Who has to Work Together!? Prologue From his prison in the Astral Plane, Shabranigdo sighed. He was bored beyond belief in here! It had been centuries since he was 'reborn' and it would be centuries longer until he was 'reborn' again! Too long a wait….way to long of a wait! " There has to be some way out of this damn Astral Plane!," Shabranigdo snorted to himself as he began to think. There was nothing in his world that would work, the dragons had seen to that. Perhaps there was something that he could use in another world? Then it hit him. In a parallel world to his, one in which Mazoku didn't exist, and there were maybe three or four dragons, there were items known as Dragonballs. If one collected all of the Dragonballs, you were granted a wish by one of the eternal dragons. There were seven Dragonballs on an out of the way planet called Namek that was scarcely populated at all. Shabranigdo laughed. All he would have to do is send his Five Lords after the Dragonballs, then they could wish him back to life at full power. He was also pretty sure that the Namek Dragonballs granted three wishes, not just one. The first wish of course would be his rebirth, the second would be the death of Ceifeed, and as a reward, his Lords could decide the third wish among themselves. It was a perfect plan! " Shabby, Shabby, Shabby," a silky female voice giggled from behind him. " Hello, L-Sama. How may I help you today? Or tonight as the case may be. You lose track of time in here," Shabranigdo sighed. " I'll admit, sending your Lords after the Dragonballs is a decent plan, but do you actually think I'm going to let them, their Generals and Priests, your Knight, the rest of the family, and all of their 'friends' parade around on Namek looking for these things? There is no way they'd fail." " L-chaaaaaaaaaannnn!," Shabranigdo whined, " Come on! Let me do this! I'm sick a and tired of being stuck in here!!!!!!" " No. There is no way in Hell I'm going to allow practically fifty people look for those Dragonballs," L-Sama said. " Phibrizio would allow it." " Don't get smart with me, Shabby." " Sorry," Shabranigdo sighed, " How about if I just sent the Lords and ordered them not to take anyone else along?" L-Sama started to laugh. Hard. " Those five? Work together without minions and such? Yeah right! That's the funniest thing I've heard in-hey, wait a sec….you're serious aren't you!" " Hai." " This will NEVER work. You're better off waiting to be reborn," L-Sama laughed. " Why are you so sure they'd fail? They are the most powerful Mazoku besides you and myself." " Well, for one thing, it is impossible for those five to get along. They barely get along when they want to, much less when they are ordered to. Phibrizio would try and order the others around. Xellas would want to go off on her own and ignore the others. Gaav would get impatient and lose his temper. Deep Sea Dolphin would get bored and find something to hold her interest, forgetting the mission entirely, and Dynast would go about things logically, and would go off by himself. Phibrizio would get ticked and blast the others since they wont listen to him. Gaav would blast him back, and they would fight. Xellas and Dynast would go off on their own, as would Gaav after Phibrizio kicked his butt. Deep Sea would be off in La La Land, and not really care about the fact that she was on a mission. After Phibrizio calmed down, he would gather the others up and take them home. End of story," L-Sama explained as she lit up a cigarette. " Okay…..but I'm still going to order them to get those Dragonballs for me!," Shabranigdo said. " Fine. You can send the Lords, but they have to do it alone! Just the five of them! If anyone else helps them gather the Dragonballs, I wont let their wishes be granted!" " Thank you, L-chan!," Shabranigdo said. " If you don't mind, I'm going to stay here with you and watch this fiasco, which is exactly what this mission is going to turn out to be!," L-Sama said. " Fine by me. I could use the company and the intelligent conversation," Shabranigdo said as he began to call out mentally to his Lords. Chapter I Phibrizio was lounging around in his newly remodeled throne room, contemplating how big he should make his new library, when he felt Shabranigdo's call. " I'll be back soon," he told Raya, Valgarv, Valterria, Phibby and PJ who were in the throne room with him, helping him put the finishing touches on his blue prints for the renovation. Then he vanished. " Where's he off to in such a hurry?," Valgarv asked his wife, who shrugged. " I don't know everything about Otoutosan," Raya said. Meanwhile at Gaav's Castle…. Gaav was beyond bored. He was beginning to wonder if maybe he should throw a get together instead of Xellas for once, when he felt Shabranigdo call him. " Finally! Something to do!," he yelled, " Be back soon!," he told Xelterria and Genie who were giving him odd looks as he vanished. " Where's Dad off to, Mom?," Genie asked. " I don't know," Xelterria said with a frown, " I hope nothing big is going on." On Wolf Pack Island….. Xellas was chugging down a bottle of red wine as fast as she could, when she felt Ruby Eye call her. She started to choke out of the surprise. Xellos pulled the bottle out of her mouth, while Kosha hit her on the back. " I'll *cough* be back *choke* soon *gag*," Xellas hacked as she disappeared. " Where's she off to?," Pika-baby wondered. " Raichu," Raichu shrugged. At the North Pole….. Dynast was reading a book in his library when he felt Shabranigdo's call. " What now?," Dynast sighed as he put a bookmark in his book, " I was just getting to a good part." " My Lord?," Grau asked. " I'll explain later," Dynast yawned as he disappeared with a flash. " Show off," Grou muttered, and Sherra rolled her eyes. In the Demon Sea…. Deep Sea Dolphin was taking a nap, and having a rather lovely nightmare when Ruby Eye's call woke her up. She fell out of bed with a thud. " Man! *yawn* That was a good nightmare!," she mumbled groggily, " Daksha! Siren! I'll be back soon! *stretch, yawn*," Deep Sea half yelled half yawned as she vanished. She didn't even bother to change out of her pajamas, and her Shabranigdo plushy was still tucked under her arm. In the Astral Plane… The Five Lords arrived at almost the same moment. Phibrizio had brought his blue prints along and was filing in measurements for his library. Gaav was actually in a good mood since he knew Shabranigdo would probably give him something to do, and even if it meant working with his 'siblings', it was better then sitting around the castle. Xellas was still choking, coughing and gagging because of the wine, Dynast looked board, (that is until he began to think about Phibby in her adult form) and Deep Sea Dolphin yawned and rubbed sleep out of her eyes as she played with her Shabranigdo doll. " What a bunch they are," L-Sama said with a giggle. " Oh shut up," Shabranigdo rolled his eyes as he appeared before his Lords. " You called us, Shabranigdo-sama?," Gaav asked. " Hai. I have a mission for you," he said. Then he got an annoyed look on his face when he noticed Gaav was the only one paying any attention to him. Xellas was busy clearing her throat, Phibrizio continued to write on his blue prints, Deep Sea was playing some ridiculous game with her doll, and Dynast looked as though he was in deep thought, " HEY!," Shabranigdo roared. The four Lords that weren't paying attention now were, " Thank you. I said I have a mission for you." " How may we serve you, my Lord?," Phibrizio asked. That was more like it, Shabranigdo thought, then to the Lords he said, " I want you to collect seven Dragonballs for me." " Excuse me?," Xellas asked with a giggle. " Pervert!!!!!," Deep Sea yelled. " Xellas!," Shabranigdo yelled, and Beastmaster shut up, " The Dragonballs are in a world parallel to this one, on a small barely populated planet called Namek. When you collect all seven, you will be granted three wishes by one of the Eternal Dragons. The first wish will be for me to be brought back to life at full strength, the second, is for the death of Ceifeed, and the third is up to you five to decided. Is the mission clear?" " Hai. This will be no problem," Gaav smiled. " Let's round everyone else up, even Lina and company, and meet back at my place. Then we can go," Xellas said. " Oh yes, there is one more thing," Shabranigdo said. " Hai?," Dynast asked. " You five have to do this on your own. No help from anyone. These orders are from L-Sama. If anyone else helps you gather the Dragonballs, your wishes will not be granted. So, no help from anyone," Shabranigdo smiled. " NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," all five Mazoku Lords screamed. Deep Sea fainted, Xellas pulled out her cigarettes and began to smoke like a woman possessed, Dynast began to freak out, Phibrizio began to whine and act like how old he looked, and Gaav just stared at Shabranigdo in shock. " Why me? Why do these things always happen to me?," Shabranigdo wondered to himself as he shook his head. Else where on the Astral Plane… L-Sama was laughing again. It had taken a nanosecond for the Lords to start spazing when they found out they had to work alone. " Man, this is going to be more fun then I've ever had messing around with these five!," she giggled, " This is going to be better then that dumb third Mazoku/Dragon war!" Meanwhile…. " Enough!," Shabranigdo yelled, " You WILL do this! Is that understood by all of you! I want this done, and I want this done right!" " Hai, Shabranigdo-sama," the Lords sighed. " Do you have any questions before you leave?" " How are we going to get there?," Gaav asked. " Zone's Ruin. I've already told him you're coming," Shabranigdo said. " What are we supposed to tell out Generals, Priests and any of the others who live with us?," Phibrizio asked. " Just tell them you have a mission to do that you don't need their help with." " Aneki wont buy that," Phibrizio sighed to himself. " Um, what if one of the wishes can't be granted?," Xellas said, " You did say a dragon would be granting the wishes, what if they can't kill Ceifeed?" " I doubt that will happen, but if it does, wish for something that will wreak havoc on the humans," Shabranigdo sighed. " How long do we have?," Dynast asked. " As long as you need to get all seven Dragonballs." " Do we have to work together?," Deep Sea asked. " YES! No get going!," Shabranigdo roared as he vanished. " Great. Go and tell the others where you'll be if you need to," Phibrizio said, " Then we'll meet up in the library of Zone's Ruin." The Lords nodded and vanished simultaneously. Chapter II Phibrizio reappeared in his throne room. " What's up?," Raya smiled. " I'm going to be gone for a while. I have a mission to do. If anything comes up and you five have to leave, activate the new security system so the souls and such can't get in the palace. Everyone knows how to run things while I'm gone. They did it for over fifty years or so before." " Where are you going?," PJ asked. " I'll explain everything when I get back. I don't have time now," Phibrizio sighed and vanished again. " I'm following him," Raya said. Then she was gone. " Me too," PJ said and vanished as well. " Great!," Valgarv and Phibby yelled at the same time. " Come on. We have to get them before they cause problems for Uncle Phibrizio," Valterria said. Then he, his father, and Phibby vanished too. " Hello, Mistress," Xellos grinned as Beastmaster appeared in her library. " Look, I have a mission and will be gone for a while. The two of you are free to do what you want until I get back. Just make sure you let the wolves out if you are going to leave the island for an extended period of time," Xellas said, " See you soon." " Are the wolves out?," Pika-baby asked as she jumped up on Kosha's shoulder. " Hai," Xellos said as he picked up Raichu. " Lets go see where our Mistress was off to in such a hurry," Kosha giggled as the four followed Xellas. " Where have you been!," Xelterria demanded as Gaav reappeared, " There isn't another war, is there?" " No. Nothing that serious," Gaav laughed, " but I do have a mission and I'm going to be gone for a while. All of you can do whatever you want. The castle doesn't need anyone guarding it or anything." " Where are you going? You better not get yourself killed!," Xelterria said as she hugged her husband. Gaav smiled and kissed Xelterria, " Don't worry, love," he told her, " Genie, be good for your Mom." " Sure thing, Dad!," Genie smiled as her father vanished. " Well?," Vallos asked. " I'm ready!," Genie giggled. " Ready for what?," Xelterria asked. " Following Gaav, of course!," Vallos winked at his sister as he and Genie vanished. " Oh!," Xelterria said and stomped her foot as her tail popped out, " Gaav's gonna be mad if he catches them! I have to get them!," she yelled to a now empty throne room as she vanished. Deep Sea went back to her castle and changed, dropped of her Shabby doll, and left. She didn't think she had anything to worry about, after all, her castle was below an ocean, and Siren was in charge. What could go wrong? Dynast didn't even go back to his castle, he just went straight to Zone's Ruin after leaving the Astral Plane. He knew Sherra, Grou and Grau could handle things without him telling them he was going to be gone. Plus it was none of their business where he went anyway. He did think of going to tell Phibby he was leaving, since they sort of were a couple, but he figured she would know that if her father was on an important mission, than the other Lords would be too. Soon…. " Are we ready?," Xellas asked. " Hai. I found out from Zone before you got here where the portal is," Dynast said. " Let's go then," Phibrizio said as the Lords left the library. While the Lords were talking, Xellos, Kosha, Pika-baby and Raichu sat in one balcony, PJ, Raya, Valgarv, Valterria, and Phibby in another, and Genie, Vallos and Xelterria in third. As soon as they Lords left, all three groups ran down to the main floor. " What are all you doing here?," PJ asked. " The same thing all of you are doing, I should think," Xellos giggled. " They're going to be pissed if the find us!," Xelterria said. " So? We can follow and avoid them at the same time," Kosha said, " Let's go or we're going to lose them." With that, she, Xellos, Pika-baby, Raichu, PJ, Raya, Genie and Vallos headed after the Lords. " Come on. We better follow them to keep em' out of trouble!," Valgarv said as he, Valterria, Phibby, and Xelterria followed the others. Phibrizio: Hello all! Now, I'm sure some of you are wondering what Dragonballs are. Viv told me to explain everything to you real quick. Now, if you watch Dagonball Z, you already know all the stuff I'm about to tell you, so just skip over what I'm going to say and read what Viv has to tell you after I finish my explanation. Now, this story is a Slayers/Dragonball Z crossover, but I'm sure you knew that already. Anywho, if a person or group collects all the Dragonballs on a planet, they are granted wishes. There are seven on the planet Namek where we Lords are headed to, and the Namek Dragonballs grant three wishes, not just one. As for the Dragonball Z characters Viv is bringing in, they are broken up into three groups, and all three groups are trying to get the Dragonballs. The first group is made up of one person: the Saiyan Prince Vegeta. He wants the Dragonballs to wish for immortality, and he's a villain. ^_^ I'll tell you what Saiyans are later. Group number two is another group of villains. ^_^ This group is lead by a guy named Frieza, and he has two henchmen, Zarbon and Dodoria. Frieza also wants to wish for immortality. The third group is the heroes. The good guys are Gohan, (he's ½ Saiyan and ½ human) Bulma and Krillin (they're humans) and Dende (he's a Namek.) Now you're probably going what are Saiyans and what are Nameks? Saiyans are an alien race who were almost wiped out when their planet was destroyed. The only ones who survived, survived because they weren't on the planet. If a Saiyan has its tail, he can turn into a giant ape monster when he looks at the full moon, but Vegeta and Gohan have lost their tails. Nameks, are of course from Namek. They are green and only drink water. They are an asexual species, so there aren't any males or females. They all look and sound like guys, though. Well, there you have it. A quick explanation of Dragonball Z! Now, on to Viv! Viv: Thank you, Phibrizio, for that short and totally impromptu lecture on Dragonball Z. You could have at least planned what you were going to say, you know! Phibrizio: Sorry, Viv. I can explain it again, if you want. Viv: That's okay….. Xellos: You should be nicer to him, Viv after all he is your boyfriend. Viv: XELLOS!!!!! FIREBALL!!!!!! Xellos: That hurt, Viv-kun. Viv & Phibrizio: You deserved it! Xellos: Whatever. *smiles his mischievous grin ™* Viv: Xellos, what are you planning? Wait. I don't even want to know. Why don't you go bug Vegeta? Xellos: Bug Vegeta! Yeah right! He's the male version of you! Phibrizio: Nani? Xellos: Take Vegeta, and take away his Saiyan powers. Then give him the ability to use magic. Then turn him into an Ancient Dragon with a slight Mazoku taint. Then make him female. You now have Viv! Viv: You think I act like Vegeta! Really? COOL! He's my second favorite character from Dragonball Z! Phibrizio: *mutters* Whose your favorite, then? Viv: Piccolo. Xellos: Jealous, Phibrizio-sama? Phibrizio: Shut-up! Xellos: Oh, I think I hit a nerve. *giggle* Phibrizio: XELLOS!!!! Hey! Get back here now! That's an order! I'm gonna tell Xellas that you aren't listing to me! Phibrizio and Xellos run off. Viv: Finally. Now, where was I? I don't think I'd even gotten a chance to start what I needed to say. Well, here it goes. I know everyone's probably going, how in gay Hell did Shabby-chan find out about the Dragonballs? Well, I'm going to say, in my stories, the Astral Plane connects all of L-Sama's worlds, and for the sake of the story, the Dragonball Z world is one of L-chan-I mean L-Sama's worlds!*_^ Now, back to the story! Chapter III " Everything's backwards," Deep Sea Dolphin muttered. " What are you talking about?," Dynast asked. " Well, the sky and water are green and the grass and plants are blue. It's backwards," Deep Sea said, " Okay. Anyway, we better not just stand here. We should find some place to sit down and figure out how we're going to get the Dragonballs," Phibrizio said. " We have to walk," Dynast said as Xellas began to float. " Why?," Xellas asked. " We don't know what kind of people live here. If they can't fly, and they see us flying, we'll scare them," Dynast said, " Or they'll worship us as Gods." " So?," Gaav asked, " They'd be treating us with the respect we deserve. Big deal." " I think it would be best if we kept a low profile until we figure out what to do," Dynast said. " Fine," Xellas said as she landed, " Come on. I don't want to stand around like an idiot." " This way," Phibrizio said and began to lead the others off. Back at Zone's Ruin….. " If we just go through the portal, and all five of them are still standing there, we'll be caught!," Xelterria yelled. " Okay, so send someone out first. I say you since you're Gaav-sama's wife," Kosha said. " Mom!," Raya yelled. " What? It's true!," Kosha said with a shrug. " How about we just stick our heads through first? Then we can see if they're there or not," Xellos suggested. " Go for it, Uncle Xellos," PJ said. " Very funny," Xellos rolled his eyes. " Why don't we send one of the Pokemon?," Valterria suggested, " They're the smallest." " Hey!," Pika-baby yelled. " Rai!," Raichu yelled. " He has a point," Vallos said with an evil grin as he picked up Pika-baby. " HEY! Put me down! I don't wanna look!!!!!," Pika-baby yelled as Vallos shoved her towards the portal. " Shut up or they'll hear you!," Phibby shouted just as Vallos stuck Pika-baby's head through the portal. A minute or so later, Vallos pulled her back through. " PIKACHU!," Pika-baby yelled as she fried Vallos. Then she kicked him in the nose, " That's what you get for sticking me through that portal!" " What did you see?," Valgarv asked her as he pulled Vallos up. " The Lords walking off. They were already pretty far away and I don't think they'd notice us if we went through now." " Lets go then!," Genie yelled as she jumped through the portal. " GENIE!," Valterria yelled, " Here we go again! To bad Tallen isn't here, huh PJ?" " I am," a voice said from behind the group. Everyone whirled around to see Tallen standing there, " PJ called me telepathically, and I decided to tag along." " Let's go!," PJ yelled as he jumped through too. Phibby, Valterria, Pika-baby and Tallen followed him. " Vallos, wake up," Valgarv said as he shook his son. " Nani?," Vallos asked as he woke up. " We're going," Valgarv told his son. " And we better hurry before those seven get into trouble," Xellos giggled as the rest of the group jumped through the portal. Chapter IV It was a normal enough day for Vegeta. He was looking for the Dragonballs as usual, flying through Namek's green sky. Then he felt an amazing surge of evil power. " Frieza? No. That's way to high for him and his cronies," Vegeta muttered, " Those weaklings from Earth aren't evil and neither are these pathetic Nameks. I wonder who it could be?," he wondered as he scanned the ground below him. The he saw them. It was a rather large group of what looked like humans, and there were two small animals with them too. Vegeta scowled, " Humans! I think I'll take a closer look." As Vegeta came closer, he could tell that at least one of the females wasn't a human. She had a silverish white tail with a ridiculous red bow tied to the end of it. The power coming from several of the members of the group was outstanding. Vegeta stopped when he was close enough to get a scanner reading. " Hmmm. The animals are at an even 1000 apiece. The woman with the tail is at 30,000. The girl with the red hair is at 26,000, and the two kids are at 40,000 apiece. The man with the purple hair is at 50,000, and the girl with purple hair is at 35,000. The woman with black hair is at 40,000. The man with the blonde hair is at 35,000 and the guy with the purple and turquoise hair is at 35,000 as well. WHAT!!!!! The man with the turquoise hair and horn is at 100,000 and the man with the straight turquoise hair is at 140,000! Impossible!!!!!" (Phibrizio: Okay, for all you people who just got confused beyond belief trying to figure out who had what numbers, here's a simplified version. Pika- baby and Raichu are at 1000. Xelterria is at 30,000. Genie is at 26,000. Phibby and PJ are at 40,000. Xellos is at 50,000. Raya is at 35,000. Kosha is at 40,000. Tallen and Vallos are at 35,000. Valgarv is at 100,000 and Valterria is at 140,000) (Viv: And for all you people who are wondering what that means, the number rates how powerful you are. The higher the number the better.) " Who are these people?," Vegeta wondered as he landed behind a rock formation that was near the group so he could heat what was going on. " Genie! Don't walk so fast or we'll catch up with them," the man with the 140,000 power level whined to the red head. " Oh get over it, Valterria!," Genie yelled. " Genie, he has a point, you know," the little girl said. " What is it, Phibby?," Genie yelled. " If we catch up to them, they're gonna KILL us!," Valterria said. " Or just hurt us seriously," the little boy quipped. " PJ! Shut-up!," Phibby yelled. " What to you think, Grandpa Xellos?," Genie asked the man with purple hair. " Sore wa himitsu desu!," Xellos giggled. " Daddy!," the purple hair girl scolded. " A family?," Vegeta wondered. " What about the rest of you?," Genie demanded, " Uncle Vallos? Grandma Kosha? Pika- baby? Raichu? Grandpa Valgarv? Grandma Raya? Tallen? Even you, Mom?," as Genie questioned everyone, she looked at them, and Vegeta 'cataloged' their names, faces and power levels. " Genie, if your father catches us-," Genie's mother began. " Xelterria, come on!," PJ yelled, " You don't have anything to worry about! Gaav wouldn't let anyone touch you, or Genie." " Like Phibrizio would let anyone hurt Raya, PJ or Phibby?," Xellos said with an evil smirk, " Like Dynast wouldn't let anyone hurt Phibby? Like my Mistress wouldn't let anyone touch me?" " Point taken, Xellos," Tallen said, " Let's all just face it." " If we get caught, we're toast," Valterria said. " Someone can 'toast' him?!," Vegeta wondered, " If he's worried with his power level so high, these people must be as powerful as Frieza! Maybe more!" " I guess you're right," Genie sighed, " I just wish we knew what they were doing here!" " Yeah," PJ sighed, " I don't like it when Father runs off like this. He didn't even tell Aunt Raya where he was going!" " Look, Otoutosan doesn't tell me everything, contrary to popular belief," Raya sighed, " He is my Master, after all, and I serve him just like Sherra serves Dynast-sama, Vallos serves Gaav-sama, Father serves Xellas-sama and Daksha serves Deep Sea Dolphin- sama." " I suppose you're right," Tallen sighed. " Hmmm. They are following another group…their masters they say. One of them is Genie's father, and another is PJ's, and probably Phibby's too. And PJ's father is also Raya's little brother. Odd, you figure she would be the one who is 'master' not her little brother. Perhaps only males have power on their planet," Vegeta thought, " No. That isn't right. Xellos said 'my mistress' earlier. So his master must be a female. I have to find this other group!" " Let's go. We can keep a good pace, but we can't go fast," Valterria said. Just then, Vegeta took to the air, " What the Hell!?" " He was spying on us!," Raya yelled. Vegeta stopped and turned around. " Be quite woman! Or when I find the group your following, I may just tell them you're here, because you obviously aren't supposed to be!," Vegeta laughed. " He's mine!," Valterria roared as he let his wings burst out of his back, ripping his shirt to ribbons. " What…," Vegeta wondered as Valterria took off. Valterria grinned an evil grin, " I would run if I were you, you're not going to like what I have planned." " Saiyans do not run from battle!," Vegeta roared. " Have it your way," Valterria shrugged as he began to chat, " Dragon of Darkness which sleeps in the inferno, lend me your roar to burn my enemies to ashes! GAAV FLARE!!!!!" Vegeta gulped as a red flaming ball of energy came flying towards him. He was barley able to dodge. " Use the Dragon Slave!," Genie yelled. " No! Use the Giga Slave!," Vallos yelled, " Works every time!" " How would you know?," Xelterria asked. " Um…I kind of cast it when you almost got killed during the war…it killed everyone but me, you Grandpa Xellos and Uncle Phibrizio," Vallos muttered. " WHAT!," Xelterria roared. " Urusai! (shut up)," Valterria shouted, " I'm trying to concentrate here!" Vegeta laughed, " Letting your comrades interfere with your battle? Perhaps you aren't as strong as I thought." " How would you like them as your brother and sister?," Valterria asked. " Hey!," Vallos and Xelterria yelled. " He has a point," PJ giggled. Raya smacked him. " Baka! Don't talk about my kids!," Raya yelled. " Hai, Aunt Raya." Phibby smiled and opened her mouth to say something. " Can it, Phibby. We don't have time to listen to you and your brother argue," Valgarv said. " Good call, love," Raya giggled. " Are all of you related!," Vegeta yelled. " Almost," Xellos giggled, " Pika-baby, Raichu and Tallen aren't blood related to us, but are like family." " I pity you," Vegeta told Valterria. " Look, could you possibly tell us where we are?," Valterria asked, " because we have no clue." " I will help you, if you teach me that fireball attack, and of the other attacks your comrades spoke of," Vegeta said. " We can't teach you the Giga Slave, but we can show you some other powerful spells," Valterria smiled. " How many do you know?," Vegeta asked. " Collectively?," Xellos said, " Probably around 4,000. How many will we be able to teach you? Maybe fourteen. How many WILL we teach you? Depends on how much you help us." " I will help you, then," Vegeta said, then he thought to himself, " These new attacks will help me in finding the Dragonballs!" Chapter V " We still have no clue what we are doing, my feet are starting to hurt, and we haven't even seen any sign of a town!," Xellas yelled. " For one thing, look at those shoes! No wonder your feet hurt!," Gaav snickered. " Urusai, baka," Xellas muttered. " Look, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised it Aneki followed me," Phibrizio said, " So no matter what we're going to do, we have to do it fast." " And if Raya came, my bets are she's not alone," Dynast said, " If she rounded up all the Generals and Priests, we're looking at at least thirteen people. I'm sure PJ, Phibby, Valterria and Genie came too. I'm betting Raichu and Pika-baby tagged along, and Tallen might be there as well since he and PJ are best friends. That puts us in the neighborhood of twenty people following us. Maybe more, maybe less." " Ugh," Deep Sea muttered. " KRILLIN!," a female voice suddenly rang out. " People!," Xellas cried joyfully. " Let's go see if they know anything about the Dragonballs," Gaav said. " How? We aren't exactly the most friendly looking bunch," Dynast pointed out. " Phibrizio is," Deep Sea said. " Yeah! Phibrizio! Go play the innocent little kid!," Xellas urged. " Fine, fine!," Phibrizio giggled, " You guys wait here!" " Don't cha just love the fact that he looks like a ten year old?," Deep Sea smiled as Phibrizio walked over the ridge. Phibrizio almost died of laughter when he saw the group he was supposed to get information from. There was a woman with greenish hair screaming at a short bald man. (Phibrizio assumed the man was Krillin.) There were two kids, on with black hair and one had green skin and two antenna sticking out of his forehead. " They haven't seen me yet," Phibrizio grinned and ran back down to the others. " Well?," Xellas asked. " Most of them look like a bunch of mindless humans, but a kid down there has green skin and is probably native this planet," Phibrizio said, " I don't think me playing the little lost kid is going to work unless we tell them that we are from another dimension and say we got lost in Zone's Ruin." " Alright," Dynast sighed, " You act like you have no clue where you are, and freak out about the one with green skin. Say some gibberish about falling through a thing your 'daddy' called a portal and landing here. You wandered off when the portal disappeared, and finally found them." " Got cha," Phibrizio said, " I assume you and Deep Sea will play my parents?" " Yep," Deep Sea grinned. " What are Xellas and I supposed to do?," Gaav asked. " Xellas, you're Deep Sea's sister and Gaav, you're her husband," Phibrizio said. " Xelterria is gonna flip when she finds out," Gaav muttered. " We won't tell her, then," Xellas smiled evilly, " I assume we're keeping our names?" " Hai," Phibrizio smiled, " Now all of you hold still." " Why?," Gaav asked as Phibrizio cast a spell. " There. Now we've hidden our magical presence and such. If these people use magic or rate powers, we'll look like normal humans," Phibrizio grinned, " Until we blow them sky high with the Giga Slave, that is." Deep Sea giggled, " We'll give it a few minutes for you to get acquainted with your new friends, then we'll run in and have a wonderful family reunion." " See you soon then, Mom," Phibrizio chuckled as he headed back over the ridge, preparing to act how old he looked. " Come one," Dynast said, " We'll come in from the left, not from straight in like Phibrizio did." With that, he, Deep Sea Dolphin, Gaav and Xellas disappeared. As Phibrizio came over the ridge he took a deep breath, " Here goes nothing," he thought and yelled, " Hey! I lost my Mommy and Daddy in a weird old ruin! Can you help me, please!" All four people looked up in amazement. " How'd the kid get here?," the bald man asked. " Aw, lighten up Krillin. He said he's lost," Gohan said. " There aren't any 'ruins' on Namek," the little green kid said. " Time for the water works," Phibrizio sighed to himself, then he started to cry, " But we were in a ruin! I fell through the thing my Daddy called a portal! Then I landed here, and the portal thingamajig disappeared, now I'm lost and I want my Mommy!!!!," Phibrizio wailed. " Okay," Dende muttered. " You're green!!!!!!," Phibrizio screamed. " Oh, he's good," Gaav chuckled to the others, who nodded. " Don't cry!," the woman said, " Dende wont hurt you, and I'm sure we can help you find the portal again! I'm Bulma, what's your name." " I'm Phibrizio," Phibrizio whimpered. " Hi!," the little boy smiled, " I'm Gohan, and this is my friend Krillin." " What about the green guy?," Phibrizio said. " Oh, that's Dende. Don't worry. He wont hurt you!," Krillin smiled. " Phibrizio! Phibrizio, where are you!," Deep Sea's voice rang out. " Mommy!," Phibrizio yelled, " Mommy! I'm over here!" " Phibrizio!," Dynast yelled as he, Deep Sea, Gaav and Xellas came into view. " Mommy! Daddy! Aunt Xellas! Uncle Gaav!," Phibrizio yelled as he ran over to them. Deep Sea hugged him, " I was so worried!" " I take it you're the parents?," Bulma asked, " How dare you lose your child! It's dangerous around here!" " Ma'am could you possibly tell us where exactly here is? We come from a parallel dimension to this one, and we got lost in a ruin that has portals to different worlds. Phibrizio got to close to one and fell through. By the time we got through after him, he was gone. We've been searching for him for hours," Dynast said, " By the way, I'm Dynast, and this is my wife Deep Sea Dolphin." " You can call me Deep Sea," Deep Sea Dolphin smiled. " I'm Deep Sea's sister, Xellas, and this is my husband, Gaav," Xellas smiled, " Thank you so much for watching after my nephew." " He just found us, actually," Bulma grinned, then she introduced herself and her friends to the Lords. " So, what world do you all come from?," Krillin asked, " Since I doubt it's where people go when they die." " Huh?," Phibrizio said, honestly confused. Krillin smiled. " I knew it, you actually come from another dimension," Krillin chuckled, " When someone dies in our world, the go to the next dimension, and there fate is chosen there." " You have no Hell!," Phibrizio all but screamed, then after a small hesitation, he added, " Or heaven?" " No," Bulma answered. (Viv: yes, I know the whole 'next dimension' thing is only in the dubbed version of DBZ, but I put it in in case some people reading this haven't seen or read about the Japanese version of DBZ) " Anyhow, why are you here," Bulma asked. Phibrizio tugged on Deep Sea's skirt, signaling for her to lie. Deep Sea nodded at Dynast. " We weren't intending to come here. As I said, the ruin we came through has many portals to many worlds. We only came here because Phibrizio fell through the portal," Dynast said, " Where are we?" " The planet Namek," Dende said. " We have to get home," Gaav said. " We'll help," Gohan said. " But Gohan…," Krillin said. " The Dragonballs aren't going anywhere. We have to help these people get home!," Gohan said, " It's what my dad would do." " Thank you," Deep Sea said, as Phibrizio smiled. This was going to be easy! Chapter VI " I told you they could work together," Shabranigdo smiled. L-Sama shook her head, " They won't be able to hold this cover long. Expressly with the others following them. That Vegeta character is going to want to find the ones that are more powerful then his new found friends." " If the others are told not to interfere by the Lords, then they will not," Shabranigdo argued. " Perhaps," L-Sama chuckled, " You just better hope they don't find any Dragonballs while they are parading around with Vegeta!" Shabranigdo ground his teeth and hoped that the group following his Lords wouldn't stumble across any of those priceless Dragonballs! Meanwhile….. " Okay, so where are we?," Xellos asked. " Namek," Vegeta said. " Is there anything on Namek that is considered valuable or magical?," Raya asked. " Spell first, then I'll answer your question, woman," Vegeta grinned. " I don't appreciate you calling my wife 'woman'," Valgarv snapped, " And who the Hell are you, anyway?" " My name is Vegeta, Valgarv, and I am the Prince of all Saiyans!," Vegeta said. " How do you know his name?," PJ asked. " I heard them while Genie was whining," Vegeta smiled, " Now, teach me that spell!" " Um, we can't teach you that specific one," Xelterria said, " but we can teach you one that's similar." " Where's Lina when you need her?," Xellos giggled. " Where's my mother with her mace when you need her?," Valgarv rolled his eyes. Tallen smiled and pulled out his mace and smacked Xellos over the head. " Hey!," Kosha and Raya both yelled. " Thanks, Tallen," Valgarv smiled. " Anytime," Tallen smiled back. " Anyway," Genie sighed. " Do they do that often?," Vegeta asked. " Um…just about every nanosecond," PJ laughed. " Now, on to teaching Vegeta the Fireball spell," Xellos said as he began to float, " I assume you have never used magic before, ne?" " No," Vegeta said, " I thought so," Xellos sighed, " Hmmm. All right, we'll just dive in headfirst I suppose. Here's the incantation. You have to memorize it first: 'Source of all, Crimson fire burning bright, Fireball!' It helps if you yell 'fireball' since it's the trigger word." " I just say the words?," Vegeta said skeptically, eyebrow raised. " Kosha, love, do show our friend how it is done," Xellos grinned. " Hai!," Kosha smiled and ran over to Vegeta, " Watch me, now!," she laughed, " Source of all, Crimson fire burning bright, FIREBALL!!!!" A huge fireball shot from Kosha's hand and blew up a near by rock formation. " Excellent!," Vegeta smiled. " Your turn!," Kosha winked. Vegeta nodded and held his hands in front of him. " Concentrate!," Xellos smiled. Vegeta nodded and began to chant, " Source of all, Crimson fire burning bright, FIREBALL!!!," Vegeta roared, and a fireball shot from his hand, and engulfed a tree in flames, " It wasn't as big as hers was," he scowled. " I've been doing this far longer then you have," Kosha said, " And for your first try, that was excellent!" " All right then, now, as I was saying, is there anything of value here on Namek?," Raya asked. " Only the Dragonballs," Vegeta said. " Excuse me!?," Tallen and Valterria both yelled. PJ started to laugh so hard he fell down. " What's so funny?," Vegeta asked. " They're dragons," Kosha said, " Anywho, what are these Dragonballs?" " If you collect all seven, you are granted three wishes," Vegeta said. " Wishes? What would the Lords need wishes for?," Pika-baby asked. It hit everyone (but Vegeta, of course) at the same time, " Shabranigdo!," they all yelled. " Shabby who?" " Shabranigdo! He's the king of the Mazoku race! Which is what most of us are," Valgarv said, " He's been trapped in the Astral Plane since his body was destroyed. But I've never even heard of this place! How would the Lords know of the Dragonballs?" " They all ran off for a meeting before they left, right?," Phibby said and everyone nodded, " I bet Shabranigdo-sama himself gave them the mission!" " I don't think L-Sama would let him do that! There's no way they'd fail!," Tallen said. " We weren't supposed to come along, though," Valterria muttered, " If I were one of the Mazoku Lords, the first thing I would have done was round up my General and Priest, plus whoever else lived with me. Then I would have gotten Lina and all of the gang. Then I would have meet up with the others, and set off." " Yeah! I bet L-Sama wouldn't let all of us come! If everyone came there would have been almost fifty people looking for the Dragonballs!," PJ said. " So Shabranigdo-sama made a deal with L- Sama," Xellos mused, " The five Lords could go on the mission, alone without any minions, and if they succeeded, L-Sama would allow them to wish Shabranigdo back, and my guess is at full power. You know, all seven pieces united once more." " There are still two other wishes!," Genie said, " I doubt Shabranigdo would allow them to decide the other two!" " One is most likely the death of Ceifeed or something that is equally devastating to the 'good' side," Kosha said, " and Shabranigdo would have to rewarded the Lords for doing this! They NEVER work together without the rest of us there or just going through minions!" " Yeah, they had a hard time getting along through the war for crying out loud, and almost all of us were there!," Vallos said. " I bet the third wish if for the Lords to decide," Xelterria said. " WHAT THE #$&%$% ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?!?!," Vegeta demanded. " Oh, sorry!," Phibby said, " In our world there are two other races besides humans, the Dragons and the Mazoku. We've been enemies since the beginning of time. Shabranigdo is the king of the Mazoku. Ceifeed is the king of the Dragons. Under Shabranigdo are The Five Mazoku Lords, who are the most powerful of all the Mazoku except Shabranigdo- sama himself. The most powerful of the Lords is Hellmaster Phibrizio. He's PJ's dad, and mine and he controls Hell. Then there is the Chaos Dragon Gaav. He is Genie's dad and Xelterria is his wife. Then comes Dynast Grausherra. He is the ruler of the North, and is kinda my boyfriend. After him comes Deep Sea Dolphin. She rules over the ocean and is insane, even by Mazoku standards. Xellas Metallium is the youngest and weakest of the Lords. She is also known as Beastmaster." " Each of the Lords has a General and Priest, and they are fused with the Lord's power. Hellmaster's General is Valgarv, and his Priest is Raya. Gaav's General is Vallos, and his Priest is Xelterria. Dynast's General is Sherra, and he has two Priests, Grau and Grou. Deep Sea Dolphin's General is Siren, and her Priest is Daksha. Xellas has two people under her two, but they split the jobs evenly, she has Xellos, the Trickster Priest, and Kosha, the Trickster Priestess, who both live up to their titles," PJ said. " Then there is the Knight of Shabranigdo. Her name is Changer, and she is fused with Shabranigdo's powers, making her almost as powerful as the Lords," Kosha said, " Plus she's my mom!" " Then you have Genie, PJ, and Phibby, who are the Lords children. They get treated with as much respect as the Lords, and are basically on level with the Generals and Priests power wise," Tallen said. " Then you have me, Tallen and Filia," Valterria said, " Filia and Tallen are Golden Dragons that have basically ditched their people and aren't of Ceifeed's side, or Shabranigdo's side. And I'm the one of the few Ancient Dragons alive. I really don't have a side either." " So all of you are evil then?," Vegeta asked, " and are very important in the hierarchy of your race?" " Hai!," Raya giggled. " Didn't you call Hellmaster your little brother?," Vegeta asked. " I'll explain!," Xellos volunteered, and explained the 'Phibrizio Saga' to Vegeta. " Odd," Vegeta said. " Now, what are we supposed to do since we aren't supposed to be here, and chances are we aren't supposed to help the Lords?," Xellos asked. " The Lords are the people you're following!," Vegeta asked. " Hai!," PJ grinned. " I say we just keep following them," Kosha said, " We can always tell them what we've learned from Vegeta." " I think we just better follow them," Valterria said. " You know, they probably found a village or a group of people, and are having Otoutosan act how old he looks," Raya said. " What?," Vegeta asked. " Oh, Hellmaster looks like a ten year old, just like Phibby and PJ do," Genie said. " You aren't really ten then?," Vegeta asked. " Nope! I'm twenty-five!," Phibby grinned, " PJ's only eleven though." " Yeah, but I have the intelligence of an adult! Plus I have Soul Destroyer!" " Soul Destroyer?," Vegeta asked. PJ grinned and from out of nowhere, a giant double-bladed sword with glowing red blades appeared in his hand, " This is Soul Destroyer! My dad gave it to me and it's fused with some of his power! I can kill anything with this!" " He's not kidding, either. But he only uses it as a last resort because he likes to show off his magic powers!," Phibby said. " Anyhow, I say we look for the Lords," Pika- baby said. " Let's fly," Genie said as she took off her trench coat and let her wings appear. Valterria, Vallos, and Xelterria did the same, Tallen went to his dragon form, and Pika-baby and Raichu hopped up on his back, everyone else, including Vegeta began to hover. " They went this way!," Pika-baby said and pointed. Everyone flew off at top speed. Chapter VII Shabranigdo grinned smugly at L-Sama. " Okay! Okay! I didn't give them as much credit as I should have!," she sighed and threw her hands up over her head, " They're going to blow the Lords cover if they're not careful!" " So? Vegeta seams to know about the Dragonballs, and he can tell the Lords how to get them." " Yeah, after they teach him all the spells they can!," L-Sama snickered. " So? It's not like they're going to go off and teach him the Giga Slave or anything. The most damage they can do is to teach him the Dragon Slave," Shabranigdo pointed out. " I suppose," L-Sama sighed, " Pass me another soda, will you?" Meanwhile… " Dragonballs?," Dynast asked. " Oh, we have to collect the seven Dragonballs that are on this planet to wish our friends back to life," Krillin said. " How can you find them? Do you have a map or something?," Gaav asked. " Something like that!," Bulma said and held up an object that sort of looked like a watch, " This is Dragonradar!" " Do you have any of the Dragonballs yet?," Xellas wondered. " No…this guy named Frieza has five, and another one of our enemies, who is also against Frieza, has hidden another. We were just getting ready to leave to get the seventh one," Gohan sighed. " So there are three separate groups trying to get these Dragonballs?," Deep Sea Dolphin asked. " Yeah," Gohan said. " Why don't you just attack this Frieza guy and steal all of his Dragonballs? And do the same with this other guy?," Phibrizio wondered. " Frieza is way to powerful for us to beat. He has two henchmen that are powerful too," Dende sighed, " The other guy, Vegeta is also supper powerful." " Oh. Hey, why don't we hang around with you guys for a little bit and help you find the Dragonballs? Maybe we'll stumble upon the portal too," Dynast suggested. " Sure! We can use all the help we can get!," Bulma smiled. " You're gonna need help when we get through with you, buster!," Phibrizio thought to himself. Then he tugged on Deep Sea's skirt twice, signaling he had a plan, and the first chance they got, they needed to talk. " Hey, why don't we all eat before we head out?," Bulma said, " This way," she said as she walked into the cave, her friends followed. " Alright," Phibrizio said as soon as they were all out of ear shot, " First chance we get we steal that Dragonradar and go after this Frieza character, then we split up, two of us go for the remaining Dragonball, while the other three go after Vegeta!" " Got it," Gaav said. " Coming?," Gohan said as he stuck his head out of the cave entrance. " Sure!," Phibrizio smiled and he and the others went followed Gohan back into the cave. About three miles south of the cave… Vegeta and the others were flying through the air. " I bet the first people they came across was those pathetic earthlings," Vegeta said, " They are the only people I'm sensing in the direction we're headed." " Are they gullible and stupid?," Genie asked. " Hai," Vegeta said. " Then I bet the Lords were able to trick them!," Xellos giggled, " I bet Phibrizio is acting like a kid, Deep Sea and Dynast are his parents, and I bet Xellas and Gaav are pretending to be married and are Phibrizio's aunt and uncle!" " I bet they fell for it hook line and sinker!," Vegeta laughed, " We're almost there. Do you want to watch the Lords or what?" " We'll just watch," Valterria said. " Then we better land," Vegeta said as they neared the cave, " I want another spell for helping you." " Okay," Xellos said. " How about Recovery?," Tallen asked. " Recovery?," Raya laughed, " That white magic spell!" " Hai! You're a warrior, ne?," Tallen asked Vegeta. " Hai…," Vegeta said. " If you get injured it battle, you will be able to heal yourself, and your comrades, from the brink of death," Tallen said. " That spell will do," Vegeta said. " I will teach it to you then," Tallen smiled, " Here is the incantation: Blessed, humble hand of God, Breath of Mother Earth, I pray thee come before me, Show your compassion to this person and deliver them, Recovery!" " Okay, Tallen, now go bash your head in on that rock, and Vegeta can cast Recovery, and if you die, we know he didn't learn it, and Xellos can resurrect you as a Mazoku!," PJ said. " Nice try, PJ," Tallen rolled his eyes, " but I have a better idea," the Golden Dragon said as he pulled out a knife, " Vegeta, I'm going to cut my arm, then you can cast Recovery on the wound." Vegeta nodded as Tallen cut his arm. Then the Sayian price held his hand over the cut and began to chant, " Blessed, humble hand of God, Breath of Mother Earth, I pray thee come before me, Show your compassion to this person and deliver them, RECOVERY!!!!" The wound on Tallen's arm healed instantly. " You've learned another spell, Vegeta," Phibby smiled. Meanwhile in the cave… " Here you are," Bulma smiled as she served everyone food. " Thank you," Dynast smiled. Suddenly Phibrizio stood up and yelled, " Oh shit! They're here already!" Everyone stared at him. The Lords mostly because he had pretty much blown his cover, and the others because they assumed he was about ten or eleven, and he had just cussed. " Uh, heh," Phibrizio mumbled, embarrassed, " I left my imaginary friends outside, Mommy…" " Then go get them," Deep Sea said, " and bring mine in too." " Hai!," Phibrizio said and ran off. " She's kinda nuts, and he gets it from her," Gaav said with a shrug, and Dynast smacked him. Outside… " Aneki!," Phibrizio yelled, " Get out here! Along with the rest of you!" " Sorry, Otoutosan," Raya said sheepishly as she and her friends came out from behind the ridge. " Jeez! What is this the 'Let's all Follow the Lords and Piss Shabranigdo-sama Off Comity'?," Phibrizio rolled his eyes. " Sorry, Dad," Phibby sighed. " Whose they guy with the freaky hair?" " He's Vegeta," PJ said. " Why are all of you here? We told you we'd be back soon," Phibrizio said, his arms crossed over his chest. " Well, if you'd have told us that L-Sama didn't want us coming along, we wouldn't have!," Genie yelled, and Phibrizio gave her one of his evilest glares, " Sorry, Uncle Phibrizio…" " Look, why don't all of you-," Phibrizio started, but his words were cut off as a huge blast of energy crashed into the ground in front of him. Everyone was thrown off their feet. " Dodoria!," Vegeta yelled when the dust cleared. " He is one UGLY guy!," Phibby shivered. " He's one of Frieza's cronies," Vegeta sneered as he glared at a big fat man with pink skin. He was bald as well and had little spikes sticking out of his arms and head. " Shut your mouth, Vegeta and tell me where you hid that Dragonball!!!," Dodoria yelled. " Excuse me!," Phibrizio yelled, " You did NOT just try to kill me, did you?" " Shut up, child!," Dodoria yelled and nailed Phibrizio with another energy blast. " Now you've made me mad!," Phibrizio roared and snapped his fingers. The spell he had cast earlier was instantly dispelled, and his power began to radiate, " Now you're gonna get it, pinky!" In the cave… " Aw shit!," Gaav yelled, " Phibrizio got pissed!" " Naw, ya think!," Xellas yelled. " Their power levels just exploded!," Krillin yelled. " Get the Dragonradar!," Deep Sea howled as she continued to shovel food into her mouth. " Got it," Dynast smiled evilly, " Lets go!" " Bye!," Deep Sea giggled as the Lords ran from the cave. " After them!," Gohan said, and he and his friends followed in hot pursuit. Chapter VIII The sight the people charging out of the cave beheld was an odd one indeed. Phibrizio was beating the ever-living daylights out of Dodoria. Vegeta's mouth was agape at Phibrizio's power level, and everyone else was cheering Phibrizio on. " LAGUNA BLAST!!!!!," Hellmaster screamed, and Dodoria went flying of into the wild blue yonder, " That'll teach you to mess with Hellmaster Phibrizio, leader of the Mazoku Lords you big spiny pink freak!!!!!!" " Hellmaster?," Bulma wondered. " Dynast! Did you get the Dragonradar?," Phibrizio demanded, he was still hovering in the air above everyone's heads. " Hai!," Dynast smiled. " Good! Now lets go find those Dragonballs!," Phibrizio grinned his evilest grin, " Aneki! Valgarv! Keep watch over these insolent fools! Make sure they don't follow us!" " Xellos, Kosha, do the same!," Xellas laughed as she took off. " Vallos, Xelterria," Gaav smiled, " Kill em if they try anything!" " The rest of you, help them!," Dynast said. " And those are orders," Phibrizio said as he glared at his 'family', making it known they would all be in deep trouble if the orders weren't followed. " Here we go!," Deep Sea laughed as the Five Mazoku Lords flew off. " Bye Dad!," PJ yelled. " There power levels were amazing!," Vegeta gasped, " Your father was at over 500,000! The man with the red hair…Gaav I take it? Was at at least 300,000 as was the other man, Dynast right? The woman with the blue hair, was she Deep Sea Dolphin? She was at 250,000 at the least, and the other woman, Xellas? Was at 200,000." " That's insane!," Dende said. " Yeah, well, that's the Mazoku Lords for you! Especially Deep Sea Dolphin!," PJ giggled. " That's the truth," Kosha sighed. " Who were those five, exactly?," Gohan wondered as he continued to stare in the direction the Lords had gone. " The Five Mazoku Lords!," Phibby said, " and don't you dare go after them!" " Who are you?," Gohan asked. " Look, those five people you met are really the Five Mazoku Lords. They're a few of the most powerful beings in our world. Their Master, and most of ours, is Ruby Eye Shabranigdo, the Dark Lord and King of the Mazoku. He has ordered them to get the Dragonballs in order to wish him back from the Astral Plane," Kosha said. " So you are servants of the Lords then?," Dende asked. " Hai," Xellos nodded and winked at the others, " We'll just keep it simple and leave it at that." " So then they weren't lost?," Krillin asked. " Well, they were sort of lost," Pika-baby shrugged, " but all in all, yeah, they lied." " They're Mazoku for L-Sama's sake!" Tallen yelled. " What's a Mazoku?," Krillin asked. " To put this in terms you'll understand," Xellos sighed, " we're demons. All of us but Tallen, Valterria, Pika-baby and Raichu are Mazoku. We Mazoku live off negative emotions. And our end goal is to destroy the world." " And before you ask, Tallen is a Golden Dragon, Valterria is an Ancient Dragon, and Pika-baby and Raichu are Pokemon," PJ said. " That doesn't explain much sense we don't even know your names," Gohan said. " I am Xellos, the Trickster Priest, this is my wife, Kosha the Trickster Priestess, and this is our daughter, Raya." " I'm Valgarv, Raya's husband, and these our are children, Vallos, Xelterria and Valterria." " I'm Gaav and Xelterria's daughter, Genie." " I'm Phibby and this is my little brother PJ. Our father is Phibrizio." " I'm Tallen, PJ's best friend." " I'm Pika-baby, and this is Raichu." " Rai!" " He says hello!," Pika-baby giggled. " Question. If Valterria is Valgarv and Raya's son, how can he be an Ancient Dragon if they're Mazoku?," Bulma asked. " It's a long story. Let's just say he is and leave it at that," Valgarv sighed, " Now, we know Vegeta, but who are the rest of you?" " I'm Gohan." " I'm Krillin." " I'm Bulma." " I'm Dende." " Now, on to business," Xellos grinned, " We have to watch the six of you and make sure you don't run off after the Lords. We also have permission to kill you." " So be good," Kosha giggled, " Vegeta, you, of course, are free to go if you want…but if you stay and help us and you don't betray us, I swear on my loyalty to Beastmaster Xellas Metallium that I teach you the most powerful spell in all of Black Magic: the Dragon Slave!" " You have my word," Vegeta smiled. " Good," Xellos grinned. Chapter IX Dodoria had finally landed in a lake that was almost three miles away from the cave. He had dragged himself out before going blacking out on the beach. " Oh…," he muttered as he came to, " That little brat!," he growled, " He may have been a little brat but he beat the living daylights out of me. I have to go tell Frieza of this!" With that, he flew off. Meanwhile… " That was easy!," Xellas laughed. " Yeah, a bit too easy in my opinion," Gaav muttered. " Hey! This thing says that there are five Dragonballs a little ways to our left," Dynast said. " It must be that Frieza guy," Phibrizio said, " Okay, I have a new plan. Gaav, you and Deep Sea Dolphin take the Dragonradar and go find the last two Dragonballs. Xellas, Dynast and I will go find this Frieza guy and see what we can learn about him. When you two get back, we'll take him on together. There is no way in Hell that he is powerful enough to take on all five of us at once." " Fine. Meet us back at the cave, in say, an hour? Getting these two Dragonballs can't be that hard!," Gaav said as Dynast handed him the Dragonradar. " See you in an hour!," Deep Sea giggled as they split up. Back at the cave… Xellos had pulled a lawn chair, a beach umbrella, and an ice chest filled with sodas out of nowhere. Then he had disappeared and reappeared in his purple Speedo with a pair of sunglasses on. Now he was drinking a can of grape soda and chatting with Kosha, who was now in a purple bikini, lounging in the sun on a beach blanket. PJ was taking a nap in the shade of the beach umbrella, Phibby was reading 'The Ancient Ones', and Tallen was sitting beside her reading 'Mazoku'. Valterria had morphed to his full Ancient Dragon form and was standing guard. Gene was practicing her sword techniques and chatting with Valterria. Valgarv, Raya, Vallos, and Xelterria were talking with Vegeta, Bulma, Krillin, Gohan, and Dende. " That Xellos guy is odd," Krillin muttered. Xellos was now singing 'Secret, Dareka no Messeji'. " No, he's a fruitcake, and proud of it," Valgarv smiled. " He's also your father-in-law!," Raya said," I hope Otoutosan gets back soon." " Don't worry. Phibrizio-sama will be fine. He's a big boy, even if he doesn't look it," Kosha smiled. " Darn right he is!," a female voice laughed from the ridge. " Mom!," Kosha giggled, " Daddy! Bro! You're here!" " Yep!," Changer giggled, " Shabranigdo-sama convinced L-Sama that his Knight should be here, and Rezo and Lei Rezo followed me." " Can you help the Lords, Changer-kun?," Xellos asked. " Hai!" " Dad and I can't though," Lei Rezo sighed, " We're in the same boat all of you are in!" " More relatives," Vegeta grumbled. " Who are all of you?," Gohan asked. " I am Changer, the Knight of Shabranigdo." " I am Rezo, the Red Priest." " I'm Lei Rezo. Changer and Rezo are my parents, and Kosha is my sister." " Older sister, mind you!," Kosha giggled. " Now, who are all of you and how did you piss off the Lords?," Changer asked, " I'm assuming my friends and family are supposed to be watching you, ne?" " How'd you know that?," Bulma asked. " Oh, Valterria is in his dragon form. That's overkill if there isn't a mission," Changer said. " Are you going to go find the Lords, or just wait for them here?," Valgarv asked. " I'm going after them, but first, I have something to tell you," Changer said, " You can leave now if you want…since I'm sure you want to go find Viv…" Valgarv squeezed his eyes shut and sighed, " Phibrizio-sama gave me a mission. I can't leave." " I'm sure Otoutosan would understand…," Raya said as she put a hand on her husband's shoulder. " I can't use the fact that he loves you like a sister to my advantage. He is my master. Once we get back, I'm leaving, and I'm not coming back until I find my sister…but for now, I have a mission, and I'm going to finish it!" " And I'm going to help you find Viv," PJ said. " So am I," Phibby nodded. " I'm coming to Dad," Valterria said. " As will I," Tallen said. " Vallos and I are coming too," Xelterria said. " So will Raichu and I!," Pika-baby declared. " You already know I'm with you all the way, love," Raya smiled. " Thank you," Valgarv said. " I'll tell them to hurry when I find them!," Changer smiled, " You have to find Viv!" " Be careful, love!," Rezo smiled as Changer flew off after the Lords. Chapter X Changer was zooming through Namek's sky at top speed. She sensed that the Lords had split up, thanks to her gift of being able to track them. (One of the advantages of being Ruby Eye's Knight) " Hmmm. Gaav and Deep Sea are together and Phibrizio, Dynast and Xellas are together. I think I'll join Gaav and Deep Sea. That'll make it an even three to each group," Changer mussed, " I just want to hurry and get this over with!" " Well, well, what have we here?," a male voice that had an accent that Changer didn't recognize asked from her right. She stopped dead still. " How the Hell are you?," she snapped. " Not the most polite wench, now are we?," the man laughed. He had pale blue skin and green hair. His eyes were golden like Valgarv's. " I don't have to be polite to you, you stupid mortal," Changer snorted. " You certainly think highly of yourself don't you?," the man laughed. " I have reason too. I am the Knight of Shabranigdo. The only being that surpasses his power is L-Sama herself!," Changer snorted. " Shabranigdo? Never heard of him. So he can't be that great!." " JUST WHO IN &*^%$#@*& HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING RUBY EYE SHABRANIGDO NOT THAT GREAT!!!!!!!!!!," Changer screamed, " I'll show you to insult Ruby Eye! But first I'd like to know to know your name, so I can make sure Hellmaster Phibrizio can be sure to torture you forever in Hell- which is where you're going!" " My name is Zarbon, and I think you'll be the one dying," Zarbon chuckled. " I think not!," Changer yelled as she let power gather in her hands, " RUBY EYE BLADE!," she screamed, and a blade of red black magic former in her hands. It was radiating dark power. " My, my….it looks like you may be a challenge after all," Zarbon laughed. " Over confident bastard," Changer thought, " There is no way that the Lords couldn't feel this power! They'll be here as soon as they can. Then we'll show this Zarbon character whose boss!" Meanwhile… Gaav and Deep Sea Dolphin stopped flying and looked back in the direction of the cave at the exact same moment. " Feel that?," Deep Sea murmured. " Hai…it's got to be a Ruby Eye Blade. It's not powerful enough to be cast by Phibrizio, Dynast or Xellas, and it's too powerful to be any of the others," Gaav muttered. " That only leaves…Changer!?," Deep Sea said, her eyes widening in amazement. " Yes! Shabranigdo-sama must have convinced L-Sama to let her help us!," Gaav said. " She might be in trouble, or need our help…the Ruby Eye Blade is to powerful just to toss around like a Fireball!" " My thoughts exactly. Let's go!," Gaav said as he and Deep Sea Dolphin flew off in Changer's direction. At the same time…. " A Ruby Eye Blade!," Xellas yelled as she, Dynast, and Phibrizio all stopped flying. " Changer," Dynast said, " It has to be Changer." " It's also a signal. She only uses it when she needs us around," Phibrizio said, " Maybe she has learned something of use, or gotten us a new 'toy'…" " Perhaps," Xellas giggled. " Let's go!," Dynast said as they jetted off. While the Lords were on their way to see what Changer needed, she had dispelled the Ruby Eye Blade. " Aw. That's to bad. That toy looked like fun," Zarbon laughed. " Dragon of Darkness which sleeps in the inferno, Lend me your roar to burn my enemies to ashes, GAAV FLARE!" " OH SHIT!," Zarbon yelled as the Gaav Flare hit him head on. Back at the cave… " Moms in trouble!," Kosha wailed. " Yes, I sensed it as well," Rezo murmured, " A Ruby Eye Blade..." " Come on!," Kosha yelled as she stood up, suddenly she was back in her normal clothes instead of her bikini. " Coming," Xellos said as he stood up, once again in his normal attire. " I'm coming to!," PJ yelled. " Alright then," Tallen said, " Rezo, Lei Rezo, Pika-baby, Raichu and I will stay behind while all of you go see what has happened. I'm sure the Lords will be on their way as well." " Right," Rezo nodded, " I am sure my wife will be fine…she has been able to take care of herself for over half a millenium." " We'll see you soon," Valgarv winked as he and the others raced off. " Don't even think you can get away," Lei Rezo warned their 'captives', " My father will slap a restraint spell on you so fast that you wont even be able to blink." " Now, now, my son…we shouldn't be harsh until they try something," Rezo said, then he turned to the others with a warm smile, " Will you be so kind to enlighten my son and I about these Dragonballs, my new found friends?" Krillin smiled back, " You seam friendly enough, so I think I will!" Back at the 'battle'… " Oh, poor little baby! Did I hurt you with my powered down Gaav Flare?," Changer laughed. " I let you have that one," Zarbon said with a sneer, " and I think I'll keep you alive and take you to Master Freiza when I'm done with you." " Oh please!," Changer scoffed. " You tell em, Changer!," Gaav laughed as he and Deep Sea Dolphin came up behind her. " Yeah. Put the blue freak in his place!," Hellmaster laughed as he, Xellas and Dynast flew up beside her. " Who the devil are you people!?," Zarbon asked, then he thought to himself, " There power levels are enormous…Freiza MUST be informed of this." " Devil?," Xellas grinned, " I suppose that would be you, ne, Phibrizio-kun?" " I suppose," Phibrizio grinned back, " You're already in enough trouble as it is, and I sense that almost all of the others are on their way as well. You had better run while you still have the chance…I don't think I caught your name?" " His name is Zarbon, and he's a servant of some guy named Freiza," Changer piped up as the others arrived, Valterria was still in his full Ancient Dragon form. " Good Gods!," Zarbon thought, " Now, this isn't very fair, now is it?," he asked. " No, it isn't," Valgarv said, " But hey, life's a bitch and then you die." " I like that one, Val," Phibrizio grinned. " You can still run, you know," Dynast grinned. Zarbon ground his teeth…there was no other way. All of these strangers, especially the woman he had ran into first, would get their just desserts…with that, he flew off at top speed. " Alright," Phibrizio said, " Dynast, Xellas, you two and I are going to follow this creep since he's most likely going to lead us straight to Freiza. Gaav, Deep Sea, and Changer, the three of you go get those two free Dragonballs. As for the rest of you, go back to the cave. I'll tell you what to do when we get back!" Everyone nodded and did as they were told. Chapter XI At the same time that Dodoria had been racing back to Frieza, Zarbon had been in his battle with Changer, and he too was soon high tailing it back to his master. And one thought was on both men's minds: 'we are in deep trouble if Frieza can't beat these strangers…' Frieza was NOT the nicest person in the galaxy. He tended to blow up whole plants when he got ticked, and when he got mad, well…let's not even get into that. He would kill someone that had been one of his right hand men for years without a second thought. If Frieza told his army to dress in drag and go out and get dates with other guys, they would do it without a second thought. As far as Frieza was concerned, he was practically a God. (Needless to say, L-Sama wasn't too fond of him, but she did find him amusing at times, so she let him go about his business) Dodoria and Zarbon landed outside Frieza's spaceship at almost the same time. " Hey, Zarbon, have you run into some strangers…especially some little brat that looks like he's about ten?," Dodoria asked. " Yeah. You meet them too?," Zarbon asked. " Yes. A lot of them were there…about twenty to twenty five, and their power levels aren't anything to spit at. Vegeta is in cohorts with them now." " Great. I ran into a woman and she was an arrogant wench. She say's she's the Knight of Shabranigdo. I've never even heard of him," Zarbon rolled his eyes. " You think Frieza will call in the-," Dodoria began. " NO!," Zarbon yelled. " Who gets to tell Frieza about this?" " We both do," Zarbon said as he marched into the spaceship. Dodoria sighed and followed. Nearby… " Oh just great!," Xellas sighed, " Now what?" " We go invisible and mask our powers," Dynast said, " Then we just teleport back to the cave in an hour." " Sounds good to me," Phibrizio said as he literally disappeared. Across Namek… " I am not going in there! Water is your thing, Deep Sea Dolphin!," Gaav yelled. Changer sighed as she watched Gaav and Deep Sea argue. This was hopeless. Shabranigdo-sama could not actually expect the Lords to pull this off, could he? *I do* a voice Changer recognized as Shabby- sama's rang out in her mind. *You've had better ideas, my Lord* Changer told him. He just chuckled. " But that water is GREEN!," Deep Sea wailed. " SO! WATER IS %#*(#@ WATER!," Gaav roared. " Look, how about we match for it?," Changer said, " You know, a good old game of rock, paper, scissors?" The Lords blinked at her. Then they nodded. Inwardly, Changer sighed in relief. Vegeta had thrown one of the Dragonballs in a lake, and neither one of the Lords wanted to go in after it. Changer wasn't to fond of the idea herself, but if she could get out if it, she would. Five minutes later… " You cheated!," Deep Sea yelled. " DID NOT!," Gaav yelled back. " DID TOO!" " DID NOT!" " TOO!" " NOT!" " TOO!" " NOT!" " BOTH OF YOU SHUT-UP! YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!," Changer yelled, " For L- Sama's sake! I'll go get the dumb Dragonball! Jeez! You two are worse then, well, I can't think of anybody who can argue worse then you Lords…" Gaav and Deep Sea stared at Changer as she cast a Ray Wing and vanished under the Namekian water. " Why didn't we do that in the first place?," Deep Sea asked Gaav, who shrugged. Back at the cave… " I take it Changer-san was all right?," Tallen asked as everyone landed. " Hai," Kosha smiled, " We still have to keep watch over them." " What are the Lords going to do, my dear?," Rezo asked. " Gaav-sama, Deep Sea Dolphin-sama and Mom went off to get two Dragonballs while Phibrizio- sama, Xellas-sama and Dynast-sama all went to spy on this Frieza guy so they have an idea of how powerful he really is. In an hour they're all meeting back here, then they're going after Frieza together," Kosha said. " Um…they aren't going to be able to get one of the last Dragonballs…," Dende muttered. " NANI!," everyone but, Dende, Krillin, Bulma and Gohan yelled. " Why not?," Valgarv asked. " Well, the eldest Namek has it and he won't give it to them since they're evil…" " Oh, this is perfect!," Valterria yelled. " Alright you little green brat," Genie snarled as she grabbed Dende by the back of his shirt, " You're coming with me, and you're going to get that Dragonball for us or would you rather let Frieza have it?" " Let him go!," Krillin yelled. " Stuff it, bladie," Genie said as she flew off, " I'll be back soon, I'm taking the kid to my dad!" " Genie!," Xelterria yelled, "I'm going with her. Gaav isn't going to like this." " Are they going to hurt Dende?," Bulma asked as she watched Xelterria and Genie fly off. " Not if he does what they say," Vallos said with and evil smile. Bulma, Krillin and Gohan gulped. " Vallos, Vallos, you know very well that that isn't true!," Xellos giggled. " Thank God," Bulma sighed. " They wont hurt him if he wont help them, they'll kill him," Xellos finished. Bulma fainted, and Kosha hit Xellos. Vegeta smirked. This was all rather amusing, but he would have to kill all of his 'allies' later on…after the Lords got the Dragonballs, and they had taught him the Dragon Slave. He was going to wish for immortality if he had to face the Five Mazoku Lords himself! Chapter XII " There," Changer sighed as she dropped the Dragonball at Gaav's feet, " You can carry it." The Dragonball was a yellow color and had three orange stars on it. It was also about the size of a basketball. " Now on to the last one…," Deep Sea sighed, " It was straight ahead." " Dad! Wait!," Genie yelled as she saw her father, Changer and Deep Sea Dolphin. " Genie! What are you doing here! And whose the brat?," Gaav asked as Genie landed. " Genie!," Xelterria said as she landed behind her daughter, " You shouldn't have run off!" " Sorry Mom. I should have at least waited for you," Genie said as she dropped Dende at her father's feet. " This little brat says that you can't get the last Dragonball," Xelterria said, " He says the 'eldest Namek' has it, and he wont give it to you because you're evil." " So we'll kill this 'eldest Namek' for giving us trouble, and take the Dragonball anyway," Gaav shrugged. " NO!," Dende screamed, " If you kill him the Dragonballs wont work! He created them! If he dies, the Dragonballs will turn to stone then no one will get their wishes." " Well then guess what, kid," Gaav snarled, " You're getting us that Dragonball, or we'll hand this one over to Frieza and tell him where the last one is. And trust me, kid, you'd rather have us making the wishes then that Frieza guy." Dende sighed and his shoulders sagged, " I'll get you the Dragonball," he said with a heavy sigh, then he wiped a frustrated tear from his cheek, " This way." " See you later, Daddy!," Genie giggled as Dende flew off, with Changer, Deep Sea Dolphin, and Gaav following him. Gaav had the Dragonball. " Well, let's go back to the cave, shall we?," Xelterria smiled. " Hey! Did you feel that?," Genie asked, " I could of sworn I felt the other Lords go invisible…" " I felt it too," Xelterria said, " To the east, right?" " Genie nodded, " Lets go." Xelterria laughed and followed her daughter to where the other three Lords were. At Frieza's spaceship… Hellmaster Phibrizio, Beastmaster Xellas Metillium, and Dynast Grousherra were following Zarbon and Dodoria down several twisting hallways. *Do you think Frieza will be able to sense us?,* Xellas asked Phibrizio and Dynast telepathically. *No,* both men said at once. *He'll be lucky if he can even feel our power once we make ourselves known to him, much less now,* Dynast chuckled. " You go in first, Zarbon," Dodoria said as they reached a pair of doors. " Chicken," Zarbon snorted under his breath as he opened the doors. *I rather like this Zarbon,* Xellas said, *I think I may take him back with us when we leave* *You already have a General and a Priest,* Phibrizio snickered. *Yes, but one can never have enough 'toys' ne? Plus he's a fighter, Phibrizio, perhaps he could train that son of yours in hand to hand combat…* *Perhaps…we'll see what happens when the time for us to leave comes* *You both do realize that they have entered the throne room, right,* Dynast asked. If Phibrizio and Xellas had been visible, he would have seen them sweat-drop. *We knew that,* Phibrizio lied, *Let's go* In the throne room… " Back so soon? I take it Vegeta has been taken care of, as have those bothersome earthlings, and you know the location of the remaining two Dragonballs?," a husky, almost feminine sounding voice asked Zarbon and Dodoria. " No, Lord Frieza…complications have arisen," Zarbon said. " They had better be some damn well important complications!," Frieza snapped. He was short, and had black horns sticking out of either side of his head, in an upward diagonal direction. He had a long tail, and he had three toes on each foot. His had white armor like skin around his head and chest, as well as around his arms from bellow his elbow to his wrists . There was more of this armor like skin on his legs from below his knees to his ankles. It also surrounded the tip of his tail. His skin was a pinkish red color where the armor didn't cover it. His lips were black, as were his eyes. *Isn't he cute, Xellas?,* Phibrizio joked. *He is SO not my type,* Xellas joked right back. Dynast rolled his eyes. " There are some more people here, and I think they too are looking for the Dragonballs," Zarbon said. " So eliminate them," Frieza snorted. " They have high power levels, and they don't attack with ki attacks like we do. They cast spells," Dodoria said, " One of them looks like a harmless earth kid, but he almost killed me…his powers are tremendous!" *Damn right my powers are tremendous,* Phibrizio snickered. " How many of them are there?" " Twenty or so, and Vegeta is working with them, and they have the earthlings held hostage," Zarbon sighed. " Alright then," Frieza said, " I doubt they're powerful enough for me to call in the Ginyu Force, so, Zarbon, I want you to find them, and figure out what they are up to. Dodoria? You see if you can locate the remaining Dragonballs." " Yes, Lord Frieza," both men said and marched from the room. *Those yellow balls over there must be the Dragonballs,* Dynast said. *Alright, we'll head back to the cave and wait for Gaav and Deep Sea. Then we'll take on Frieza. Oh, Xellas, if you want that Zarbon guy, you have to get him,* Phibrizio said. *Fine,* Xellas said, *Lets go,* with that, the Lords headed out of Frieza's ship. Chapter XIII As soon as the Lords exited Frieza's ship, they made themselves visible again. It was about this time Genie and Xelterria landed. " There they are," Genie said, " Obviously nothing has happened." " This must be that Frieza guy's ship," Xelterria said, " Come on, we better head back to the cave, and fast. I looks like the Lords are headed there." " If I went Dragon it would be faster," Genie volunteered, " You could ride on my back." " Fine. Hurry up" Xelterria said. Genie nodded, and with a flash of blood red light, she had turned into a giant three-headed dragon with crimson scales. Xelterria climbed up on her back. " Here we go!," Genie said as she flew off. At the cave… " Yare, yare! Is that Genie?," Xellos asked and used his staff to point up into the sky. " I think it is…," Valterria said as he stretched his long dragon neck up, " I'll go see," he said as he flew off, his black scales shinning in the sunlight. " Can all of you turn into dragons!," Krillin asked. " No," Valgarv and Vallos snapped at the same time. " Why are Genie and Valterria in their dragon forms, and why is Xelterria on Genie's back?," Dynast asked as he, Xellas and Phibrizio landed. " I don't know, Dynast-sama," Kosha shrugged. Then everyone yelled together, " Dynast- sama!" " Yes, I know my name," Dynast said with a yawn. " Hi, Dynast-kun," Phibby giggled. " Good Gods," PJ sighed and buried his head in his hands. " Hello, everyone," Xelterria said as Genie and Valterria landed, their weight causing the ground to shake. " Why are you two in dragon form?," Xellas asked. " I was just incase of a battle," Valterria said as he shifted back to his human form. " I was just because," Genie said as she to regained her human shape, " We had to go drop off that Namek runt with Dad, Aunt Deep Sea and Grandma Changer." " Why?," Phibrizio asked. " Something about them not being able to get the last Dragonball because they're evil," Raya said with a shrug. " Sounds fun," Dynast said as he sat down next to Phibby. " Now what?," Vegeta asked. " We wait for the others to get back with those two Dragonballs, and then we Five Lords are going to go kick this Frieza guys but," Xellas said, " You on the other hand, can do what ever in L-Sama's name you please, as can the rest of you captives." " Then it looks like I've fulfilled my end of the bargain. Now teach me the Dragon Slave!," Vegeta said to Xellos. " Uh, excuse me?," Phibrizio asked. " Well, it's like this, Phibrizio-sama…," Xellos began. Meanwhile… " This is the eldest Namek's house," Dende said as he landed at the top of a giant stone pillar with a small white house on top of it. " Go get the Dragonball then," Changer said, " We'll wait here, thank you." " But-," Dende started. " Just do it, kid," Gaav snapped, and Dende scrambled up the stairs and through the door. " I think he's scared of us," Deep Sea giggled. " Good. The brat has caused us to much trouble as it is," Gaav snorted as he lit up a cigarette. " I think he's kawaii!," Changer and Deep Sea Dolphin said at the same time. In the house… " You've come for the Dragonball, haven't you, Dende?," a very old Namek asked Dende as he came inside. " Yes, but the ones who want it are-," Dende began. " It is all right, little one," the eldest Namek smiled, " It is better that they have it then Frieza. I have been assured by an old friend of mine that all with turn out for the best." " Are you sure?," Dende asked. " Hai," the eldest Namek reassured Dende as he handed him the Dragonball, " You have nothing to fear, Dende." " Thank you," Dende said as he left the house. " Are you sure that was all right? Giving those five the Dragonball?," the eldest Namek asked a figure who was standing in the shadows, " They are evil…" " They can not help that. They were created evil…they know not of being 'good'. It is a foreign concept to all of them…except for the Master of Hell. He lived as a human, but he has forgotten what caring is, except for the love of his sister," the figure smiled. " Still, they will use the wishes to bring evil to their world," the eldest Namek sighed. " They will not," the figure said as it stepped out of the shadows. The figure had long shimmering blonde hair that hid her eyes, and she had a smile on her lips, " I will see to that…" " You always do manipulate things to suit your will," the Namek chuckled. " I don't look at it that way, I look at it as protecting my creations," she grinned, " I have to be going. I have a…acquaintance to keep company, and I'm quite sure he is going to give me trouble when I get back. Fair well," with that, she vanished. " Fair well, Lord of Nightmares…," the eldest Namek smiled. Outside… " I got it," Dende said as he held up the Dragonball to Gaav. " See, that wasn't to much trouble," Gaav snickered as Deep Sea took the Dragonball from Dende, " Come on, the others are probably already waiting for us, and Phibrizio is already in a bad enough mood, so let's get going." " Let's just go get this over with, the sooner we get out of home, the better. I have a bad feeling about all of this," Changer sighed as they flew off. Chapter XIV " Good, you got them," Phibrizio said as Gaav, Deep Sea Dolphin, Changer and Dende landed. " Dende! You're okay," Bulma sighed with relief. " Okay, after you all teach Vegeta the Dragon Slave, we can go kick Freiza's tail in," Xellas said. " If only Lina-chan were here," Xellos sighed. " Just get on with it!," Gaav said, " We have more important things to do, like complete Shabranigdo-sama's mission!" " Alright then, here we go," Kosha said, " Watch carefully Vegeta!," she smirked as she began to chant, " Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond blood that flows, Ancient power buried in the flow of time, In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness, let all the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I posses! Dragon Slave!!!!" Red energy shot from Kosha's hands, and destroyed about a mile of Namek's ground. " Woah…," Gohan stammered. " You're going to teach that to Vegeta!?," Bulma howled, " Are you NUTS!" " No, I'm a fruitcake!," Kosha giggled, " And the Dragon Slave is a weak spell compared to the Giga Slave!" " The Giga Slave?," Krillin asked. " It calls on the power of the Lord of Nightmares. If the Giga Slave is cast incorrectly, it can destroy the universe," Phibrizio said, " So don't even ask, Vegeta, there is no way in Hell that we would even consider teaching you that spell." " Okay, can we go now!," Gaav asked. " Patience is a virtue, dear," Xelterria giggled. " Yeah, one that Gaav has never had, and will never have," Xellas snorted. " You-," Gaav yelled. " Both of you stop it! Our mission is more important then bickering!," Phibrizio roared. Surprisingly, Gaav and Xellas backed down. " Vegeta, cast the Dragon Slave so we can get going," Dynast said. " They're not going to last much longer…the Lords I mean," PJ whispered to Tallen, who nodded in agreement. " Well, well, what have we here?," a voice chuckled from above the group. " Zarbon!," Changer yelled. " A new friend, love?," Rezo asked. " You could say that," Changer smirked. " He's kawaii!," Genie giggled. Gaav just stared at her, " Nani?" Genie asked her father with a shrug. " Looks like you have two things I want," Zarbon smirked, " That smart mouthed wench's life, and those Dragonballs." " Hey!," Changer snapped, then she turned to the Lords, and in an ancient Mazoku tongue, she said, " Go on, I can handle this guy." Phibrizio nodded and he, Xellas, Gaav, Dynast and Deep Sea Dolphin teleported to Frieza's ship, taking the Dragonballs with them. " What a nice little trick they have," Zarbon smiled, " No matter, I'll just find them later." " Fat chance," PJ snickered, " Hey, Aunt Changer, let me handle this one." " Have at it, Hellprince," Changer nodded as PJ drew Soul Destroyer. " Oh, is the brat going to take a try at hurting me? Oh well, I could use a warm up…one with no challenge, that is," Zarbon laughed. " Well, he just dug his grave," Phibby sighed as she continued to read 'The Ancient Ones'. " You said it, Phibby," Valterria said as he sat down next to her, to watch the 'fireworks'. Chapter XV " Who want's to go first?," Gaav asked. " I think I will," Deep Sea grinned as she looked up at the window the lead into Frieza's 'throne room' in his ship. " This shouldn't take more then five minutes," Phibrizio chuckled. " Hey Frieza!," Deep Sea yelled, " We've got the last two Dragonballs out here! If you want them, you're going to have to fight us for them! And we can kick you're lizard butt from here to L-Sama's palace!" In the ship… Frieza's head snapped up. How dare…whoever was yelling say they could beat him in battle! And who in the heck was L-Sama? " I think I shall entertain myself for a bit," Frieza muttered as a ball of energy gathered in his hand. Frieza grinned evilly as he chunked the energy ball at the window. " How…mundane," Dynast sighed as the window exploded into tiny shards of glass, " I was expecting something more original from this all might Frieza person." " Yeah," Phibrizio sighed. " Well, well," Frieza sighed, " Humans." " Humans? I don't see any humans. Do any of you?," Xellas said and made it obvious that she was looking around. " Unless you are one, Frieza?," Phibrizio grinned smugly. " A child dares to insult me?," Frieza snorted. " I really need to work on my image," Phibrizio sighed, " I am not a child! I am Hellmaster Phibrizio! Leader of the Five Mazoku Lords, and I'm going to kick you're butt!" Frieza smirked, " Well, well…perhaps I'll actually toy with you a bit before killing you. To make this battle fair, I'll let all five of you fight me at once, and I'll even fight with one hand behind my back!" " This baka sure thinks highly of himself, ne?," Gaav snickered. " We're here to take him down, and he's just made it that much simpler. We'll all go in with an attack spell at once," Dynast said. " Let's go then," Xellas said. " I'm waiting!," Frieza sighed as he landed. " Here we go!," Phibrizio grinned, " Laguna Blast!" " Xellas Bleed!" " Dynast Brass!" " Gaav Flare!" " Dolph Zork!" " I think we got him," Phibrizio grinned as the smoke rose from where Frieza was once standing. Meanwhile… " You are so DEAD pretty boy!," PJ yelled as he leapt into the air. " Oh, the brat can fly," Zarbon snickered. " Hellblast!," PJ yelled. " Nothing happened…," Bulma said. " He channeled the spell into the sword. If he hit's Zarbon, the blue boy is toast," Phibby grinned. " PJ could finish this freak off in no time at all! Why is he playing around?," Tallen asked. " Because Zarbon insulted him…you know how big of an ego and sense of pride PJ has!," Genie said, " But Zarbon is kawaii! I almost hope PJ doesn't kill him!" " Genie, be quite. You're scaring me," Valterria sighed. " L-Sama!," Xellos suddenly yelled and looked in the direction that Frieza's ship was in. " Looks like the Lords are fighting," Kosha said. " Yeah, looks like Frieza isn't going to last much longer," PJ snickered as he dodged a punch from Zarbon. " Lord Frieza can't be defeated by the likes of you!," Zarbon snorted. " Yeah, but do you remember those five rather nasty people you meet after we had our little skirmish?," Changer asked, " All five or them are taking on you're precious Frieza at once!" " What!," Zarbon roared and turned to face Changer. " Tsk tsk! One should never turn one's back on their opponent! That's one of the basic rules," PJ scolded Zarbon, " I suppose I'll see you when I get home!" " What is that supposed to-," Zarbon yelled as he turned around, but he stopped in mid sentence. PJ had stabbed him though the gut. " That probably stings, huh?," PJ said with fake sympathy in his voice, " Here, let me make it better! Dragon Slave!" Zarbon screamed as he was engulfed in a red light. Then he vanished. " I win," PJ smirked, " Now, shall we go see what the Lords are up to?" " Hai!," Phibby smiled at her brother, and then everyone but Bulma, Vegeta, Krillin, Gohan, and Dende flew off. " This is NOT good," Krillin sighed. " If the Lords defeat Freiza, then you wont be able to wish you're friends back," Vegeta said, " I say we make a temporary truce, and after the Lords have taken care of Frieza, we can steal the Dragonballs from them." " They need a password…," Dende said. " What!," everyone but Dende yelled. " Come on! We still have to stop them from getting the Dragonballs!," Gohan said, " Bulma, you wait here! We'll be back soon!" " Hey!," Bulma yelled as Krillin, Vegeta and Gohan flew off. Chapter XVI In the Astral Plane… " A password! They need a PASSWORD!," Shabranigdo yelled. " Calm down, or you're going to burst a blood vessel," L-Sama sighed, " I know the password! I made it up for gosh sakes! I'll tell you, then you can tell the Lords…IF they beat Frieza." " They just did." " Not quite yet…," L-Sama chuckled, " Watch!" Back with the Lords… " I think not!," Frieza roared as the smoke cleared, " You'll have to do better then that, I'm afraid!," then Freiza began to scream. " What is he doing?," Xellas asked as a bluish light surrounded Frieza. " I, my dear lady, am transforming!," Frieza chuckled, " And I'm going straight to my most powerful form!" " Fun," Deep Sea rolled her eyes as a huge flash enveloped Frieza. When the light faded, the Lords saw that Frieza had indeed changed. He was now solid white, and he didn't have the armor like skin. His horns were gone, and he had purple ovals covering his shoulders, and there was a triangle like purple plate on his chest. A large purple oval also covered the top of his head. " You know, I think we made him mad," Dynast smirked. " What a pity…for him!," Gaav laughed. " You laugh now," Frieza said, " But let's see whose laughing when I finish you off!" " Whatev-," Xellas started right before Freiza hit her with an energy blast that sent her flying. Then he hit Phibrizio with his tail, sending Hellmaster flying in the same direction Xellas had gone. The two Lords landed together in a heap. Gaav started laughing so hard, he didn't notice when Freiza came up behind him and began to attack Gaav with a series of punches and kicks that sent him to the ground. Deep Sea started to cast a spell, but was cut off as Frieza wrapped his tail around her neck and squeezed. Dynast pulled a short sword off his belt and with one fluid motion, he sliced Frieza's tail off. Frieza howled in pain, " HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!" " Bastard," Deep Sea choked at Frieza as she stood up. It was about this time the others landed. " Yare, yare!," Xellos smirked, " Looks like it's almost an even match…if the Lords worked together, Frieza would be toast." " That's it!," PJ yelled, " Hey Dad! Catch!," he smirked as he tossed his father Soul Destroyer. " What am I supposed to do with this, PJ?," Phibrizio asked as he dodged on of Frieza's energy blasts. In Mazoku, PJ yelled, " All five of you concentrate you're power through it! Cast the Giga Slave as one! There is no way Freiza can survive that!" " The boy has a point," Gaav said as he walked up behind Phibrizio. " Let's do this then," Xellas said. " What are they doing?," Vegeta asked Valgarv as he and the others landed. " About to show Freiza whose boss…," Valgarv smiled evilly, " You're about to witness the power of the Five Mazoku Lords and the Giga Slave!" All five Lords put a hand on the hilt of Soul Destroyer, closed their eyes, and then they began to chant: " Darkness beyond blackness pitch, Deeper then the deepest night, King of Darkness who shines like gold upon the Sea of Chaos, I call upon thee and swear upon thee! Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I posses! Giga Slave!" A crackling bolt of black energy crackled down from the now cloud filled sky and struck the sword the Five Mazoku Lords were holding, and gathered in the blades…Phibrizio opened his light green eyes and smiled his evilest smile at Freiza. The Lords cried out together as the energy shot out of the sword and headed for Freiza at incredible speeds. Frieza's eyes widened in terror as the rippling black energy stuck him. Chapter XVII When the dust cleared, Frieza was simply gone. (As was all the land that had been around him) " What happened to you?," Bulma asked the Lords, " You're hair is…" " White?," Xellas chuckled, " Yeah. We're drained. It shouldn't take long for the color to come back. See, Phibrizio's hair is a bluish gray color already. " Now, on to the Dragonballs," Dynast grinned as he and the other Lords flew up to Frieza's throne room. A moment later, they came back out, and each of them had a Dragonball. " Now, on to the wishes!," Deep Sea laughed, then under her breath she muttered, " Then I can go home and sleep! Forget putting up with those four!" " Not so fast!," Vegeta yelled, " We need those Dragonballs! Plus you need a password to activate them, and I don't think you have it, do you?" " Password?," all five Lords sweat-dropped. " YOU TELL US THAT %#$#%^#@ PASSWORD RIGHT NOW OR WE'LL FRY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," Gaav roared. " No," Vegeta smirked, crossing his arms over his chest, " Now, we may be able to share. I can make a wish, you five can make yours and then the earthlings can make theirs." " No," Phibrizio said, " And you're getting on my nerves, mortal." Raya giggled, " Let me handle this, Otoutosan! I haven't had a decent battle since the war." " Have at it, Aneki," Hellmaster smiled as Raya opened her eyes and turned towards Vegeta. " A woman!," Vegeta laughed. Raya continued to smile, and pointed her staff at Vegeta, " You, my friend, are about to be killed." Vegeta just continued to smirk, his grin ever widening, " And you, woman, are a baka!" " Fireball!," Raya yelled. Vegeta dodged, and took to the air, Raya was right behind him. A fistfight began, and Raya blocked all of Vegeta's attacks, and used her staff as a weapon. Beaning Vegeta in the head several times. " That's it!," Vegeta yelled, and shot and energy blast at Raya, she dodged, " Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond blood that flows, Ancient power buried in the flow of time, in thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Let all the fools who stand in my way be destroyed by the power you and I posses! Dragon Slave!" Raya continued to smirk as the read energy hit her head on. " He-he killed her!," Gohan said. " I think not!," Xellos snapped. As the smoke cleared, Vegeta heard Raya begin to giggle, " Yare, yare! Aren't we just the up and coming little sorcerer! Pathetic! You dare to even THINK that the Dragon Slave could kill me!" " How…," Bulma murmured. " I am the Priestess of Hellmaster Phibrizio! The most powerful of the Five Mazoku Lords! I am fused with his power!," Raya yelled, " In other words, you are SO dead, Vegeta! HELLBLAST!!!!!!!!" The spell hit Vegeta dead on, and a black orb surrounded him. The orb began to shrink until it completely vanished, taking Vegeta with it. " I know the password," Dynast suddenly said, " Let's activate these Dragonballs!" " I'll make the wishes, the rest of you, stay out of the way," Phibrizio said as Dynast said the password and the Dragonballs began to glow. The sky was covered in black clouds, and there was a flash as a giant green dragon appeared. " You have awakened me, what are your wishes?," the Dragon thundered, and Phibrizio grinned evilly. Chapter XVIII " Well, well," L-Sama smiled, " I guess I will be interfering after all." " L-Chan! You said if they got the Dragonballs they could make their wishes," Shabranigdo argued. " True. But I never said I would allow them to make the wishes they wanted too," L-Sama giggled. " I hate my life…," Shabranigdo sighed. Meanwhile… " First off, I wish for Shabranigdo-sama to be reborn," Phibrizio started, and he had ever intention of saying 'at full power'. L-Sama giggled and waved her hand. Instead of what he had planned to say, Phibrizio said, " in a human body." " WHAT!," the others all yelled. Phibrizio looked as shocked as they did. " I swear that's not what I planned on saying!," Phibrizio screamed. " Your wish has been granted. What is your next wish?," the dragon demanded. " Wish Ceifeed dead!," Dynast hissed. " I wish for Ceifeed, the Dragon God to be," Phibrizio started, with the intention of saying, 'dead. L-Sama did the same thing she did before, and Phibrizio said, " in the same situation Shabranigdo is." The other four Lords fell flat on their faces and poor Phibrizio looked close to passing out. " What is you final wish?" L-Sama didn't even give Phibrizio a chance to begin, and just had him say exactly what she wanted him to, which was, " I wish for all the people from my world including myself to be teleported back to my world, and for things in this world to go back to the way they were before any of us showed up." " It is done," the dragon said, and everything went black. " I love my job," L-Sama sighed with a satisfied smile. Chapter XVIX " Phibrizio! What did you just do!," Xellas roared. " I didn't do it! I swear!," Phibrizio wailed, " I think L-Sama did it! She hates, me you know!" " Yeah right! Why would L-Sama care about what's going on with us?," Gaav snorted. " Actually…," Xellos started. " SHUT-UP," all five Lords yelled at him at once. " Hai," Xellos said in a meek voice. " Will you quit arguing?," Phibby asked, " What's done is done." " She has a point," Valterria said, " You five are always acting like children." " Perhaps they should BE what they act like, ne?," L-Sama asked as she appeared, and she pointed at the Lords. Phibrizio didn't change at all, but the other Lords now looked like ten-year-olds. " I don't have my powers!," Dynast said. " Exactly. You are ten-year-old children now, and you will be until you grow up…literally. In ten years, when you are twenty, you will all get your full powers back," L-Sama said. " Um…my knowledge is slowly fading," Xellas said. " Oh yes, you shall have the mind of a ten year old as well," L-Sama giggled. " Who exactly is supposed to RAISE them?," Valgarv asked. " Their Generals a Priests." " There has to be some way to get out of this…," Raya said, " I can not raise Hellmaster-kun." " Tuff," L-Sama said as Gaav walked over to Genie. " Are you my Mommy?," he asked her. Genie fainted. " This is not good…," PJ said. " You know, L-Sama, we aren't qualified to raise them. I mean, there are things the Lords have to know. You said you're self we had to raise them. All of us combined don't know half of what one to the Lords knew when it comes to magical lore," Xellos said as Xellas looked up at him with big, blue, adoring eyes. " Yeah," Valgarv said, " I guess that means you'll have to raise them." " Can't you just picture the five of them running around you're castle all day and night? Arguing, fighting, and breaking some of you're valuable treasures thinking they're toys. Isn't it a kawaii scene?," Kosha asked. L-Sama sweat-dropped. With another flick of her wrists, the Lords were back to normal. " You win," L-Sama sighed, " and just so you don't kill Phibrizio, it was me who messed up the wishes." " Told you," Phibrizio muttered. L-Sama rolled her eyes and vanished. " You know, Shabby-kun is going to be mad when we see him," Deep Sea mussed, and everyone sweat-dropped and gulped. The End. Viv: Well, what did you think? Xellos: I'm still trying to recover from thinking about have to raise Xellas-sama! *shiver* *Xellas hits him upside the head* Phibrizio: I liked it. Xellos: You always like her stories. Viv: *glares* You're not implying anything, are you Xellos? Xellos: *sweat-drops* What ever gave you that idea, Viv-kun? Viv: Anywho, I've got the next one planned! Val: It's the one where I go to find you, right? Viv: Hai! ^_^ Phibrizio: You're going to stay in the stories, right? Viv: Yep! Xellos: Does that mean you and Sas are going to give up on writing Poke-morphed? Viv: Heck no! That's fun to write! Xellos: It was worth a try. L-Sama: How come I'm not Poke-morphed? Viv: I donno. *shrugs* L-Sama: Hey! I'm in one of the dialogs! ^_^ Xellos: Glad you someone likes it. These things always end with me being beaten for comic relief! Viv: You're point? Xellos: You hate me, don't you, Viv-kun? Viv: No! I just get mad when you bug me, that's all. Xellos: Oh. Then I wont but you then! ^_^ Phibrizio: This will last a day if he's lucky…