The Wedding. . . ..

Gaav:  Wedding?  Heather you’re not. . . .
Heather:  ^_^  giggle
Phibrizio:  What’s going on in here?  " The Wedding"?  
Gaav. . . she’s not!
Heather:  Oh but I am!  (laughs like a psychopath)
Gaav and Phibrizio stare.  The evil laughter draws 
Xelterria, Filia, Valgarv, and Xellos into the room.
Valgarv:  Viv, are you okay?
Heather:  Sorry.  Oh, Phibrizio, Gaav, yes I am writing 
this story.
Xelterria:  Wedding?  (blushes and turns away from 
Gaav, and Gaav suddenly finds the floor very interesting)
Xellos:  I don’t know, I think it’s cute.
Filia:  I think it’s cute too!  And you know how I hate to 
agree with Xellos!
Heather:  I’m going to have FUN writing this story.  Do 
you know how 
	     many interesting things could go on during a 
Mazoku wedding?
Xellos:  Well, get on with it, girl!  I want to read this!  Do 
you know how
	   many things could go wrong at this wedding! 
(giggle)
Gaav:  What exactly are you saying, Xellos?
Xelterria:  Yeah!
Phibrizio: (rolls eyes)  Will you two lighten up!
Valgarv:  Me too.  I’m with Xellos on this one!  This 
could be
	    better then " Slayers: Ironic"!
Heather:  ^_^  You all love me and my stories!!!
Phibrizio:  (grins)  Of course!  



The Announcement. . . .

	" They had better have a darn good reason for 
calling us all here!  There isn’t a war, there isn’t a crisis, 
and Shabernigdo-sama isn’t back!," Deep Sea Dolphin 
huffed and crossed her arms over her chest.
	" Trust me, this is worth it!," Vallos grinned.
	" You know what’s going on?," Filia asked.
	" Yep," Vallos said.
	" WHAT!?!?," everyone in the room demanded.  
Vallos just grinned.  This was too easy!
	" Sore wa himitsu desu!," Vallos laughed.
	" Walked right into that one!," Raya laughed, " 
But seriously, what is going on?"
	" I’m sworn to secrecy!," Vallos said as he smiled 
at the group of, well, he supposed they could be 
considered friends.  In the rather large meeting hall of 
Gaav-sama’s castle, a rather odd group of people was 
gathered.  There were Xellas, Xellos, Kosha, Phibrizio, 
Raya, Valgarv, Phibby, Raichu, Pika-baby, Deep Sea 
Dolphin, Siren, Daksha, Dynast, Sherra, Grau, Grou, 
Filia, Changer, Rezo, Lei Rezo, Lei Magnus, Zela, 
Rezurla, and Narse.
	" Where’s Xelterria?," Dynast asked, " She is 
Gaav’s Priest, she should be here, ne?"
	" She will be here soon," Vallos replied.
	" Where is Gaav?," Phibrizio asked, " He was the 
one who called us here!"
	" I’m right here!," Gaav said as he entered the 
room, Xelterria was at his side, and they were holding 
hands.  Everyone but Vallos blinked, did a double take, 
and blinked again.
	" Nani. . . ." Deep Sea murmured.  Phibrizio worded 
his amazement somewhat differently. . . 
	" WHAT IN &*^$ HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!," he 
roared, more amazed and confused then angry.
	" You shouldn’t swear like that, Daddy," Phibby 
smiled at him through her blue curly bangs as she 
squeezed her Shabernigdo doll.
	" Kawaii!!!!!  She is so cute, Phibrizio!!!!," Deep 
Sea yelled, her weakness for young Mazoku showing.
	" Ahem," Gaav said, and everyone gave their 
attention back to him and Xelterria, who was rolling her 
eyes, but she had a smile on her face.
	" You have our attention," Dynast said.
	" We have an announcement to make," Xelterria 
said.
	" Well!," Changer prompted.  She had a very good 
idea of what was going on.
	" Xelterria and I are getting married," Gaav said.  
Everyone’s mouths dropped open at the same time.  
Vallos pulled out a camera and started to take pictures of 
everyone’s amazed looks.
	Raya recovered first, " I knew you two would end 
up getting married!!!!!," she yelled and ran over and 
hugged her daughter.  Raya’s squeal snapped everyone 
but Valgarv out of his or her daze.
	" We’re all invited, ne?," Xellas asked.
	" Of course," Xelterria grinned.
	" We get to plan a wedding!," Kosha and Changer 
giggled simultaneously.
	" I want to help!," Raya, Filia, Deep Sea Dolphin, 
Zela, Rezurla, Xellas and Siren all yelled.  Sherra just 
rolled her eyes.  Mushy stuff.  She hated it!
	Phibrizio noticed that Valgarv was still in shock, " 
Val?  Val, you okay?," he asked and tapped him on the 
shoulder, " Hey, Aneki, your husband is off in La La 
Land!  I think he’s in shock," Phibrizio added to Raya.
	" Well what do you expect?," Rezo asked, " He 
just found out his only daughter is getting married.  It is 
not a fun emotion.  I know."
	" Daddy!!!," Kosha rolled her eyes.
	Phibrizio looked at Phibby, " Phibby, you are 
forbidden to get married, okay?"
	" Okay!  Whatever you say, Daddy!," Phibby 
grinned.  She was only six, and didn’t really get the 
whole marriage concept anyway.
	" Phibrizio!," Filia yelled, " That’s mean!  She’s 
only six and probably doesn’t even get what marriage 
is!"
	" So?  With my luck she’ll go off and get hitched 
to some one like Gourry or Prince Phil!," Phibrizio said, 
" I do not want to be related to people like that!"
	" She could always marry Vallos," Rezurla 
shrugged.
	" You know, that’s not a bad idea. . . ," Phibrizio 
muttered.
	" Anyway," Vallos practically screamed, " 
Shouldn’t someone be trying to snap Dad out of it?"
	" I’ll do it," Xelterria said and walked over to her 
father, " Daddy?  You okay?"
	" Huh?  Xelterria!  I’m fine, I think," Valgarv said 
and shook his head, " What’s going on again?"
	" Dad!  Gaav and I are getting married!," Xelterria 
yelled.  As she said this, Valgarv swore she turned back 
into a six year old with pig-tails.
	" Married?," Valgarv gulped.
	" Yes, married!  Are you okay with it?," Xelterria 
asked.
	" Yes!," Valgarv yelled, " I have absolutely no 
problem with you marring Gaav-sama!  Or should I be 
just calling him ‘Gaav’ now?  Anyway, when did all this 
happen?"
	" Well, we’ve kind of been going out for a while 
now," Xelterria said.
	" We kept it quite because we knew all of you 
would freak, just like you’re doing now," Gaav rolled his 
eyes, " So," he said as he turned to the other four Mazoku 
Lords, " What do you four think?"
	" You better not start slacking off," Phibrizio said.
	" I want that castle you have in the tropics," 
Dynast said, " You wont need it anymore once you’re 
married."
	" I hope you two are happy together," Xellas said 
and glared at Phibrizio and Dynast.
	" You’re going to have kawaii kids!," Deep Sea 
smiled.
	" Nani?," Phibrizio and Dynast asked Xellas.
	" You’re supposed to give good wishes to people 
when they get married!!!!  Not threaten them and ask for 
stuff!," Xellas yelled.
	" So, how much planing do you have done?," 
Changer asked.
	" Guest list," Xelterria said.
	" Well, girls, we have our work cut out for us, 
ne?," Changer grinned, " Let’s get cracking!"
	" Should I be worried?," Gaav asked Rezo.  Rezo 
looked at the Mazoku Lord and smiled sadly.
	" Be afraid, be very, very afraid," was all the Red 
Priest said.

The Arrangements. . . ..

	" Um , Xelterria, eleven people on this guest list 
are dead!," Changer said,
	" Oh, Mom is going to talk to Phibrizio-chan about 
resurrecting them for the week of the wedding," Xelterria 
giggled.
	" What about Ceifeed and Shabernigdo?  And how 
exactly do you plan to get an invitation to the Lord of 
Nightmares?," Changer asked.
	" Oh, well, the Five Mazoku Lords can talk to L-
Sama, so Gaav is going to take care of that, and then he’s 
going to talk to her about bringing Shabernigdo back 
from the dead, just for the wedding.  Filia is talking to 
Luna about Ceifeed."
	" Oh. . . .," Changer muttered.  She, Xelterria, Filia, 
Zela, Xellas, Deep Sea Dolphin, Kosha, and Rezurla 
were all in Xelterria’s chambers, working on the wedding 
plans.
	" Is that where Raya is now?  Talking to 
Hellmaster?," Zela asked.
	" Hai," Xelterria nodded.  There was a knock on 
the door, " Who is it?"
	" Me," Gaav said.
	" Come on it," Xelterria giggled.  Gaav came in 
and sat down next to Xelterria on the bed.  They kissed.
	" Do you have a purpose for interrupting out 
plotting-I mean planning!," Xellas said.
	" I don’t know, plotting works too," Kosha 
giggled.  Xellas threw a pillow at her.
	" I have good news," Gaav said, " L-Sama is 
coming to the wedding, and she said she can get 
Shabernigdo and Ceifeed to come too."
	" Great!," Xelterria said.
	" But, both Ceifeed and Shabernigdo are not going 
to have any of their powers.  That’s the deal.  She said 
that if they had their powers, another war would start 
during the middle of the ceremony, so to prevent it they 
each have no powers," Gaav sighed.
	" That might improve things," Zela giggled.
	" I’m back!," Raya sang as she walked in, " Oh!  
Hi Gaav-sama!"
	" Hello," Gaav nodded, " and call me Gaav!"
	" Did you get him to agree?," Xelterria asked.
	" Hai!," Raya giggled, " It was no problem at all!"
	" Get what?," Gaav asked.
	" Phibrizio to resurrect some people for the 
wedding.  Raya got him to agree," Deep Sea Dolphin 
said.
	" Who all are you bringing back?," Filia asked.
	" Zelgadis, Naga, Syphil, Lina, Gourry, Amelia, 
Prince Phil, Martina, Zangalus, Eris, and Kopii," 
Xelterria said.  Everyone but Changer, Gaav and Raya 
blinked at her.
	" Zel. . . .," Kosha whispered, " This is going to be 
so much fun!!!!!"
	" Gaav-sama, go away!  Xelterria has to try on her 
dress and you can’t see it till the day of the wedding!," 
Filia said and shooed Gaav, the Chaos Dragon from the 
room.
Later. . . .
	Gaav, Xelterria, Changer and Valgarv meet in the 
study later on.
	" Look, you have to assign who’s who!," Changer 
said, " Val, why are you here?"
	" I don’t know, I mean, it’s only my daughter’s 
wedding!  Maybe I should keep my nose out of it," Val 
said and rolled his eyes.  Changer rolled her eyes right 
back at him.
	" Sorry I’m late!," Raya said as she scrambled into 
the room and sat down.
	" Now that we’re al here, do you know who you 
want as what?," Changer asked.
	" Sort of," Xelterria said, " I know I want Rezurla 
as my Maid of Honor and Xellas-sama, Deep Sea-sama 
and Kosha as my Bride’s Maids."
	" That’s a start," Changer nodded.
	" Since Valgarv can’t be my Best Man and give 
the bride away, I want Vallos as my Best Man," Gaav 
said.
	" Dynast-sama, Phibrizio-chan, and Xellos will 
walk Xellas-sama, Deep Sea-sama and Kosha down the 
aisle," Xelterria added.
	" Flower girl?," Changer asked, scribbling away 
like mad on a notepad.
	" Phibby."
	" Well then, you’re set," Changer said, " 
Tomorrow we chose colors, flower arrangements, and 
start sending out invitations!"
The next day. . . 
	Just as Changer said colors were chosen.  
(Xelterria’s dress was black velvet, silk, and lace.  She 
chose red silk for Rezurla’s dress and navy for the bride’s 
maids, and purple for the flower girl)  Flower 
arrangements were made ( black and red long stem roses 
and purple iris)  Food was chosen, as was the cake, china, 
and silver ware.  And most importantly, invitations were 
made!  The last line of the invitations read:  You better 
RSPV and come to this wedding, unless you want some 
of Gaav-sama’s minions to come to your house, and I 
wonder why they would come. . . 
	In other words, everyone who got an invitation, 
came.

The Dead Guests are Brought Back!

	" Remind me again why I am doing this?," 
Phibrizio asked Raya.
	" Because you want to make this wedding perfect 
for Xelterria," Raya said, " and because I asked you and 
you can’t say no to me."
	" Oh, yeah," Phibrizio sighed.  He, Raya, and 
Xelterria were in his palace.  Phibrizio was resurrecting 
the eleven ‘dead’ guests, " Well, there they are."
	" Phibrizio, they’re still dead!  So what if we have 
their bodies," Raya said.
	" I can’t ever please you, can I," Phibrizio asked.
	" Just wake them up!," Raya rolled her eye’s and 
Xelterria started to giggle.
	" Oh, where am I. . . ," Lina gasped.  Then she 
screamed, " What’s going on!"
	As every one else woke up, they demanded similar 
answers, and Raya explained.
	" Uh, I don’t get it," Gourry said, " Hey Zel!  I 
thought you were dead!"
	" So we are only alive for a week, and we are to 
attend this wedding or you’ll just kill us again?," Zel 
asked, ignoring Gourry.
	" Hai," Phibrizio nodded.
	" Why are we chained to tables?," Prince Phil 
asked.
	" So you wouldn’t go ballistic and kill me!," 
Phibrizio yelled.
	" Can you let us down now?," Syphil asked.
	" Ohhohohohohoho!  These mer bonds can not 
hold Naga, the White Serpent!," Naga cackled.  After 
struggling for a minute, " Perhaps the 
can. . . Ohhohohohohohoho!  No mater!  I shall just use 
my magic to blast myself free!"
	" No need," Phibrizio rolled his eyes as he freed 
them.
	" So, uh, Xelterria, who exactly are you 
marrying?," Lina asked.
	" Gaav."
	" Who?," Lina asked.
	" Gaav."
	Lina screamed and had a heart attack, dying all 
over again.  Everyone but Xelterria blinked and sweat-
dropped at Lina’s body.  Xelterria was too busy crying 
like a baby to do anything.
	" She’s so mean!," Xelterria wailed, " Gaav is so 
much better then Gourry!  You can hold an intelligent 
conversation with Gaav, and. . . ." Xelterria went on and 
on listing reasons why Gaav was better then Gourry, (she 
came up with over fifty) while Phibrizio brought Lina 
back (again).
Soon. . . 
	" NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!," Xellos screamed when he 
saw Zel, " This is all just a nightmare!!!!  He is dead!!!!!  
He can not come back to steal Kosha from me!!!!!!"
	" Uh, Xellos, pull yourself together," Xellas said.  
Everyone that happened to be at Gaav’s also got to see 
the return of the resurrected guests.  Xellos was freaking 
out.
	" Kosha!  Kosha you love me now!!!!  Not him!!!  
Right?  Kosha?!," Xellos wailed, " I can’t take losing 
you!!!  I’ll kill myself!!!!"
	" And I’ll resurrect you," Xellas said.
	" Xellos Metallium!," Kosha said, " Yes I love 
you, and you know I do!  Quit freaking out!  Even if Zel 
was coming back for good I would still stay with you!  
You are my husband now!"
	Xellas grinned evilly as she got an idea.  This 
would make Hellmaster mad, not to mention Sherra, who 
had never like Lina, " I have decided that I will use my 
powers to fully resurrect all eleven of you!"
	Xellos laughed, " Very funny, my Mistress."
	" I’m serious Xellos," Beastmaster grinned and 
with a flick of her wrist, a light surrounded the eleven 
resurrected guests, " There now you are all alive once 
more and may live our full lives."
	Xellos screamed at the top of his lungs and fainted.
	" Xellos!," Kosha yelled then she turned to 
Beastmaster, " Master!?"
	" Yes, Kosha, Trickster Priestess?"
	" You did that just to freak Xellos out!"
	" No.  That was an added bonus," Phibrizio 
sneered, " She did it to make me mad!  I’ll remember 
this, Xellas, but for now, we have a wedding to do!"
	" This could get really, really weird," Zel sighed to 
himself.
	" Ohhohohohohohoho!  Naga, the White Serpent, 
thanks you, Beastmaster, for bringing me back!"
	" As does the great Martina!!!"
	" I, Amelia, the former Princess of Sairune, also 
thank you from the bottom of my justice loving heart!  
You may be an evil, justice hating Mazoku namogomi, 
but even you have your good days!!!!"
	" Well said, my little Amelia!  Even someone who 
does not love justice can serve the side of good!," Price 
Phil yelled.
	" Where’s the kitchen?," Lina asked.
	" This way!," Rezurla giggled and ran down the 
hall, Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Martina ( who dragged 
Zangalus with her), Syphil and Naga ran down the hall 
after her.
	" Keep and eye on them, please!," Kosha begged 
Eris and Kopii.  They nodded and followed the group.
The Five Mazoku Lords and their Priests and 
Generals had been the only people present for the whole 
situation.  Right now, everyone of them plus Zel was 
staring at Beastmaster.  ( Well, Xellos wasn’t because he 
was unconscious)
	" What have I done!!!!," she moaned.
	" Well, you have brought great pain and suffering 
upon the world, for one thing," Zelgadis sighed, " Isn’t 
that what you Mazoku are supposed to do?"
	" Yes, but we aren’t supposed to inflict that 
suffering upon ourselves as well!," Dynast argued.
	" I need a drink," Gaav said.
	" Me too," Phibrizio said.
	" You’re too young," Gaav snickered.
	" I AM NOT TOO YOUNG!!!!!!!!  I MAY LOOK 
TEN BUT I’M THE OLDEST PERSON IN THIS 
WHOLE ENTIRE CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!," Phibrizio roared 
as he followed Gaav down the hall.  Everyone else rolled 
their eyes and followed.  ( Except for Xellos, who they 
just left lying unconscious on the floor.  He woke up 
twenty minutes later, found the group, and told Zel that if 
he so much as touched Kosha, he would kill him.  Zel 
simply told Xellos to get a life.)

The Wedding Ceremony!!!!! ( The calm before the 
storm)

Part One: Preparation. . . 

	The big day finally arrived!  The wedding was 
going to be held in a huge old cathedral, and the 
reception would be at Gaav’s castle.  (Soon to be know 
as Gaav and Xelterria’s castle)  Xelterria was up in her 
room getting ready.  Rezurla, Deep Sea Dolphin, Kosha, 
Xellas and her mother were with her.
	" Calm down!," Raya giggled, " You look fine, 
and I’m more then positive that Gaav would care less if 
you came down there in your normal everyday out fit to 
get married!"
" I wouldn’t be surprised if he wears that trench coat of 
his!," Deep Sea giggled.
	" Can’t leave out that sword either!," Xellas 
giggled.
	" You’re not helping me here!," Xelterria wailed.  
Her dress was black, it went all the way down to the 
floor, and was silk.  It had lace and velvet trimmings, and 
she had on black finger-less lace gloves on that went past 
her elbows.  The dress had no sleeves.  Xelterria had a 
beautiful black velvet choker on as well, that was 
incrusted with rubies and diamonds.  She had on black 
high-heeled boots that cut off just above her ankles on, 
but since the dress was so long, the chances of anyone 
seeing her shoes were scarce.
	Her hair, was down out of the spike style for once, 
and most of it hung down past her shoulders.  It was 
curled and wavy.  Xelterria also had on make-up, blood 
red lipstick and purplish gray eye shadow.  All in all, she 
looked very beautiful.
	" You look fine!," Rezurla giggled.  She was in a 
floor length red silk dress.
	" Don’t worry about it!," Raya said and hugged her 
daughter.
	" Whose walking you up the aisle?," Xellas asked.
	" Me?  Oh!  Rezo," Raya giggled.
Meanwhile. . . .
	" Gods, I’m nervous!," Gaav said.  He was in his 
room, basically sitting around waiting for the wedding to 
start.  Vallos, Valgarv, Phibrizio, Xellos and Dynast were 
with him.
	" You, nervous?," Phibrizio giggled, " That’s a 
new one!"
	" You ever been married before?," Gaav snapped.
	" No. . . .," Phibrizio said, " Heck, I’ve never 
actually been in love before, you’re lucky, Gaav."
	" Love. . . .we Mazoku aren’t supposed to be able to 
love!," Dynast said.
	" I guess that’s a false assumption, ne?," Valgarv 
said.
	" Personally, I think it is harder for Mazoku to fall 
in love," Xellos said, " and I’m not sure our version of 
love is the same as the humans version either."
	" You’re probably onto something there," 
Phibrizio said.
	" Most likely," Dynast shrugged, " But who cares?  
We know we can love.  Xellos, Valgarv, Gaav, Xelterria, 
Kosha and Phibrizio have all fallen in love."
	" I just said I haven’t, not have," Phibrizio said.
	" You love Raya," Dynast said.
	" Dynast has a point, you do love Raya," Gaav 
said, " I think you love her more then you let the rest of 
us onto."
	" Whatever," Phibrizio laughed, " She’s my sister, 
and that’s all she ever will be."
	Valgarv eyed Phibrizio, " You love her," he said, 
crossing his arms and smirking.  That’s when Rezo stuck 
his head in.
	" Let’s go guys," he smiled, " It’s show time."
	" Bout time!," Gaav said as he picked up his trench 
coat.
	" You’re wearing that over that tux?," Vallos 
asked him.
	" Yeah.  Just substitute my favorite trench coat for 
the tux coat," Gaav said.  He also grabbed his sword on 
the way out.
	" Mom and Grandma aren’t going to like this. . . .," 
Vallos said as he followed the other guys down the hall.
In the church. . . .
	The guests had been gathering for sometime.  
Dragons and humans were to sit on one side of the 
church, and the Mazoku on the other.  (More or less so 
fighting didn’t start)
	" Hi ya!," Luna smiled to Changer as she signed 
the guest book by the door, " Long time no see, ne, 
Knight of Shabernigdo?"
	" Hi, Luna!," Changer smiled back, " Ceifeed and 
Shabernigdo are going to be here."
	" Really?  L-Sama’s bringin’ em’ right?," Luna 
grinned.
	" Hai," Changer nodded, " Neither of them will 
have their powers!"
	" That will be interestin’ for sure!," Luna giggled 
as she walked down the isle and took a seat by her sister, 
" Hi ya, Lina."
	" Lu-Luna!!!!!!!!," Lina shrieked.
	" Calm down.  I’m not gonna hurt cha’," Luna 
smiled, " We’re in a church, plus it’s a wedding.  It 
would be rude to start a fight."
	Lina blinked at her sister, " I was dead, you 
know."
	" I know.  I missed ya," Luna said, " We have to 
play catch up at the reception, ne?"
	" Uh, sis, why are you wearing your apron and 
waitress hat?"
	" As Xellos would say ‘Sore wa himitsu desu!’," 
Luna smiled.  She was indeed wearing her apron over her 
light pink dress and her waitress hat was on her head.
	" Hello," a tall woman with long blonde hair said 
in a silky voice as she walked in the church.
	Changer blinked and took in a deep breath, " Are 
you L-Sama?"
	" Hai," L-Sama smiled, " Where is my seat?," she 
asked as she signed the guest book.
	" First row, on the Mazoku side.  Shabernigdo is 
beside you, and Ceifeed has the first row on the Dragon’s 
side," Changer said, " Where are Shabernigdo and 
Ceifeed?"
	" Right here," L-Sama sighed and leaned down.  
When she stood up, she was holding a three-foot tall light 
blue dragon with three heads, silver wings, and green 
eyes, " Meet Ceifeed.  This is what happened when I took 
away his powers.  Sad, ne?"
	" It’s embarrassing!," Ceifeed snorted as he signed 
his name in the guest book, " No one is going to 
recognize me!  Not even Luna!"
	" Quit whining, you stupid old worm!," a grouchy 
voice said from the floor, " At least you look respectable, 
even if you’re only three feet tall!"
	L-Sama rolled her eyes and leaned down again, 
this time, when she stood up, a three-foot tall creature 
was in her hands.  It looked sort of like a Raichu, without 
a tail and without the markings.  Its eye’s were ruby red, 
and it had big bat like wings.  There were also horns on 
the creatures head, and it had claws on its hands and feet.  
The creature was a brownish color, and it also had fangs.
	" Shabernigdo-sama?," Changer asked.
	" Hai," Shabernigdo said crossly as he signed the 
guest book, " You are my Knight, correct?"
	" Hai."
	" You did a pretty decent job during that foolish 
war a year ago.  If I had my powers, I’d give you some of 
mine, but a certain someone couldn’t trust me and the 
worm with our powers"
	" I’ll join her with some of your power later!  Now 
quit complaining!  You’re both lucky I let you come at 
all!  Now come on, or we’re going to be late!," L-Sama 
said as she shooed Ceifeed and Shabernigdo into the 
church, " You see what I’ve had to put up with all 
morning?"
Changer just laughed as she followed the Lord of 
Nightmares into the main church and sat down next to 
Shabernigdo.

Part Two:  The Ceremony

	" He’s wearing that damn trench coat!!!!," 
Changer hissed through her teeth as Gaav took his place 
by the alter, " and he has the stupid sword too!!!!"
	" Lei Magnus is the priest. . . ," Luna shook her 
head, " Is he certified to do this kind of stuff?"
	" He is now, I suppose!," Lina giggled.
	" This is going to be one messed up wedding," Zel 
sighed to himself as the ceremony began.
	( since the author has never been to a wedding and 
isn’t positive how things are done, and she’s to lazy to 
get off her duff and find out, most of this part will be 
pretty short ~ Phibrizio.  HEY!!!!! ~ Heather)
	To most everyone’s surprise, things ran rather 
smoothly.  The only big disturbance happened when the 
whole ‘does anyone object to these to being married?’ 
question came up.  After Lei Magnus asked this question, 
Gaav drew his sword and turned and glared at the guests, 
basically giving off the message ‘if you object you wont 
live long’.  If anyone was going to say anything, they 
(wisely) kept their big mouths shut.  After Gaav was 
positive, everyone was going to ‘forever hold their 
peace’, he turned back around, sheathed his sword, and 
let Lei Magnus continue with the ceremony.
	Gourry had fallen asleep since he didn’t 
understand half of what was going on, and he knew Lina 
would be mad if he asked.  The big, dumb blonde was 
woken up when everyone started to clap and a few guys 
(probably Xellos and Phibrizio) started to whistle.  
Gourry looked around and saw Gaav and Xelterria 
kissing.
	" Is it over?," Gourry asked Lina as the Gaav 
picked up Xelterria and carried her down the isle.
	" NO!," Lina yelled and hit Gourry, " Now we get 
to go to the reception."
	" Oh. . . . . . ," Gourry said, " Um, Lina, what’s that?"
	Luna held her sister back from killing Gourry, " 
It’s like a party.  You go and eat, talk, and dance.  Don’t 
you remember?  You and Lina had one after you go 
married."
	" Uh, nope!," Gourry said, then he smiled, " All I 
can remember about my wedding is that Lina looked 
really pretty, but then again, she always does."
	Lina melted, " Come on, Gourry, let’s go dance!"

The Reception! ( The storm)

	" Zel!  This is a party, lighten up!," Lina said.
	" Things are going way to smoothly!  It was like 
the ceremony was the calm before the storm, and we’re 
about to get hit with the biggest storm this century!," Zel 
said then he took a sip of punch.  ( at least what he 
hopped was punch, this was a Mazoku wedding, after all)
	" I’ve been feeling the same way," Lina sighed, " 
Hey, shouldn’t Aurizlious be here?"
	Zel blinked, " You don’t know!?  Lina, Aurizlious 
was really Hellmaster Phibrizio!!!!!"
	" Really!?  Well, that explains why Xellos took 
him in, and why Raya calls Hellmaster ‘Otoutosan’ and 
why he calls her ‘Aneki’," Lina said, " Hey, Zel, how did 
you die?"
	" Hellmaster killed me ‘cause I found out who he 
was before anyone was supposed to know."
	" WHAT!!!!!????!!!!!  I’M GONNA KILL THAT 
LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!  AGAIN!!!!!!!  COME ON 
ZEL!!!!," Lina roared and grabbed Zel’s arm and 
dragged him over to where Hellmaster was.
	" Well, here comes the storm," Zel sighed.
	Meanwhile. . . 
	" Hey Rezo!  Long time no see!," Zone said as he 
walked over to Rezo and Lei Magnus, " Lei!!!!!  It’s 
good to see you too!"
	" Hello, Zone," Lei Magnus smiled.
	" Oh, Rezo, you still owe me for the Book of 
Healing," Zone said.
	" Do not!!!!," Rezo yelled, " Lei Magnus checked 
it out, not me!!!! Now he’s back so the fine goes to him!"
	" I suppose you’re right, so Lei, you have a rather 
large fine on a book you checked out," Zone giggled.
	" Really?  What book?," Lei asked.  Before Zone 
could answer, the doors from the outside balcony flew 
open and Phibrizio ran in at top speed.  Behind him, Lina 
Inverse was running after him, and Zel was right behind 
her.
	" Come back and fight you little brat!!!!!   No 
wonder Zela hates you so much!!!!!," Lina screamed, " 
No one kills my friends and gets away with it!!!!"
	" Leave me alone!," Phibrizio yelled.
	" Coward!," Lina challenged.
	" NO!!!," Phibrizio roared, " This is a wedding, 
Lina!  I’m not going to ruin it by killing two of the 
guests!  After the wedding, I’ll be more then happy to kill 
you and Zel, but right now, I’m not fighting!"
	Blink, blink, " I suppose you have a point," Lina 
sighed, " but after the wedding, you’re dead meat!  I 
killed you once, I can do it again!," Lina declared and 
marched off.
	" ‘I killed you once, I can do it again!’," Phibrizio 
mocked Lina, then to Raya, who was standing next to 
him, he added, " Just who dose she think she is, Aneki?"
	Raya just shrugged.
	" Owww!!!!!," Narse yelled.
	" What?," Zela asked him.
	" Shabernigdo keeps stomping on my toes!," Narse 
whined.
	" He’s doing it to everyone," Zela sighed, " Except 
L-Sama, Gaav and Xelterria.  I think he’s mad about 
losing his powers."
	" It’s a little immature, ne?," Xellos giggled.  
Unluckily for Xellos, Shabernigdo heard him, so the 
Mazoku King walked over to Xellos, and crushed all of 
Xellos’s toes.  Shabernigdo managed to break all ten of 
the Trickster Priest’s toes in one blow.
	" You were saying?," Zela asked her stepfather as 
Shabernigdo walked off to stomp on Rezo and Changer’s 
toes.
	" Ouchies," was all Xellos managed to whimper.
	" Raichu!," Raichu yelled at Pika-baby.
	" Shut-up!," Pika-baby yelled back.
	" Chu chu Raichu chu Rai Rai!," Raichu insulted 
Pika-baby.
	" Why you!  I otta. . . .", Pika-baby began.
	" Rai Rai?," Raichu taunted her.
	" PIKACHU!!!!!," Pika-baby yelled and fried 
Raichu.
	" RAICHU!!!!!," Raichu yelled and zapped Pika-
baby right back.  The two Pokemon began a duel right 
then and there.  It didn’t help that they were both 
standing on the table with the food, or that they were 
both dressed in formal wear.  Raichu had on a tux jacket, 
and Pika-baby was in a little dress.
	" Stop it this instant!  Both of you!," Kosha yelled.  
When both of the Pokemon remained oblivious to her 
and continued fighting, she pulled out two Pokeballs 
from thin air, " Raichu, return!  Pika-baby, return!"
	" This is all your fault!," Pika-baby yelled at 
Raichu before they were sucked inside of their Pokeballs.  
Raichu just stuck his tongue out at her.
	Most of these events went unnoticed by most of 
the guests.  So far, nothing major had happed, but as Zel 
had said earlier, ‘here comes the storm’.
	Xellos walked over to Zelgadis and grinned evilly.
	" Well, now what are you going to do?  Kosha is 
mine, and she will stay with me, and you are alive once 
more.  What do you intend to do?  Live as a hermit all 
alone in the woods?  Or stick around and be eternally 
jealous of little old me?"
	" Go way, Xellos."
	" Oh, I’m hurt!"
	" I said go away," Zel growled.
	" But don’t you want to best buds?"
	" FLAIR ARROW!!!!"
	" You missed," Xellos taunted, " FIREBALL!!!"
	" I can’t believe their fighting at my wedding!," 
Xelterria yelled.
	" Anyone else feeling déjà vu?," Kosha giggled.
	" That gives me an idea," Rezo smiled evilly, " 
Allow me to handle this Gaav-sama?"
	" Have at it, Rezo," Gaav said.
	Rezo stepped forward and muttered a spell.  Xellos 
and Zel were engulfed in a bright light.  When it faded, 
everyone just stared.
	" It’s the return of Xelloschu and Zelchu!!!!!," 
Amelia laughed.
	" Not again!!!!!," Zelchu wailed.
	" I’m back, Lina!  Aren’t I so adorable?," 
Xelloschu asked.
	" Yes," Lina sighed and refused to look at 
Xelloschu.
That’s when Xellas started to laugh.  Soon, everyone else 
was laughing too.  Xelloschu didn’t care and just smiled 
an irresistibly cute grin.  Zelchu, on the other hand, 
looked about ready to die of embarrassment. 
	When the laughter finally died down, Zelchu 
begged, " Please change me back!!!!!!"
	" I’ll do it," Changer sighed.
	" Xellos and I better not switch bodies again," 
Kosha muttered as Changer reversed the spell.  Xellos 
and Zel were back.
	" Oh boy," Kosha moaned.
	" Okay, from now on, no one is aloud to turn 
anyone else into Pikachus!!!," Xellos yelled.
	" What happened?," Phibrizio asked, confused.
	" I am Kosha," Xellos said.
	" and I’m Xellos," Kosha grinned, " We switched 
bodies, or rather, Changer switched our bodies, and from 
the way she’s grinning, I think she did it on purpose."
	" Yep!," Changer laughed, " and I really hope 
someone has enough power to pull off a Soul Transfer, 
‘cause I don’t!," Changer giggled.
	" I’ll remember this next time you need help, 
Mother," Kosha sneered.
	" I can do it," Xelterria said, " Soul Transfer is the 
only white magic spell I can pull off.  Don’t ask me why 
I can do it, I don’t know why, I just can."
	" Let’s get to it then," Kosha said, " I really 
DON’T like being a guy!"
	" Not even me?," Xellos pouted.
	" No!  Not even you!," Kosha yelled.
	" Just hush so I can cast the spell," Xelterria said.  
As she cast the spell, her wings came out of her back, and 
her tail popped out.  ( her tail had a black bow on it to 
mach her dress, and her dress was back less so her wings 
could come out.
	" Thank you, Xelterria," Xellos smiled.
	" I’m glad to be me again," Kosha giggled.
	Gourry had seen Xelterria’s tail come out, and it 
was really, really, bugging him.  Against his better 
judgment, (he had a nagging feeling that something like 
this had happened before, and he’d gotten in trouble for 
it, but he couldn’t put his finger on it) Gourry lifted up 
the back of Xelterria’s dress to see where her tail came 
from.
	Xelterria screamed and jumped up into Valgarv’s 
arms.  Then she glared at Gourry and screamed, " YOU 
BIG PERVERT!!!!!"
	Gaav drew his sword, and Vallos cracked his 
knuckles.
	" You are so dead," Sherra giggled at Gourry.
	In a calm voice, Gaav said, " That was my wife’s 
skirt you looked up, you stupid mortal."
	" Yeah, he’s dead," Deep Sea agreed.  When Gaav 
got really ticked, he talked in a calm voice.
	" AND THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HE’S 
DONE IT!!!!!," Vallos roared.
	" I’m in trouble, aren’t I?," Gourry asked as he 
began to run, because Gaav and Vallos were chasing him.
	" This could only go on for years," Phibrizio 
sighed.
	" I’ll put a stop to it," Lina grinned, " 
FIREBALL!!!!!!!!"
All three guys collapsed in a heap.

The Aftermath. . . .

	The reception was over with, and all the guests 
were gone except for Phibrizio, Raya, Valgarv, Vallos, 
Kosha, Xellos, Zel, Filia, Dynast, Sherra, Grau, Grou, 
Rezo, Changer, Lei Magnus, Lei Rezo, Xellas, Deep Sea, 
Siren, Daksha, Amelia, Naga, Prince Phil, Lina, Luna, 
Syphil, Martina, Zangalus, Phibby, Gourry, Eris, Koppi, 
Zela, Rezula, and Narse.  ( You know, the main group)
	" Now what?  Gaav and Xelterria are on a 
honeymoon for two weeks," Deep Sea said.
	" I don’t know, go back to our regularly scheduled 
lives?," Grau shrugged.
	" I can’t," Raya giggled.
	" Why?," Valgarv asked his wife.
	" I’m pregnant," Raya said.  Valgarv fainted, " 
Val?  Hey, Val?"
" Too much input in one day," Lei Magnus 
laughed.
	" You know, maybe I should get married," 
Phibrizio said.  As soon as those words left his mouth, all 
of the single females ran screaming down the road.  ( 
except for Naga and Phibby.)
	" Ohhohohohohoho!  I, Naga, the White Serpent 
will gladly marry you!"
	Phibrizio screamed at the top of his lungs and ran 
after the single girls, yelling, " FILIA!!!!!  LET ME 
BARROW YOUR MACE!!!!!!!!"
	" Ohohohohohohoho!  You can not escape me, my 
husband to be!," Naga yelled and ran after Phibrizio.
	" You leave my little brother alone, you psychotic 
freak!," Raya hollered and changed after Naga.  That’s 
when Val woke up.
	" What’s going on?," he asked groggily.
" Raya said she was pregnant, you fainted, Phibrizio 
decided he wanted to get married, all the single girls ran 
off except for Naga, who said she would marry him, 
Phibrizio ran away, like any sane man would," Lei 
Magnus grinned, " Naga chased him, then Raya chased 
her."
	Valgarv jumped to his feet and took off after his 
wife, " Raya!!!!  Get back here now!!!!  You’re going to 
hurt yourself!!!!!"
	" Should we go after them?," Daksha asked.
	" Nope," Lina giggled, " Here they come now."
	Sure enough, the single girls rounded the bend, and 
stopped in front of the others.  As Phibrizio ran by, Filia 
tossed him her mace.  He caught it, and stopped dead in 
his tracks.  As soon as Naga was within range, Phibrizio 
swung Filia’s mace like a bat and hit Naga head on, 
knocking her out and hitting her about a mile away in one 
blow.
	" Thanks Filia," Phibrizio grinned and tossed Filia 
back her mace.
	" Hey!," Amelia yelled, " That was my sister you 
just hit!"
	" And my daughter!," Prince Phil added.
	" I care because?," Phibrizio asked.
	" You okay, Otoutosan?," Raya asked.
	" Yep!"
	" Good," Raya said, " if she bugs you again I’ll-"
	" Do absolutely nothing," Valgarv cut her off.
	" Daddy," Phibby said as she hugged her 
Shabernigdo doll, " I decided whom I’m going to 
marry!"
	" Who?," Phibrizio asked his daughter, " and I told 
you, you’re forbidden to get married."
	" I’m going to marry Dynast," Phibby smiled.
	" Kawaii!!!!!," Deep Sea yelled with a huge grin.
	" Why do I get the feeling I’m in trouble?," Dynast 
asked himself.

THE END!!!


Heather:  Well?
Valgarv:  I liked it.
Phibrizio:  Where is Dynast?  I rather like the idea of him 
and Phibby getting
	        married. . . ..
Vallos:  He’d never go for it.
Raya:  I don’t think Phibby would like being married to 
him.  He’s to mean!
Heather:  Before a huge debate gets started over Phibby 
and Dynast’s 
	     so called destiny together, what did you think of 
my story?
Phibrizio:  I loved it, and you know, I really should get 
married.
Filia:  Oh wow, look at the time!  I have laundry to do! 
(runs from room)
Luna:  I better go help her, laundry can be tricky! ( leaves 
too)
Phibrizio:  Why do I feel insulted?  You’d marry me, 
right Heather?
Heather:  Look outside!!!  It’s a deformed animal!  ( as 
everyone else in the room falls for her dumb trick, 
Heather runs after Luna and Filia.)
Phibrizio:  Okay, now I’m REALLY insulted.
Vallos:  You can always marry Naga!
Raya:  That’s just evil!
Valgarv: Only a complete psychopath, idiot, or a 
combination of the two
	    would marry THAT woman!
Xellos walks in
Xellos:  Do you guys have any idea why Filia, Luna, and 
Heather are all 
	   hiding in the laundry room closest?
Phibrizio:  Now I’m REALLY, REALLY insulted.
Heather comes back into room
Xellos:  Why’d you come back?
Heather:  Because Dynast kicked me out of my hiding 
spot in the closet,
	     and I have to finish this story.
Vallos:  You going to write anymore?
Heather:  I don’t know.  Maybe.
Raya:  Write in about Val and my new baby!
Heather:  Its not even born yet, how can I write about it?
Phibrizio:  Write a fic about me!
Heather: Doing what?
Phibrizio: I don’t know. . . .taking over the world?
Heather:  I don’t think so.  I like Raya’s idea.
Valgarv:  Why don’t we talk about that after the kid is 
born?
Xellos:  So what are we supposed to do until then?
Phibrizio:  I’m going to have a talk with Dynast about 
marring Phibby.
Phibrizio leaves the room.  Heather, Vallos, Xellos, 
Valgarv and Raya all grin at each other.
Heather, Xellos, Vallos, Valgarv, and Raya:  
ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!
All leave room and follow Phibrizio.
Xellos:  Who else wants popcorn?
THE END