrizio trying to get him to leave 'Darling' alone. . . To be continued.